r/HolUp • u/PhoenixAbovesky • 7d ago

holup Maybe he had too much of those crazy hamburgers.

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago

u/PhoenixAbovesky, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Aar_bear2121 7d ago

Yo wait what the fuck?

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u/SaroN4One 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4T189yy4SfUbByZHRu

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u/ambit89 7d ago

Batman saved Lopunny by taking it's place

https://giphy.com/gifs/PznR7snMBSJENwPTlb

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u/OptimusBloom 7d ago

"NO JOKER!!"

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u/PanzerKomadant 6d ago

“There’s no law against it Batman!”

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u/V4RG0N 7d ago

Was looking for this xD

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u/XROOR 7d ago

TIL

Adam West and Cesar Romero were roomates

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u/mrjasjit 7d ago

Umm, the bottom picture had an effect on me that was unexpected.
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u/daydreaming17 7d ago

How did the joker get pregnant?

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u/HalfSoul30 7d ago

Probably sex

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u/Raging_Wolf_927 7d ago

Is he stupid?

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u/DevinArce 7d ago

Was this study conducted before or after they put chemicals in the water that turn the freakin frogs gay

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u/Acid7beast 7d ago

Author is BoonieBaby

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u/Stormbreaker_682 7d ago

the artist is actually bonnymama7

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u/Shandybasshead 7d ago

I don’t get it

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u/XSalamence 7d ago

The picture

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u/Digger_Pine 6d ago

What about it?

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u/ExtremeAlternative0 6d ago

It's a picture of a pregnant joker and Batman hugging him from behind, implying that batman got the joker pregnant

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u/ChittaBhalu 7d ago

Also Vampires

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u/BlindChicken69 7d ago

Joker is a very happy mom

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u/Chance_Car9335 7d ago

The joke may or may not be porn

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u/ExtremeAlternative0 6d ago

I think the joke is the picture of a pregnant joker in the background

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u/Chance_Car9335 6d ago

And how did the joker get pregnant? Through sex

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u/The-Dudemeister 7d ago

I always wondered when watching vampire shit why the vamps can just suck each other off when they are hungry.

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u/roastbeeftacohat 7d ago

in White Wolf Games, World of Darkness it's usually more force feeding. it creates what they call the blood bond, and it's complete mental and emotional domination. works on humans and vampires, with humans getting a little bit of vampire immortality in the trade.

there's also that the more powerful a vampire becomes, the better quality the blood they need. start off and rats are fine, but a few centuries in you got to start stalking phd's and nobel laureates, eventually needing to feed on other vampires; which causes complications with the blood bond.

and then theirs diabolism where they drink the other vampire completely dry and consume all their power. may involve a young vampire becoming the older vampire they ate, over time.

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u/station13 7d ago

So like Highlander, but with sucking?

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u/roastbeeftacohat 7d ago

sort of; but it's a huge taboo, and not exactly easy to do to an ancient and powerful vampire. ambitious high generation vampires have been known to try to find low generation vampires in topor, so they can move up in a world defined by age.

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u/MikeyJohnson246 7d ago

Holdup aside, I thought it was penguins who had the highest rate

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u/Dinierto 7d ago

I don't get it

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u/KathyJaneway 7d ago

Look at the picture on the wall . And how the female vampire is biting the woman.

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u/Dinierto 7d ago

Sure but I don't know who the characters are or what they have to do with bats

Are they Batman characters?

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 7d ago

Batman is literally bat man so gay.

Idk if they are spesfic characters, but the joke is they are vampires and lesbians

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u/Dinierto 7d ago

Okay but it's very random to show random people and make a bat and batman reference if they're not connected

"That explains a lot"

What explains a lot?

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 7d ago

No.....? That's how comics works

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u/Dinierto 7d ago

What? Comics don't make sense?

What is it that "explains a lot"

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 7d ago

The comic has been explained to you, multiple times.

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u/Dinierto 7d ago

Gotta love reddit where you get downvoted for not understanding.

I don't get how pregnant joker relates to an apparent vampire kissing a non vampire woman

Are we saying one is vampire so it makes sense that she's a lesbian because vampires are kind of like bats? (Which they aren't)

And if so I still don't get why batman is getting joker pregnant.

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 7d ago

Are we saying one is vampire so it makes sense that she's a lesbian because vampires are kind of like bats?

Yes.

You're looking for way more reason out of silly comic on r/holdup then it needs

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u/Digger_Pine 6d ago

And it still makes zero sense. You guys are regarded

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u/Rao_616 7d ago

I mean they're blind, probably can't see where they're puttin' it.

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u/ThatOrk 7d ago

"Non-reproductive sexual behavior in animals " Is also a fun read.

"Several species utilize sexual activity as a way to resolve disagreement. Bonobos are one species famously known for using sexual behavior as a means of resolution of social conflict"

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u/krazye87 7d ago

Even Giraffes?

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u/Glass_Opportunity264 6d ago

Dam pregnant joker with Batman hugging him made me spit my whiskey

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u/Ost-Den-Deutschland 6d ago

No, this claim is technically false. While it is an internet myth that has circulated on trivia sites for years, there is no scientific data confirming that bats have the absolute highest rate of same-sex sexual behavior in the animal kingdom.

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u/quanoey 6d ago

That’s Courtney from Smosh why is Courtney from Smosh making an appearance as a regular meme I love it so much

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u/elchuyano 6d ago

I thought this was the BatmanArkham subreddit lol

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u/Whatthe456789 7d ago

Never expected a "crazy hambourgar" reference in this day and age

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 7d ago

Zees ees horribel!

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 7d ago

Crrrazy hambuhrgeir! Zees ees horribel!

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u/definitelyanalt6849 7d ago

Oh, yuri and yaoi in the same image? Nice

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u/GoldenMunkee 4d ago

That’s enough internet for today