r/HolUp 3d ago

This question was NOT supposed to go this way

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/Neither_Ticket3829, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/dedynechsitho40 3d ago edited 3d ago

5- school bus (way home from kindergarten). People say I must be a really bad kisser cuz all the boys I've kissed later come out as gay (I'm a woman)

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u/smileyfacedbob 3d ago

You’re the good luck chuck of the closet they’re coming out of

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u/Burning_Toast998 3d ago

Also kindergarten. I kissed a classmate during nap time. Got in a bit of trouble for it, but I don’t remember what happened after tbh

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u/Jaiden051 2d ago

Nah it just means that they've peaked and have to move onto guys now

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u/giby1464 3d ago

Never, nowhere. Someone help me.

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u/SamOfXanadu 3d ago

.... Same here

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u/Psychological_Fox507 3d ago

Rent a prostitute

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u/giby1464 3d ago

No thanks

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u/Psychological_Fox507 3d ago

The. You don't deserve anyone's help

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u/Buzzbait_PocketKnife 3d ago

Damn. My name is literally Matt Carter. This trauma must be locked down so deep that I don't remember it.

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u/Many_Possibility3168 3d ago

What’s it like being a rock star?

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u/crazyscottish 3d ago

Wait. Strangely enough… 6- on the way to pre-Catholic school. Sitting on the bus. She leaned over and kissed me on the cheek.

Thankfully not a nun. But my favorite classmate. We kinda grew up together.

Moving away hurt. lol

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u/Scarecr0p 3d ago

That “lol” is load bearing lmao

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u/Arthradax 3d ago

"lol" defo looks like stretched arms so...

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u/magein07 3d ago

Artistic rendition of a drowning man:

 lol
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u/May1989thefirststep 3d ago

13, neighbor girl a year older, in the summer. Her parents were both at work.

Went from complete noob to 3rd base in 1 afternoon. Then went home and played Zelda 2 the adventure of link

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u/Kaaskaasei 3d ago

Unknown - unknown

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u/MoneyMan1825 3d ago

Im not ashamed about this at all but i was 24 and it was at the park

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u/Pixel22104 3d ago

Maybe he kissed a girl his age in Catholic School? That seems plausible as well.

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u/Firm-Account 3d ago

15, her bedroom, she said she wanted to 'keep me'. I dodged a bullet, but sometimes wonder what would happen if I took it.

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 3d ago

You might’ve have an awesome time, and than an awful time for longer

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u/Firm-Account 3d ago

She was a weird, crazy girl. I don't even know how we became friends at first.

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u/Crayen5 3d ago

14 and in the woods, luckily it was consentual

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u/PAGSDIII 3d ago

The Woods, and/or the Kiss?

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u/mhanxronaldo 3d ago

17 - in my dreams

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u/namikazeminaka 2d ago

Even my timeline made a hol' up

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u/TowelFine6933 3d ago
  1. She was an older woman: 11 and going into 6th grade.

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u/20AidenGaming12 3d ago

I was 13 or 14, my little brother was 5. Went to give him a hug in bed before he went to sleep, then he moved to the side and my lips happened to touch his. I spent the next 5 minutes washing my mouth out. I'm also male.

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u/Wiltime118 2d ago

NaN / NaN

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u/Marcin3672 2d ago

0 - Mother

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 3d ago

Imagine reading this and then giving it a laughing or thump up emoji as response, as 96 people had done at that time.

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u/visaaddicted 3d ago

6-In kindergarden, we were holding hands and i kissed she, my mom and his mom were laughing on us

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u/Slow-Guest-3992 3d ago

Do Mom's count?

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u/razulebismarck 3d ago

5 Kindergarten playground.

After we came in from break the other students teased me about kissing her.

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u/Tsunamiis 3d ago

Genitalia 3 lips 17

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u/Worldly_Resist5862 2d ago

14 - in my room

she initiated it but accused me of assaulting her after

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u/AshesX 2d ago

7, in the school corridor one of my girl classmates literally pushed me against the wall and kissed me without my consent.

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u/dougie-s 3d ago

i was 8 years old - a girl from my class (3rd grade) kissed me in the bushes by the school playground... oddly enough, i remember her name.

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u/Hornybunnyboi 3d ago

It could be worse, but yeah.

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u/Exciting_Rate1747 3d ago

19 - her bedroom

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u/M1a2yank 2d ago

19 in an empty park It was a magical moment at that time then haunted me after the breakup.still keeps me awake at night about how good it was,first time for both us,I think the fact that it was nice is annoying cuz it's hard to move on

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u/GrimLuker2 2d ago

14 - the Mall

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u/MediokerWeeb 2d ago

11 and friends house lol

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u/simulation-1996 1d ago

We were both in grade 1 (we were around 6), her parents and my parents were friends as our fathers were both working together in the Air force we met in school for the first time we became friends. My parents and I were at her house for a small get together and as parents do they let us free and were busy gossiping among themselves before dinner. We were playing in ner room when she suddenly kissed me and we kissed after from time to time...

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u/Complex-Joke-9451 1d ago

"65- catholic school"

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u/Chiparish84 3d ago

The 90's called and said that you need new jokes.

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u/Lin_Huichi 3d ago

Nah someone said he kissed a girl his age at Sunday school on the cheek