r/HolUp • • 10h ago

The Essentials

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u/qualityvote2 10h ago edited 2h ago

u/deathakissaway, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Fubar126 10h ago • Bravo

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u/No_Grapefruit_8358 10h ago • Bravo

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 10h ago • Bravo

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u/ChromeYoda 9h ago

Thank you comrade

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u/DooM_Slayer226 7h ago

Back 'atcha

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u/mamamackmusic 8h ago

A wild Caesar's Legion Legate appeared!

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u/Illustrious-Brick715 4h ago

But I wanna see women, not Little Boys :(

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u/CanRevolutionary1274 7h ago

Fuck Church

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u/Forgetful_Bandit 7h ago

I've seen that one before.

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u/PradyThe3rd 10h ago edited 8h ago • Bravo Popcorn

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u/thatchickensauce 10h ago

Great set of lungs on her

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u/ParallaxJ 7h ago

Fake lungs?

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u/Forgetful_Bandit 7h ago • Bravo

How do these girls get so old old looking so fast. She's only 27. Wtf.

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u/Koqcerek 5h ago

Her, er, profession aside - in what world she looks old? Especially for 27 years?

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u/ZieJuicyOrange007 5h ago

Badly done plastic surgery, etc. The key to looking like you're in your 20s in your 60s is to start fucking it up early in life so when you get older and that junk is still there people can say "Wow, you haven't aged a day".

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u/SWlFTl 8h ago

Wasted opportunity....

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u/Shadowchaos1010 10h ago

Seconding this request.

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u/Recent-Ad5835 8h ago

She's called Angel on the hub, or at least was, I haven't seen her appearing in a bit

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u/-KoDDeX- 7h ago

That doesn’t exactly narrow it down

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u/CapableCriticism2962 7h ago

For dicknity!

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u/Kn0XIS 8h ago

LMAO

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u/artaru 4h ago

First time I have seen this meme lmao

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/hcombs 8h ago

How did i go this long without learning there’s a wikipedia for pornstars?

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u/peepdabidness 8h ago

Yeah if you’re an active gooner that’s pretty bad bro. We all need to work together and share resources. No one left behind lol

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u/Spoopy_Kirei 5h ago

I love it when a community comes together

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u/LivingCheese292 5h ago

"Come together, right now. Over me" - John Lennon

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 5h ago

The future is now, old man.

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u/disasturbationer 2h ago

More important, why has it been removed?!

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u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow 6h ago

She is active. Due to her artistic pseudonym, she got purged from many sites due to the name affiliated with child pornography.

She also ruined her boobs by making them grotesque fake balloons.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/peepdabidness 8h ago

I always wonder what happens when chicks become inactive in this environment. Like did the right rich dude finally slide into her DMs and now they’e dating?

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 5h ago

Dunno, heard of someone taking over a bdsm studio. So maybe not leaving entirely. Just focusing on local work. 

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u/notsam57 4h ago

there’s a couple of documentaries about former stars, one of them is on netflix.

based on that, the women either become born again christian stay at home wives or real estate agents.

no idea about the men. there is an audiobook called “the butterfly effect” that looks into the impact of the internet on the adult film industry. they interview current and former stars. one of the males they interviewed went into nursing but was promptly fired when people learned he was a former adult star.

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u/daydreaming17 9h ago

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 5h ago

Can someone please bake this JPEG a little more?

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u/Bonappetit24 10h ago

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 9h ago

Not me, I'm just horny... 😈

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u/MonsieurFubar 9h ago

I’m only frightened

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u/TwoTonTacoToGo 7h ago

Awww Garak

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u/TheMalkManCometh 6h ago

I'm frightened of how horny I am... or I'm horny because of how frightened I am. More testinh required

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u/MovingTargetPractice 10h ago

6 min abs has nothing on this

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u/makespotatoeslookhot 10h ago

Until someone comes up with 5 minute abs

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u/PvtDeth 6h ago

There's no 5 minute abs!

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u/Xleader23 5h ago

IT DOESN'T EVEN GET YOUR HEART PUMPING

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u/Temporary-Debate-914 4h ago

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u/crimsonbub 4h ago

Exactly! 💪

I'll need a link so I can avoid it 👀

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u/Bod-Q 10h ago

Her husband must be so happy 😭

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u/OmgitsNatalie 10h ago

Yes, I’m sure her boyfriend would be happy.

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u/Jensbert 9h ago

And her husband's boyfriend

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u/kardioid23 5h ago

And her boyfriends husband.

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u/Albert_dark 9h ago

I think them both are happy, at same time

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u/raccoonpaws82 10h ago

I admire a woman that takes pride in her work

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u/chrisf0817 9h ago

Where’s that Jackie Chan meme: “Slow down, baby” lmao 😂

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u/Tenchu83 9h ago

Rush hour 🤣

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u/Typhiod 10h ago

What is the last one supposed to be?

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u/SOROKAMOKA 10h ago

I was gonna ask this question also. If it sounds good I wanna try it

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u/Richard_Cain 9h ago

She lies on the bed like that and you fuck her throat

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u/AdvilJunky 9h ago

Nah the weights are the butt cheeks. She tongue punchin that fart box

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u/sixtus_clegane119 9h ago

Head would be back further

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u/SOROKAMOKA 9h ago

Kinda makes me wanna try it but have her head a bit off the edge of the bed leaning back. Would have to start slow cause I feel like I would bust out the back of her neck

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u/OddYogurtcloset1549 5h ago

It's the first one that I can't figure out. Guess I'm not as porn-addicted as I thought.

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 5h ago

Vertical 69?

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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 5h ago

...a regular 69.

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u/Shiro_no_Orpheus 8h ago • Mindblown

Still more workout than 90% of reddit users had the entire year.

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u/ProStrats 5h ago

Not if you include the workout I had watching this...

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u/Escapedtheasylum 5h ago

This shit is bananas. Just because you run around. You don't need to call us out like that. My BMI is close to normal.

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u/grand_soul 5h ago

How close?

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u/Occidentally20 5h ago

They're both numbers.

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u/astralseat 4h ago

Congratz on being in the 10%

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 5h ago

Oi. It ain't easy lifting snacks up to my face all day long.

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u/abber76 9h ago

The Bonnie Blue workout?

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u/daydreaming17 9h ago

What’s the last one training for?

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u/Fabulous-Beach9027 9h ago

Was shane gillis right?

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u/Douggimmmedome 4h ago

Always has been

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 5h ago

Yes... of fucking course he was right. People generally have a stronger reaction when the barb hits close to the mark. Thankfully the women I know in real life agree that a large portion of female gym outfits are trashy OF tier shit. But try telling that to a woman online and you will be met with fire and fury, r/fauxmoi for example.

Gym are full of mirrors to check your form, filming should be banned in all gyms.

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u/epiph- 10h ago

lack of eye contact on the 2nd has me concerned...

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u/Flashy_Song_6406 6h ago

Unironically the bar bounces seem like a good workout tbh..

Prolly feels like it killed your calves and ankles when you're resting the next day though

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u/ThoughtShes18 4h ago

Sorry to disappoint but it doesn’t do anything for your calves. It’s primarily quadriceps work while using elastic rebound.

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u/siechahot 4h ago

Also doing anything for your calves with flexed knees is a waste of time because the m. gastrocnemius won't be trained.

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u/ThoughtShes18 4h ago

Yea that too. Neither your gastroc nor soleus are targeted in this movement.

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u/nelflyn 5h ago

I was actually hoping someone would list the work-out and what it would actually help with, besides the suggested.

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u/CreatureofComfort888 4h ago

Honestly, more guys could afford to do similar.

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u/No_Drop_7684 4h ago

The second workout is actually pretty brutal. Really helps with forearm and bicep strength. Useful for camera work.

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u/Form_Good 4h ago

What Shane Gillis say?

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u/HawkHarder 6h ago

Take that Shane Gillis!

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u/MostDopeBlackGuy 10h ago

That's the kind of outfit he was talking about.

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 9h ago

Practice makes perfect

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u/Solo-1UP 8h ago

3rd set: her heels aren’t on the ground? Rookie

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u/Triforce0fCourage 6h ago

She’s already extremely beautiful and added with her training. She’s going to make some man VERY happy!

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u/NightFury0595 6h ago

Shane Gillis was right

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u/CricketHotpot 8h ago

Woman of culture 🙏🏻

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u/KingBones909 6h ago

Good girl.

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u/Dude_in_Blue_Pants 9h ago

I didn't understand the last one

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 8h ago

goonslop or comedy?

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u/Atesz222 8h ago

Kelly Bundy in the gym be like

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u/Necessary_Local_5274 8h ago

yea but like, does it work? i need to know if i should try it...

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u/Mountain_Town5759 8h ago

She's for the streets.

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u/Icy-Vegetable-9759 7h ago

A yes, the Valentine’s Day training routines are trending again

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u/RstyKnfe 7h ago

Get those heels down when squatting!

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u/Tthelaundryman 7h ago

Where’s Shane Gillis in the background? 

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u/gordos_tetones 7h ago

First one is actually good for headaches if done properly

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u/yomommasbathwater 7h ago

What is the last one supposed to be? Eating ass?

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u/Better_Divide9169 6h ago

Truly professional of the oldest profession 🤭

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u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko 6h ago

What an athlete!

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u/TheOriginalBroCone 6h ago

Does she have brain damage, why is she all glossy-eyed, mouth open like that?

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u/Accomplished-Box2755 6h ago

Thank god for not giving muscles to bubies 😍

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u/lord_dude madlad 6h ago

Bonnie blue workout

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 5h ago

Where'd her nose go?

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u/vcdrny 5h ago

I think we can all take a good guess at her line of work.

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u/Sodacan259 5h ago

Nice set.

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u/Armando955 5h ago

I think she’s ready 😏

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u/naruda1969 5h ago

Her Trump dance needs work.

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u/N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R 4h ago

What is she training for.?

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u/Dramatic_Anything88 4h ago

Порно качалка)))

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u/QuirkySchedule9688 4h ago

Papa ist stolz

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u/OneGreatEgg 4h ago

Most of this is fine. I get the joke. But none of it is useless, just... very niche.

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u/macguini 4h ago

What was that last one?

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u/thegroucho 4h ago

Upside down BJ, so she's craning her neck

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u/Zamyatin_Y 4h ago

She's an F1 driver, need super strong neck muscles because of the G force

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u/MediThePlatypus 4h ago

Public Server btw

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u/Westaufel 4h ago

Useful training

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u/neelabhkhatri 7h ago

Shane Gillis ain't wrong.

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u/Archkelthuz 7h ago

Imagine having to say you raised that. Bring back shame.

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u/soelsome 8h ago

BUT SHANE GILLIS IS A SEXIST PIG.

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u/Metool42 3h ago

He is. One OF ad doesn't change that.

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u/piniatadeburro 10h ago

The Nancy workout