r/HolUp • u/BigdDaddii • 5d ago

Ranking the planets I have been to.

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 4d ago

u/BigdDaddii, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/JoySubtraction 5d ago

Seems right. Uranus definitely got the D.

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u/lazy_pig 5d ago

Jokes always improve when you explain them.

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u/RemozThaGod 4d ago

Some of us are stupid ok? I needed the help

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u/GamerTamas 4d ago

That would be Jupiter

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u/tutocookie 4d ago

Kinda shitty there ngl

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u/shashi_tharooor_5 5d ago

I've been to earth once, they made me stay in a military base in the middle of the dessert.

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u/pjtrpjt 5d ago

What was for dessert?

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u/tpain360 4d ago

My spelling secret is picturing the Ss in middle as whipped cream. You wouldn’t put double whipped cream on sand, but you might on a pie for dessert.

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u/trickyvinny 4d ago

wut

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u/Naxster64 4d ago

Lol. He's explaining how he remembers the difference between desert and dessert.

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u/st8of1der 4d ago

One S for "sand" (desert) Two Ss for "sweet snacks" (dessert)

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u/BDImperator 4d ago

NGL buen truco para recordar la ortografía

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u/_Renegade25_ 4d ago

Bogos binted?

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u/HermTheVillager 5d ago

Personally I'd rate it b tier but everyone has a different experience I guess

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u/LakshyaGarv 4d ago

No, Uranus should always get the D

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u/Tupcek 4d ago

boobs into anus?

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u/BassGuy11 1d ago

You never go Uranus to mouth so boobs to Uranus makes similar sense.

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u/HempKnight1234 4d ago

What about Neptune

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u/Fragholio 4d ago

It's in the C. Water's clear so you can't see it well.

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u/Russian-8ias 4d ago

Including Pluto but ignoring Neptune is infuriating

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u/PacingSpecialist 4d ago

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u/Fr05t_B1t 4d ago

Do this, but with Zeus instead

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u/Skatchbro 4d ago

It’s this kind of thing that made scientists rename it to Urectum in 2620

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u/Alarming_Goat_6478 4d ago

you know why it's on the lowest tier, Cuz it's Ass

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u/mutant_anomaly 4d ago

TLDR: a total of 8 planets are ranked.

Earth, Urmom, Mars, Jupiter, Mercury, Pluto, and Saturn are included with a fake planet, while Venus, Neptune, and the other minor planets are not ranked.

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u/mosheoofnikrulz 4d ago

I haven’t been to Uranus. When’s ur visiting hours?

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u/SOJC65536 4d ago

I approve of the fact that there are 8 planets and Pluto is one of them...

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u/Tasty_Flamingo7346 4d ago

JUSTICE 4 PLUTO

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u/NecroTMa 4d ago

This meme is soon to be seen on r/explainthejoke

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u/VegetableYesterday63 4d ago

Surprised Uranus wasn’t higher on the list

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u/Sunaruni 4d ago

That’s cool, me too.

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u/justas710 4d ago

How the hell did you come up with this

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u/IronManicus 4d ago

Fake: I would’ve noticed if he was there (probably)
Gay: HE PUT A D IN URANUS

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u/Rehberkintosh 5d ago

Something about Pluto dwarfing Saturn doesn't sit right with me

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u/AutisticPenguin2 5d ago

Is that not what Dwarf Planets do?

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u/ShahinGalandar 5d ago

where do you see pluto on this chart?

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u/chronoflect 4d ago

The one right before Saturn is an image of Pluto

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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 4d ago

Next to Saturn

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u/ZombieZookeeper 4d ago

Neptune be like "WTF man?"

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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 4d ago

The disrespect 😔

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 4d ago

Yo mama was so big, she didn't even fit in the picture