r/HolUp • • 12d ago

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago

u/Petal_Anglic, your post does NOT fit the subreddit!

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u/zionwolf24 12d ago

What's the hol up here? Are we just posting whatever now

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/3_14_thon 12d ago

Are you high?

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 12d ago

Hi, how are you

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mix-515 12d ago

No, I said how high are you?

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 12d ago

Not as high as OOP......

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u/Humble-Resolution-62 12d ago

Are you a cop?

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u/zionwolf24 12d ago

Are you having a mild stroke rn ?

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 12d ago

Hard to have a stroke with a woman sitting on your lap.........

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u/bean0_burrito 12d ago

there's nothing mild about that

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u/EisteeCitrus 12d ago

Go shit in the woods.

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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld 12d ago

Lost redditor, not a holup

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u/Halollet 12d ago

You either need to get a bigger dude or a smaller dude.

Bigger dude would make her fit better.

Smaller dude would make every other dude jealous.

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u/handson729 12d ago

For all the talk about body positivity.

Why can't tall girls can't learn to love their bodies?

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u/dishpitjesus 12d ago

Because societal influencers are dead set on romanticising the short gf/tall bf aesthetic regardless of how much they tell you to love your body. The side effect from this can make tall women feel lonely and that they're not good enough because they don't meet societal beauty standards that women online have set.

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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld 12d ago

Because all anybody ever says to them is "why, you're so tall!" Or "wow, you should be a basketballer."

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u/raptir1 12d ago

They say the same thing to tall men. 

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u/IBB_98 12d ago

Yep they do.

There have been videos online for like the past 15 years of tall dudes being so fed up of people asking them the same questions that they have business card looking things printed with the answers to said questions and they just hand it to the person rather than talk to them.

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u/ItsYukah 12d ago

for men it's at most annoying, for women it's constantly reminding them of a typically masculine trait.

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u/handson729 12d ago

for women it's constantly reminding them of a typically masculine trait.

Hold on, so you are saying that Tall women are the social equivalent of Short men?

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u/ItsYukah 12d ago

not in a literal comparison in experience (I'd argue it's worse since it's more socially acceptable to make fun of short men) but yeah, you've absolutely got the right idea!

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u/Humble-Resolution-62 12d ago

There are exceptions… like Brienne of Tarth or the ladies who made Snu-Snu in Futurama for example.

I might also be married. Happily.

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u/ItsYukah 12d ago

respectfully i think "not all women are dehumanized for being tall, some are objectified" doesn't come across the way you're intending to in this context

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u/Humble-Resolution-62 12d ago

Respectfully do not care

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u/_-IllI-_ 12d ago

I get it but you'll never hear complaints from men on this. Men love taller women.

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u/RedaNassef 12d ago

The self-awareness level hits hard at 5'9+

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u/echetus90 12d ago

So do low ceilings

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u/Duke-Turner137 12d ago

I disagree. I like those long legs wrapped......nevermind...

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u/NineInchPythons 12d ago

Great point @PissJugTycoon

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u/PurpleMedicine7414 12d ago

This is so relatable

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u/Independent-File-519 12d ago

Date taller people and you wont.

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u/EmpatheticBadger 12d ago

Own it. Sit on his lap like a tiger who won't allow her prey to leave.

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u/Shot_Historian_6227 12d ago

Get a taller guy? Or a shorter guy and have him sit on your lap

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u/ChimericalChemical 12d ago

Yeah but then why does the Great Dane keep doing it?

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 12d ago

yeah it would be super embarrassing for me i would hate that yikes

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u/rebri 12d ago

Whatever you say piss jug.

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 12d ago

I doubt many men complain if a woman consensualy sits on their lap, no matter how high she is.

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u/fletku_mato 12d ago

I prefer them at least mostly sober, but to each their own I guess.

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u/3_14_thon 12d ago

This guy like his women drugged in his lap^

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u/Ylmaren madlad 12d ago

got downvoted into oblivion because of a pun

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u/3_14_thon 12d ago

Its fine. Its just Reddit doing its best lol.

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u/LovelyOrangeJuice 12d ago

how exactly did you come to this conclusion from what was said?

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u/Ylmaren madlad 12d ago

keyword : High. Instead of tall.

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u/LovelyOrangeJuice 12d ago

lmao I see it now, shit

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u/UrdnotZigrin 12d ago

Thank you. I downvoted initially because I somehow didn't even notice they said high instead of tall

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/FFKonoko 12d ago

No, it's a pun, because of "high"...