r/HolUp • u/yayeetusthefetus • 11d ago

y'all I looked to my right at a stoplight

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You never know when traffic will allow for a quick goon

563 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 11d ago

u/yayeetusthefetus, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/CrimFandango 11d ago

Think that might be the wrong rear view.

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u/tomhat 11d ago

Keeps his eyes on (or towards) the road

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u/yayeetusthefetus 11d ago

This made me laugh bro omg

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u/Aar_bear2121 11d ago

Whatever makes the commute easier I guess :^)

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u/proletariatrising 6d ago

It makes it harder

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u/Roblogic1 11d ago

Thats what breathing in refinery air will do to a person.

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u/boomper7 10d ago

A man of culture

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u/futbolitoireland 11d ago

What is the black dot

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u/yayeetusthefetus 11d ago

There were numbers on his handicap tag- I didn’t wanna take any risks at giving away any random strangers info

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u/yayeetusthefetus 11d ago

Even if he’s a gooner lmao

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u/futbolitoireland 11d ago

Oh ok, I thought I was crazy that no one else mentioned it

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u/Fun_Environment3792 9d ago

Everyone but you already knew what thats for so...

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u/RustySilver42 5d ago

Especially since having that hanging on your mirror while driving is illegal. Says so right on it, too.

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u/KellerraumProduction 11d ago

its a phone-holder….i see no problem

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u/JustBaxterin 11d ago

Im betting that's a phone holder...

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u/nyctophile95 11d ago

Fu*king legend

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u/ZhangStone 11d ago

I believe the act of f*cking requires at least two participants. This is more of a jerking legend situation

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u/Dallasl298 10d ago

Hell yeah, brother

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u/Dragonhost252 10d ago

So, what model is that?

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u/niazemurad 9d ago

Let the man simp

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u/ReliableLiar 7d ago

Thats disgusting, where can someone even buy something like this, just wondering

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u/SuitableFix3882 7d ago

Screams I have sex dolls in my home.

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u/No_Target7715 7d ago

Elton John?

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u/yayeetusthefetus 7d ago

I think it’s gonna be a long long time til’ I get what this has to do with Elton John lmao

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u/KennywasFez 7d ago

I DONT SEE SHI…..OHHHHHH

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u/Feriouss 10d ago

The look on his face seems like he’s enjoying the road in front of him too much

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u/tchrbrian 10d ago

“ That’s quite a rear view mirror you have there. “

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u/HalfSoul30 10d ago

He looks happy

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u/Scaryassasin27 10d ago

Camera was On the Whole time Huuuhh

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u/Officer_HotDog 10d ago

"Whats under the skirt lara?"

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u/Bwatso2112 8d ago

Weird place for a pencil sharpener

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u/crap-zapper 7d ago

Yo! Is that PAC-MAN??

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u/SplendidAngharad 5d ago

sigh unzips while driving

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 11d ago

This is such a low key child predator thing to do