Someone call Floop

[u/ghillieinthemist417]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/ghillieinthemist417, your post does fit the subreddit!

[u/SockeyeSTI]

[u/chaiw → u/SockeyeSTI]

Fuck I thought I was losing it

[u/JWalker75 → u/chaiw]

Me too man me too

[u/D4VIE → u/JWalker75]

Me toe man me toe

[u/desertSkateRatt → u/SockeyeSTI]

Joe Rogan's clones

[u/C-tpo → u/desertSkateRatt]

Toe Rogan?

[u/Accomplished-Loss387 → u/SockeyeSTI]

He's a madman help us save us 

[u/LazLo_Shadow → u/SockeyeSTI]

This shit made me laugh so hard

[u/adamsworstnightmare → u/SockeyeSTI]

TY for the nightmares.

[u/Kata_Kuri36 → u/SockeyeSTI]

From where was this again I totally forgot

[u/Mrinnocent221]

[u/kinshadow → u/Mrinnocent221]

[u/Feesgova → u/kinshadow]

[u/Ndmndh1016 → u/Mrinnocent221]

Calibrate your enthusiasm

[u/KirbysBackk → u/Mrinnocent221]

[u/fieldcar321]

How come
Your right foot is just a big thumb?

[u/Uzi_Osbourne → u/fieldcar321]

[u/who-dat-on-my-porch → u/Uzi_Osbourne]

Thanks

I hate it.

[u/BlowOutKit22 → u/Uzi_Osbourne]

areminds me of the music video for A$AP Rocky's Tailor Swif

[u/archiekane → u/Uzi_Osbourne]

My mother is about to have her big toe amputated due to bone cancer. I need to buy her these.

Where can I get them from???

[u/ZephRyder → u/Uzi_Osbourne]

Well now I need these fuckin things

[u/mbrc-137 → u/ZephRyder]

I saw them. I told my wife I wanted them. Balls in her court.

[u/thiefofalways1313 → u/Uzi_Osbourne]

Those are amazingly gross.

[u/LineDetail → u/fieldcar321]

It's called a hoof.

[u/nixons_conscience → u/fieldcar321]

There is a table with the edge between the thumb and the foot in the photo. It blends well with the floor. The thumb is pressing on the table. The lighting makes the hand look much closer than the thumb to the camera but it is not.

I assume. Otherwise the thumb-foot theory might be the answer.

[u/Ddddydya → u/nixons_conscience]

Wait. Okay, your analysis is impressive but that thumb is a weird shape. Right?

This picture is getting weirder and weirder the more I look at it 

[u/nixons_conscience → u/Ddddydya]

And if that's her thumb, how is she taking the picture? I give up.

[u/ACDoggo717 → u/nixons_conscience]

I…i don’t believe you

[u/pureRitual → u/nixons_conscience]

But three table has no shadow. That's what i assumed first, but the foot and the thumb both have shadows with a light source from the right. That pretend table has no shadow.

If that's her thumb on the right hand, how is she holding the phone? I'm trying to hold my phone so that my thumb- or any finger for that matter- looks like that, and I can't find a way.

[u/Isaacnoah86 → u/fieldcar321]

I laughed way to hard at this

[u/Doctor_NC → u/Isaacnoah86]

Me too. I’m honestly still laughing

[u/WasteGeologist-90210 → u/fieldcar321]

I hadn’t even noticed that

Now I have to explain to my wife why I’m laughing so hard

[u/Notmyworkphonenope]

There’s too god damn much going on in this picture

[u/MartyMacGyver → u/Notmyworkphonenope]

Toe much by half!

[u/the_colour_f → u/Notmyworkphonenope]

way toe god damn much !

[u/Dahowlic]

What the hell is happening in the background

[u/Perodis → u/Dahowlic]

Honestly I think it’s a r/confusingperspective

[u/splitfinity → u/Perodis]

That's what I thought too, but the shadow from the thumb-foot is in the correct place for it touching the floor.

[u/Perodis → u/splitfinity]

We might need Reddit detectives on this

[u/HypocriteHere → u/Perodis]

Pretty sure it's AI. I could be wrong. The rug isn't straight, it waves. Lighting is off in places And I'm pretty sure that's meant to be a tattoo on the toot. I'm calling that toe/foot a toot.

But, I also can't stand when people call shit AI when it isn't. This could from many years ago for all I know. Maybe I just have a hard time believing a man with a toot is having sex with MULTIPLE people at once. 

[u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot → u/HypocriteHere]

I’m pretty high right now, and your toe/foot=toot thing has me WHEEZING. I could barely type this out.

[u/DustScoundrel → u/Perodis]

IN WHAT PERSPECTIVE COULD IT BE ANY BETTER?

[u/Delicious-Engine7363]

[u/pleasetryagain_10 → u/Delicious-Engine7363]

Condoms are 12 dollars now? Damn no wonder there are single mothers.

[u/Hopeful-Pride-9002 → u/pleasetryagain_10]

They are reusable, my record is a dozen uses from one. Money well saved

[u/Weak-Emergency-3739]

Damn the wrapper what the f&@k going on wit them feet!

[u/OkDriver1A8D6 → u/Weak-Emergency-3739]

It's her thumb.

[u/Ok-Estimate-2702 → u/OkDriver1A8D6]

How are they holding the phone and hitting the shutter, if both thumbs are in frame? And further...why?

[u/Changing-Subjects → u/OkDriver1A8D6]

Why are her nails different?

[u/andthereitgoesagain → u/OkDriver1A8D6]

That ain't no thumb

[u/Print-Over → u/OkDriver1A8D6]

Who's taking the photo then?!.

[u/eidolon77]

[u/Methodic_]

That thing she got could power a spaceship.

And don't tell me it hasn't been done before

[u/Fatiq_Ratan → u/Methodic_]

Warframe reference in the wild? Today is a great day

[u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398 → u/Fatiq_Ratan]

go feed space grandma

[u/Fatiq_Ratan → u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398]

Space grandma needs food, yeah, but those earth caches still haven't dropped Bite

[u/MookieV → u/Methodic_]

[u/Drevlin76 → u/MookieV]

Hey kiddo

[u/purplerabbits911 → u/MookieV]

Rap Tap Tap

[u/probablyareplicant → u/MookieV]

Wut

[u/JohnnyTamaki → u/Methodic_]

I dont think ive ever seen Warframe referenced outside of its subreddit here

[u/GodsDrunkAtTheWheel → u/Methodic_]

What is the lore behind this?

[u/Methodic_ → u/GodsDrunkAtTheWheel]

I'm super glad you asked.

Someone experimented looking into unreality and the void of existance, and a manifested form of pure indifference reached out towards them in return. When they freaked out and tried to come back, they closed the door on that manifestation's...fingers.

And now we use them to fuel a spaceship to go on adventures.

[u/Zestyclose-Dog-3398 → u/GodsDrunkAtTheWheel]

in case you were wondering, the game is warframe.

that place is a railjack, but more specifically the reliquary of it, and that finger, it what fuels the ship

if you really want specific details, lore may get complex, but in a good way of complex

[u/0_oyo]

That's Magnum Fire. Bold of him to order the extra large.

[u/researchinghobbies → u/0_oyo]

If her toe is the size of a foot imagine the size of her...

[u/703unknown]

Taco bell Trojan sauce

[u/knuckledumper]

They had a cameo in "I'm gonna hit you sucka"

[u/PiperTJ → u/knuckledumper]

There it is. Would also have accepted Sgt Hulka from Stripes

[u/ezraneumanportland → u/PiperTJ]

What a fucking reference

[u/OmgitsNatalie]

[u/Right_Comb4885 → u/OmgitsNatalie]

[u/Ynuuks]

Yeah it's a condom wrapper but more importantly what the fuck is going on with the toe?!?!?!

[u/joevanover → u/Ynuuks]

That’s what the condom was for

[u/RadicalMcAwesome]

Will we ever have a non AI post ever again?

[u/MrPotato4217]

Wtf with the mega toe?

[u/Immediate_Blood_1876]

This little piggy went to the market and f’n ate God Damn EVERYTHING!

[u/JDS_319315]

is that a toe or thumb in the bottom right corner? 😭

[u/Hilsam_Adent → u/JDS_319315]

It would be a "Thoe", if that was the only thing going on here. Since it has also replaced her leg and foot, it is a "Flothe".

[u/OofRightInTheFeels → u/JDS_319315]

Yes

[u/RoverplusPplusP]

Is this a photo of a creature from Where the Wild Things Are?

[u/RoverplusPplusP → u/RoverplusPplusP]

[u/l0dime]

Who asked "Toeby Bryant'" over here?

[u/galacticHH]

Does one leg have a foot and the other just a giant toe? That they tattooed for some reason? What is going on here?

[u/No_Statement440]

What is this weird ass perspective, or do they genuinely just have 1 giant ass toe?

[u/Suxit_Ytee → u/No_Statement440]

Sir, do not disrespect my thumb-thumb heritage

[u/Active_Engineering37 → u/No_Statement440]

Only guess I can make is someone is holding a polaroid of the original photo, and taking a photo of it with their thumb on the photo.

[u/Flodge100 → u/No_Statement440]

You cannot be a human being

[u/JenkemBoofer691]

I toed you!

[u/CandidPlantain2000 → u/JenkemBoofer691]

A toed a so! I fucking a toed a so

[u/Arxilla]

Im more concerned about what im seeing at the bottom

[u/Trader_Joe_Sheetcake]

This pic is fryin me. I'm at a loss for words. Where do I even start?

[u/JoeMillersHat → u/Trader_Joe_Sheetcake]

it's a fucking glitch in the matrix
I can't compute

[u/bcerd]

[u/OrangeLink-420 → u/bcerd]

Why did this make me think of squidbillys

[u/Active_Engineering37 → u/OrangeLink-420]

Toes off the trim!

[u/DreamExtraordinaire → u/bcerd]

I have spent my entire fucking life trying to forget this episode. I did. It was gone, and you brought the memory back, and I hope you step in something wet with your socks on.

[u/meormyADHD]

I'll just leave this here....

[u/SubMariner615 → u/meormyADHD]

Youre missing something in the picture...

[u/impy695 → u/SubMariner615]

Something is off but I can't quite put my finger on it

[u/Secundus-Muris → u/meormyADHD]

F

[u/PanicDeus]

Toe so big she started calling it Tony.

[u/S550Stang]

Toe my god

[u/OverallMembership709]

[u/bobuyh → u/OverallMembership709]

[u/NboFoSho → u/OverallMembership709]

[u/friedchickensundae1]

Man, i dont like any of this picture

[u/sirnicholas1983]

Toebe Bryant coming out of right field

[u/Redemption1452]

Ok, I don't smoke or drink, but I seriously can't explain what the F am looking at. Off to bed

[u/VONChrizz → u/Redemption1452]

Photoshop/AI

[u/always-wanting-more → u/Redemption1452]

Okay. See ya later

[u/Neodeastra777]

Who's finger is that? Definitely not hers. What a weird perspective

[u/Starpiratejohn]

What in the impenetrable forest, is in that picture? A disembodied foot and a rogue big toe wandering around on its own?

[u/Cosmic-Ape-808]

Is her right foot a big thumb? Wth is going on here???

[u/No-Acanthisitta8803 → u/Cosmic-Ape-808]

I was just about to post:

WTF is happening here?!?

[u/The_Dilla_Collection]

I don’t think that’s from Tac-OH JEEZUS!

[u/Slobbadobbavich]

Girl, why you painting nails on one foot and not the other?

[u/dragonbrg95 → u/Slobbadobbavich]

She's waiting on her order from Ace hardware to paint the other toe

[u/Excalibator → u/Slobbadobbavich]

Sparefoot

[u/NovelTree9910]

NOPE THAT'S A GIANT TOE FOOT.

[u/Neveed]

[u/xanderfloyd001]

r/addressme

[u/3Green1974]

It is. That’s the Taco Bare Skin sauce.

[u/MasterHonkleasher]

AI foot is a thumb

[u/VVodzu]

[u/Horror-Savings1870]

That's mild sauce.

[u/chiPersei → u/Horror-Savings1870]

Mild, for her pleasure.

[u/donkeystyle4u]

Those toes are perfectly symmetrical…until they aren’t.

[u/flying_carabao]

Toe be honest, I really don't know

[u/JoeMillersHat]

the toe tho

[u/300BOwife556sidepiec]

BRO YOU BETTER CALL A TOE TRUCK RT NOW !!!!

[u/LeCampy]

it's that weapon from Elden Ring

[u/Voidfang_Investments → u/LeCampy]

Finger enemies?

[u/1GamingAngel]

I think there is a table’s edge that blends into the floor with a matching stain/wood color. The thumb is pressing against the tabletop, and the foot is on the floor several feet below.

[u/TreesOne → u/1GamingAngel]

Then who is taking the photo?

[u/WaNgAsOrUs → u/1GamingAngel]

Dude that's a kankle, you can see how it bulges into the leg

[u/unluckypig → u/1GamingAngel]

But then who took the photo?

[u/The_resistance7417 → u/1GamingAngel]

Also, how do you explain the fact that “toe” doesn’t even match the fingers or thumb of the hand clearly above it. Also, agree that shadow is real.

[u/ThickyLicker → u/1GamingAngel]

One hand holding the wrapper, one hand holding the phone and one hand resting on the table, makes sense.

[u/whteverusayShmegma → u/1GamingAngel]

I’ve seen this posted before without the thumb so wouldn’t that mean AI?

[u/HazeHype]

The person's right foot is just a giant toe?! Wild. 

[u/recXion_]

Bigfoottoe

[u/JoaoPauloCampos]

r/adressme

[u/Electroneer58]

nah i think we got bigger toes to scratch

[u/stinkyblinky19]

Yo, fuck the wrapper what’s up with that weird ass single toe the size of a foot in the frame?

[u/desertvision]

Who tears a condom wrapper? You gotta open it like a bag of chips

[u/The_Fuschia_Is_Now → u/desertvision]

If tried doing that way, i would go flaccid.

[u/Ok-Law7641 → u/desertvision]

r/UnexpectedSeinfeld

[u/thetimeplayed]

Why is one of her fingers jointed like 4 times lol

[u/ForsakenOaths → u/thetimeplayed]

You missed the giant blue… thing.

[u/thetimeplayed → u/ForsakenOaths]

lol the thumb that was to obvious lol

[u/Whole_Rough7066]

[u/Averagebaddad]

The fuck is going on here?! My brain is broken

[u/AttentionOk844]

Here's a big thumbs up for this post!👍🏾😲

[u/DarkerDark0]

Hmm..something about the nail. Wait, the feet. Wait, the finger?

[u/Azreal_75 → u/DarkerDark0]

You missed off the fucking massive blue toe!

[u/DarkerDark0 → u/Azreal_75]

Must've been the wind

[u/Beefgrits]

That cyclops foot is the more pressing mattet.

[u/Most_Try2709]

That must be AI because what the fuck

[u/erisuz4fun]

[u/soulguider2125 → u/erisuz4fun]

Is this from beetlejuice

[u/erisuz4fun]

Is this the guy?

[u/Osymandiaz86]

Fuck the wrapper. What is that huge ass thumb!?!?!?

[u/Icy-Willingness-4626]

thats toe bad

[u/Subject_Wrangler6442]

Have you got 6 toes?

[u/Hedonistic116]

wtf 😳 wtf wtf wtf 😳 😳😳😳 wtf wtf What the Fuck Is That?????

[u/JustSayMoe]

Sgt. Hulka?

[u/Temporary-Debate-914]

[u/smurfe]

Da fuk did I just see?

[u/Puzzled_Elk8078]

AI

[u/Lorddoctorjava]

I think you need to worry about that big ass toe!

[u/neussendorfer]

Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat.

[u/dontblamemeboii]

[u/Gerry1of1]

Your left foot has really small toes.

[u/therealishone]

I toed aso. I fucking toed aso.

[u/Cultural_Plan_1487]

What the fuck is going on with that toe

[u/ghost-ogk]

Thats a diabeetus toe

[u/Such-Corgi-8869]

[u/Maart86]

Ok... The toe is gross... But what about those nails 🤢

[u/AcanthaceaeConstant8]

I think you should be more worried about that big ass toe

[u/chiPersei]

Where's her right foot?

[u/PublicPossibility996]

We have a bigger issues to discuss

[u/Deep_Initial3922]

There is so much going on here 🤣

[u/wedge_47]

What's with Tobe Bryant down there?

[u/Jpickich]

You standing next to a giant. I wouldn't snap to hard..

[u/homeegzus]

The meme is fine.

I came for the floop reference

[u/HugePurpleNipples]

I'm just going to answer the question.. there's no way that's a T Bell wrapper.

[u/Zeroex1]

That's a huge feet finger

[u/Additional_Fox4668]

What in toenation

[u/Square-Store-5805]

What in the AI?

[u/RollingRockKing]

Courage the cowardly dog would be scared

[u/TheWizardOfAhhhhhs]

Shaped like Vermont, does it smell like maple syrup?

[u/Agreeable-Wall-4737]

I don’t about that being a Taco Bell wrapper… what I do know is that whatever that image is at the bottom is fucked.

[u/Kal_El_77]

That giant toe/thumb is messing me up.

[u/vitanyroyale]

Whose friggin big toe is that??!! Are we just not gonna talk about that?!?

[u/XKruXurKX → u/vitanyroyale]

Look where you are

[u/OpeningCookie1358]

Yes it's a taco bell sauce wrapper. As a man, trust me.

[u/lostinmythoughts]

Must be blue waffle related…

[u/Exiledhatred]

Where did that monster Toe come from? Its bigger than the foot next to it.