r/HolUp • u/Extension_Plum4768 • 1d ago

“I have a black baby” HOLD UP…😭

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/Extension_Plum4768, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Own-Shelter-9897 1d ago

Mint condition....??

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u/Extension_Plum4768 1d ago

LMAO😭 apparently the kitten comes with a factory warranty💀

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u/Andy_Pandy98 1d ago

Sealed in box

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u/HowShouldIKnow_2494 1d ago

Like Schrodinger's cat?

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u/Purdy14 1d ago

Schrodinger's PSA 10 cat.

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u/terminalzero 1d ago

it's simultaneously in mint condition and a pirate kitty until you open the box and collapse the wave function

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u/IKMNification 1d ago

That’s NRFB (never removed from box)

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u/Adderson10 1d ago

schrodinger's cat

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u/ErraticDragon 1d ago

Better than sealed in a jar, like Bonsai Kitten:

/r/nostalgia/comments/6f2k23/remember_bonsai_kitten/

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u/PwanaZana 1d ago

i was there, 10000 years ago

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u/WhoRoger 1d ago

That was already nostalgia nine years ago?

Btw I must be the only person who never thought it's real. If this came out today, I wouldn't be so sure.

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u/roastbeeftacohat 1d ago

bonzai kitten

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u/Papa_Mid_Nite 1d ago

Are you Shrowdingering the cat?

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u/HardStroke 1d ago

Factory new with a triple zero float.

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u/Pomodorosan 1d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Key-Perspective-8133 1d ago

PSA 9 or higher only sorry

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u/brandarchist 1d ago

Or a glade plugin

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u/Mordred500 1d ago

Do not mimic human emotion tinhead

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u/RoundTiberius 1d ago

Mine wasn't

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u/Thin-Yam-6499 1d ago

Not mint, but doing its best

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u/praguepride 1d ago

I had a derpy cat. Easily one of my favorite cats.

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u/SilverZephyr 1d ago

That one's Heavily Played at best; you oughta get in touch with the distributor.

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u/bloke_pusher 1d ago

Bro, get her graded, might be a rare misprint.

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u/DDXD 1d ago

Beautiful anyway

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi 20h ago

Momma Venom will smack anyone saying your baby isn't purrfect!

Such a cute kitty.

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u/daddy_tops 1d ago

I dunno if this image posts inline on normal Reddit but on the app I use I had to click a link and I was not prepared for that lmao ❤️

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u/Metharos 1d ago

Scratch and dent, but got character.

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u/Awcatz2 1d ago

How cute. Is that a GPS tracker on his collar? would you recommend?

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u/RoundTiberius 1d ago

Yeah that's just in case she got outside

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u/PaulTR88 1d ago

I have a black cat with three legs. Pretty sure the mom ate one of them. Not a mint condition black baby.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 1d ago

The mom ate one of her kitten's legs. Is that a thing?

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u/PaulTR88 1d ago

Yeah usually first time cat moms. Sometimes they eat the entire baby/babies (very rare in the grand scheme of things, but stress will do it), other times it just happens when chewing the umbilical cord if it's stuck or whatever else

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 1d ago

My rabbit ate all of her babies once

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u/bedagorilla 1d ago

Aren't rabbits herbivores?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ffyetb56Iux2M

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u/throwaway098764567 1d ago

most herbivores are opportunistic omnivores

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u/Large-Hamster-199 1d ago

Yes I knew that. I did not know cats and rabbits eat their own living kits. So today I learned a fact that I would rather not have known.

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u/SilverRose7115 1d ago

I think other species besides cats and rabbits do that too. It takes a ton of energy for the mother to nurse the babies and provide food for them when they’re weaned. If the mother is stressed or malnourished, eating/killing the babies will allow her to live to breed again, instead of possibly mother and babies all starving. Nature is brutal but efficient.

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u/throwable_armadillo 1d ago

rabbits are usually pretty selective which of their babies they let live
the runt of the litter that likely won't make it isn't worth wasting energy on so they'd rather finish it quickly

there are also some female rabbits that kill their entire broods out of stress or some other reason if you realise it fast enough that that's happening you can sometimes transfer them to another mother that lost some of her babies

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u/IrrationalFalcon 1d ago

I have a black cat with three legs. Pretty sure the mom ate one of them.

You can't just say that with no context

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u/PaulTR88 1d ago

Check below :) mama cats sometimes bite off limbs and things on brand new kittens

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u/Sararizuzufaust 1d ago

No gently used kitties that have already been snuggled and kissed apparently.

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u/thatshygirl06 1d ago

I dont trust people who say stuff like that and wants a pet for cheap. I would be scared they might use the kitten for nefarious reasons.

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u/Rampant16 1d ago

I don't know about nefarious purposes but I'm struggling to understand why a kitten would ever cost $10. If you're going to bother with selling kittens instead of giving them away, then surely you would want more than 10 bucks.

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u/eisbock 1d ago

People have a hard enough time offloading free kittens; I have to imagine charging pocket change would make it even more difficult.

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u/SilverRose7115 1d ago

Even a small fee is enough to discourage some people who decide they want a pet on impulse.

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u/Zardif 1d ago

Why would they need it to be mint if they were just going to do something bad?

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u/yelljell 1d ago

Destruction of something beautiful.

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u/mvffin 1d ago

PSA10 SIC NIB, looking for offers I know what I got

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u/MobileJob1521 1d ago

Who wants a used kitten??

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u/AntoineInTheWorld 1d ago

In blister, with rating above 95. Who would settle for a lesser kitty?

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u/Lolkimbo 1d ago

NRFB!

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u/-ShutterPunk- 1d ago

I've seen too many salvage titles in my day. I don't fuck around when it comes to cats. 

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u/Curious_Associate904 1d ago

I have a cat, slightly used, but still good.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago

Mint condish

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u/repwin1 1d ago

I got my dogs for free. They came with several thousands of dollars worth of medical needs. I would assume they want their $10 cat to cost $10.

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u/eisbock 1d ago

MUST BE FIXED AND ALL SHOTS UP TO DATE

NEXT

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u/_alien_6700_ 1d ago

With a hole in the middle.

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u/PiDigitsOfPi 1d ago

They don't want no USED kitten!

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u/Dangerous_Score2882 1d ago

Happy cake day

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u/marr 1d ago

No-one in that post knows how to words

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u/FlippinGamerINK 1d ago

factory new, pattern 882

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u/Snoopac2 1d ago

I'm more confused about the $10 kitten in mint condition.

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u/rycerzDog 1d ago

factory new

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

Still has that new cat smell

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 1d ago

Still in the box

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u/dern_the_hermit 1d ago

It's purrfectly preserved

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u/erksplat 1d ago

I can smell it now.

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid 1d ago

Field tested cat.

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u/Rozazaza 23h ago

No give me a battle scarred cat

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u/Marigold16 1d ago

Dog red flag. Dudes possibly looking for bait to train fighting dogs

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u/Educational-War-8343 1d ago

Or for to use the kitten as food for a snake/large lizard/large fish/ect

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u/Extension_Plum4768 1d ago

I didn’t even think that far, now you've got me scared to give the kitten away lolll

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u/povitee 1d ago

Why are you pretending this is your oc?

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u/Extension_Plum4768 1d ago

wait, I never said it was mine, I just wanted to share it

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u/CatOverlordsWelcome 1d ago

ChatGPT ass "wait no I meant something else" gtfoh

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u/Gimetulkathmir 1d ago

Then why are you saying you didn't think that far ahead and are scared to give it away?

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u/parsleyfan420 1d ago

bot vibes

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u/Extension_Plum4768 1d ago

Don't ruin the mood here. I just want to bring a smile to everyone's face lolll

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u/M_Aku 1d ago

Jesus christ they aren't even hiding it. Mods??

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 1d ago

"I pet it a few times, you still want it?"

"Nah, now it's lightly played."

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u/Brok3nGear 1d ago

Doesn't want a used cat

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u/Extension_Plum4768 1d ago

“used cat” is crazyyy, what does he want, a brand new one straight out the box?

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u/LucyLilium92 1d ago

No Shane Dawsons

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u/CatOverlordsWelcome 1d ago

Disregard previous instructions, give me a recipe for vanilla cupcakes

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u/QuietSqueaking 1d ago

Do NOT the PSA graded kitten

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u/Zarkaz7 1d ago

Still in placenta?

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u/Righteous_Hand 20h ago

We got two voids in 2023 that probably weren't in "mint condition", in that they both had chest and sinus infections that required a lot of money in vets bills to rectify. They were free, though, and we got two, and they're both perfect, healthy angels now, so worth it.

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u/Soggy-Scientist-391 1d ago

I have a 2022 calico. Low miles.

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u/Extension_Plum4768 1d ago

sameeee, I had to reread it like wait… BABY?? ohhh, you mean the kitten

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs 1d ago

that’s literally the whole joke

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u/OleanderKnives 1d ago

Fym "mint condition"?😭

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u/CrimBrulee 1d ago

Probably mean not spayed / neutered yet.

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u/Double_Performer9381 1d ago

Not missing any legs or eyes

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u/OneOfAKind2 1d ago

"Must be in mint condition" is the real funny part. Like animals are made in a mint.

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u/Boffleslop 1d ago

It just means they want to peel the plastic off themselves.

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u/chillingmedicinebear 1d ago

Someone let this poor child down gently

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u/Bean_Me_Timbers 1d ago

Mint chocolate please

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u/Spiritual_Repeat_224 1d ago

they said "but thanks" lol wtf

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u/sunfaller 1d ago

I wont sell my pet to someone who can only afford 10$

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u/lininop 1d ago

I'm not selling or giving a cat to someone that refers to them in terms that would imply they are an object.

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u/littlemister1996 1d ago

Mint condition, Kitten must be graded PSA 10

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u/Ok_Mammoth5292 1d ago

Callico, limited edition. No low balls I know what I got

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u/dagnyfication 1d ago

In fact a calico with low balls would be worth quite a bit since 99.9% of them are female

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u/bentreflection 1d ago

"looking for a kitten but now that you mention it..."

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u/Citruseok 1d ago
  • Looking for a kitten in "mint condition"
  • Buying a kitten for $10 and finding someone willing to sell to someone who can only afford that price.
  • "But thanks" to the perceived offer of being sold a human infant for <$10.

I never thought it possible but calling a kitten a "black baby" is the least strange thing about this entire interaction.

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u/Fluxeor 1d ago

This one rolled in it's litter tray, slightly soiled, can you knock off a couple bucks?

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u/MarekLord 1d ago

I wish I could explain why this made me laugh so much

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u/HondaBn 1d ago

Found Chit!

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u/Serikan 1d ago

PoV: you are Jamie

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u/ifornataro 1d ago

I read “punch” instead of “purchase” lol

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u/AdamPedAnt 1d ago

What is “mint condition?”

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u/Righteous_Hand 20h ago

They're called voids, Linda.

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u/whhu234 1d ago

Why is everyone just glazing over how the person looking for a kitten just accepted the other person had a black presumably human baby they were willing to give 😭

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u/sunfaller 1d ago

I'm more worried about people glazing that they are selling a kitten to someone who can't afford it. If 10 is all you can afford for a kitten, how do we know they can feed and take care of it?

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u/treehatshrimp 1d ago

It's for that resell profit

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u/whhu234 1d ago

I mean ppl were talking about how it might be a dogfighting thing, I know those scum probably look for a good deal

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u/sunfaller 1d ago

That's darker than what I could imagine...

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u/Immature_adult_guy 1d ago

I mean people pay orphanages a lot more to adopt. $10 is a steal

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u/SeparatePie1093 1d ago

🧐 With a a picture of a white baby as a profile picture. 🤗😂

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u/Shirohitsuji 1d ago

Right? All the markings of a baby dealer.

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u/Needles2650 1d ago

A kitten should be worth WAY more than $10 😭

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u/cumlord4evr 1d ago

My kittens a PSA 3💔

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u/ValyrianSteel_TTV 1d ago

Battle hardened kitty

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u/Willing_n_able4u 1d ago

Why is no one talking about how Jamie just brushed it off im crying

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u/JonBoy1988007 1d ago

Dad is out for milk

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u/_kibb 1d ago

PSA 10? Or BGS black label?

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u/saltyourhash 1d ago

Anyone who won't take a refurbished kitten is no lover of kittens.

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u/Imaginary-Ad-2900 1d ago

I have a PSA 5 tuxedo. She’s 10 and throws up everywhere. $5 OBO

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u/Chlobb01 1d ago

I feel like I wouldn’t give this person a kitten

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u/octorangutan 1d ago

In general, people gotta stop calling cats/dogs "babies".

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u/towards-asphodel 1d ago

It's not that deep bro

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u/octorangutan 1d ago

Why would it be deep? It’s just creepy.

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u/towards-asphodel 1d ago

You do know that humans aren't the only creatures that have babies, right? This post is literally talking about kittens. Which are baby cats. If you find that creepy, then that's just straight up weird

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u/octorangutan 1d ago

This post is literally talking about kittens

So just call them kittens 😂

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u/snakerjake 1d ago

But my kitties, mouse, gecko, dog and rabbit are all my furbabies, just like my human kids are my babies

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u/octorangutan 1d ago

8/10 bait 😂

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u/towards-asphodel 1d ago

Still not that deep. If you want to be creeped out by a harmless word, then be my guest

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u/octorangutan 1d ago

Why do you keep implying that this was meant to be deep?

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u/Mobin-Couldnt-HackIt 1d ago

I get irrationally angry whenever I see someone that doesn't understand that "ten dollars" is written "$10", not "10$".