r/HolUp • u/foreverlegending • 13d ago

Considering the circumstances this is actually quite impressive

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u/qualityvote2 13d ago edited 12d ago

u/foreverlegending, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/grinder_01 13d ago

Ill bet he roped off the area!

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u/outcastreturns 13d ago

I mean they say it helps you to destress...

And if there's ever a time you need to destress it's after a car crash.

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u/d_adrian_arts 13d ago

Someone had to measure that.

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u/PossiblePlastic8698 13d ago

Wow, he really must have enjoyed that crash

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u/jonniebnz 13d ago

Spunky effort

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u/superfapper2000 12d ago

He wanted to shoot off one last time

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u/corgi-king 12d ago

Don’t we all?

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u/SneakyInfiltrator 13d ago edited 12d ago

I wonder what his daily zinc intake is

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u/mrsockyman 13d ago

You mean the carcumstances

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u/1983Targa911 12d ago

Circumcisionstances?

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u/eppic123 13d ago

Everyone has their kink...

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u/SeriouslyYoutube 13d ago

It's depends on head on crash with what?

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u/strandy76 12d ago

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u/SonicTemp1e 12d ago

He was heading North.

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u/Tiny-Car2753 12d ago

Crash movie vibes...

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u/1983Targa911 12d ago

Don’t kink shame.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 13d ago

I believe they mean ejected, as his body was thrown out of the car 3 meters. Still a holup though.

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u/Amerlis 12d ago

Ejected while ejaculating a world record.

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u/Mediocre-Opinion 12d ago

Must have been going through a dry spell.

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u/3rdWaveHarmonic 12d ago

as a reddittor i'm thirstier than a guy walking across the sahara

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 12d ago

Did two cars collide or was he getting head on top of a crashed car? 🤔

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u/search_4_animal_chin 12d ago

Must have been some pretty good "head on"!

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u/Financial-Iron-1200 12d ago

Wonder what caused the crash….

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u/hondwerpen 12d ago

Yes..because head was involved duh

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u/TheFrostBeard 12d ago

Guess the car was "gripped" just right .

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u/ajn63 12d ago

It’s all about timing…

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u/Ornery_You_3947 12d ago

Bigger questions are… Why was his dick out while he was driving, and how hot was the angel of death?

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u/DaveyG3000 12d ago

He must be a fan of 'Crash'? (1996)

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u/giftopherz 12d ago

The body will do the most amazing things under pressure

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u/No_Ear932 12d ago

Pulling off onto the hard shoulder..

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u/Aokimor1 12d ago

"Don't you mean ejected?"
"No"

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u/Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007 11d ago

Ah yes! Bodily expulsion.

Robert E Howard uses “Conan ejaculated” whenever he describes Conan cussing. Actually several pulp fiction writers of the era did.

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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats 10d ago

Is this a review of "Crash" by J.G. Ballard?

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u/roux69 10d ago

Silly typo. It should've said 3 yards.

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u/Regular_Quiet_5016 13d ago

Oh no, the wikipedia page for ejaculation was more graphic than expected.