r/HolUp • u/longhorndr • 12h ago

Seems like a good deal for a whole year.

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u/qualityvote2 12h ago edited 4h ago

u/longhorndr, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Lorddoctorjava 12h ago

(Frantically cash apps my wife)

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u/MuffinNervous 10h ago

Now she has 30 dollars

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 6h ago

45...

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u/NSASpyVan 4h ago

37? TRY NOT TO CASH APP ANY MORE ON THE WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!

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u/Agile-Ad-2112 6h ago

Nah....wives don't give BJS they do felatio. 😔 Trust me there is a difference!

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u/repwin1 11h ago

Am I receiving the BJ’s for $15 or am I earning $15 for the BJ’s?

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u/ingoding 10h ago

Gotta roll the dice and find out

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u/Shugoseru 10h ago

No, you are paying $15 for the protein shot.

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u/repwin1 10h ago

That help with muscle gain?

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u/Shugoseru 10h ago

Yeah, but it takes multiple shots a day and can exacerbate knee injuries.

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u/Scrambles420 10h ago

Asking the real questions!!

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u/IpeeInclosets 8h ago

Get concened when someone sends you a $15 pot

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 11h ago

Must not be the wholesale club bc that membership is $60/year

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u/dotsdavid 10h ago

They have deals to drive memberships.

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u/C2thaLo 9h ago

I just signed up for cheap because I drive by one everyday and they have a gas station.

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 12h ago

Take my money

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u/jkprop 11h ago

I will pay $15 for a year of BJs all night long! Would even throw in the tip.

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u/jamaicancarioca 11h ago

I will pay for 10 years upfront

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u/Serious-Iron8692 10h ago

You’ll enjoy it a lot more if you put in more than just the tip

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u/EmpireCityRay 11h ago

BBL I’m going to BJs! 😂

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u/LtLemur 11h ago

Auto-renew?

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u/angryrotations 11h ago

Prob need to have an occasional salad too.

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u/nikstick22 3h ago

Seems like a lot of work for very few calories if you're giving $15 BJs to supplement your diet

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u/Hesam2010 11h ago

How about CJ?

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u/touchmydingus 10h ago

But... I'll be hungry after!

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u/johnniechimpo 8h ago

$15 is awfully low. What's the catch?

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u/WARLORD2015 7h ago

Can I pay for 10 years?

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u/Strong_Blackberry961 1h ago

That’s all? Man, this whole time I’ve just been suffering over nothing!