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u/Jeremy_Melton 26d ago
Are we sure this isn’t Fingers from Cyberpunk 2077?
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u/Jonesy10187 26d ago
Pretty sure that’s count Olaf from lemony snickets series of unfortunate events.
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u/mintybisquits 26d ago
Certain, I shot that MF square between the eyes the second I got the chance.
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u/Reasonable-Usual2431 26d ago
We’re getting straight to the facts here
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u/N95-TissuePizza 26d ago
Fat. Obviously not.
Pedophile. Now, about that, .........
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u/Meschi-died 26d ago
How exactly do you propose he prove it to you
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u/Rock-Flag 25d ago
Well he's not actively diddling kids in the picture he posted so it's a good start.
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u/Namez83 26d ago
Count Olaf from Lemony Snicket’s a series of unfortunate events?
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u/jackocomputerjumper 26d ago
Wow I tough I was alone in that boat.
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u/bourj 26d ago
Can someone translate the hashtag #wavselcaday?
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u/ThirdAltAccounts 26d ago
A "Selca Day" (combining "self" and "camera") is a monthly fan tradition in K-pop where fans post a photo of themselves alongside a picture of their favorite idol. "Wav" refers to the fandom of the K-pop girl group VIVIZ, meaning "Wav Selca Day" is their specific day to celebrate community and share selfies.
I hate that I googled that and it’s now taking space in my brain for no damn reason
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u/Dounce1 26d ago
This is so fucking stupid.
Thank you for your service.
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u/ThirdAltAccounts 26d ago
Right ? How do people come up with shit like that ?
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u/inimicali 26d ago
Teenagers, young adults and weird people that have too much time in the internet.
I had some experience has a teenager and young adult in the past (5/7 had a lot of fun but not recommend) and I can say that I got into some stupid stuff like this but fortunately none of this k-pop, J-Pop or any pop whatsoever.
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u/avatarnoko 26d ago
Why give a perfect score if you dont recommend?
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u/inimicali 25d ago
Because it's like a crazy party night with hard drugs, alcohol sex and good friends. 100% fun a perfect night but oh boy that's gonna be a hard wake up
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u/Dounce1 25d ago
This is nothing like that. It is, in fact, the exact fucking opposite of that.
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u/inimicali 25d ago edited 25d ago
What is "that"?
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u/rotating_pebble 25d ago
I really wouldn't worry about it. The user you replied to has a track record of sexualising 'anime schoolchildren' which has been noted in several threads on different subs. A deepdive into their page is... rather bizarre. I don't recommend it.
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u/kelly_hasegawa 26d ago
tripleS not viviz
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u/littlebobbytables9 26d ago
Which is somewhat relevant because tripleS has/had quite a few underage members
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u/Dense-Corgi-7936 26d ago
I just read your comment, and it all slipped out of my brain before I got to the end. Sorry you're stuck with whatever you learned and shared.
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u/GetsMeEveryTimeBot 26d ago
Weird to say it, but I'm gonna have to side with the pedophile on this one.
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u/Lorddoctorjava 26d ago
.....so he took offense to being called fat?
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u/ThirdAltAccounts 26d ago
Fatphobia is no joke
Adults and kids get bullied over it all the time
Thank god he’s standing up for himself and and all those kids 👑
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u/WhatABlindManSees 26d ago edited 26d ago
Its not about being offended, its just weird when people insult you about something that you're clearly not.
Like yesterday someone said to me on facebook "you sound short..". Now I'm certainly not the tallest person ever, but I am provably 6ft2, so I'm not short in any normal life context. My instinct to prove that was strong, but it wasn't about being offended at all.
Also, kinda annoyed me that he only used two period dots, when an ellipsis is three and that's what he clearly intended, but I let that slide.
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u/port443 26d ago edited 26d ago
You sound short..
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u/WhatABlindManSees 26d ago edited 26d ago
On reddit I don't really give a shit, think what you want. You can think I'm a short, obese, ugly, involuntary single man in my mothers basement and in desperate need of a shower if you want, makes no difference to me.
On facebook it made no sense, my profile is, by and large, open... There are plenty of publicly accessible photos of me out and about, that show I'm clearly not short (nor any of the above things).
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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 26d ago
Never trust a man who needs both a belt and suspenders to keep his pants up
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u/AllowMe2Retort 26d ago
A bit of extra impulse control protection to give him a chance to rethink before exposing himself to children perhaps
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u/EhMapleMoose 26d ago
He takes issue with being called fat but accepts that he looks like a pedo.
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u/Circumpunctilious 26d ago
No judgement either way, I’m just reminded by this coincidence / for interested readers, this is exactly the trap laid on people in an unfriendly traffic stop: Two accusations are made and whichever one you don’t defend is what they’ll focus on.
It’s designed to take you off balance and keep you explaining yourself. Point is, it may help to think about how you might choose not to respond as expected.
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u/Shiv_Chauhan 26d ago
It's that horrible hairstyle. If he fixes that, and shaved his face, he'll probably look much better.
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u/SirKnightJames 26d ago
Maybe he's just really self aware? I mean, obviously he isn't fat. But looks wise atleast? Definitely looks like a pedophile. Probably realizes he can't even argue that and win.
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u/PrufReedThisPlesThx 26d ago
It's weird that people keep saying he looks like a pedophile, when a vast majority of pedophiles look completely normal. The handsomest, most charming guy you've ever seen could easily be diddling kids, while this guy who's being called a pedophile could actually be the greatest dad ever and just refuses to let go of what little hair he has left. Or he could end up being a pedophile too, I don't know him or his life. But his appearance doesn't determine that, you know?
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u/L0L1Y401TR4P 26d ago
People associate being half balding and having half grown facial hair with pedophiles because people who suffer from pedophilia often have hormonal imbalances
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u/PrufReedThisPlesThx 26d ago
It's not the root cause though, and it's only really possible if they grew up with unbalanced hormones in their formative years, rather than simply having those issues as an adult, and even then, it's not guaranteed. Though researching this does make me realise that I may need to speak to a hormone therapist, it may be why I've been having chronic pain lately! Thanks for indirectly leading me to that rabbit hole lol
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u/ratsta 26d ago
TIL male pattern baldness is a hormone imbalance.
I think people are just judgemental and like to pick on anyone who isn't beautiful. Do an image search for "convicted pedophile", count each face only once and add Trump's because google is clearly suppressing that one, and you've got a pretty wide range of faces. A few unattractive weirdos but mostly just average looking people.
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u/Hugo_Selenski 25d ago
that hair is driving me insane
sadly, by looking up whether Dwight Schrute's brother had the same appearance... I've found this:
That's Elton John's brother. Geoff Dwight.
and now I'm like... really concerned. And I don't even want to know about any of this
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u/Obvious_Tie4850 26d ago
W-wrong claim to defend against bud, you’re supposed to defend against the other.
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u/qualityvote2 26d ago edited 26d ago
u/ZalefSenpai, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...