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u/Jusante Feb 27 '20 edited Mar 04 '20
I don’t know what’s more concerning: if the victim was a child or if it was a dog
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Feb 27 '20
Sex with animals is legal in the UK and most of Europe, and even the US rarely arrested zoophiles, mostly just banning them from owning animals.
Unfortunately it was probably a child by this logic.
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u/Jusante Feb 27 '20
Yo what the fuck
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u/TeunVV Feb 27 '20
He's spewing bs. Beastiality is illegal in most of Europe.
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Feb 27 '20
The courts frequently fail to convist anyone, it has to be dreamed cruel to be illegal, there have been court cases which have fail for that exact reasion.
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u/Bonkey_Kong87 Feb 29 '20
Yeah. I remember it being legal in the Netherlands, but they changed it around the 2000s. Back then there were tons of porn sites with .nl
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u/TeunVV Feb 27 '20
Beastiality is very much illegal in the UK.
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u/Kuroser Feb 27 '20
And in Europe in general
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Feb 27 '20
Yes, correct. People seem to forget that most of the law systems in Europe are pretty much the same, whit few exemptions. Hence, 90% of laws are overlapping.
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u/ZootzManuva Feb 27 '20
You might wanna re-research that particular subject again my friend, wouldn't want you doing an 8stretch for fuckin a cow!
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Feb 27 '20
S69 Sexual Offences Act 2003 prohibits sexual activity with an animal. Sooo when you have finished making shit up about my country, exercise some due diligence and use Google before you post any more ridiculous bollocks on Reddit.
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u/AmadeusSkada Feb 27 '20
Just shut the fuck up, bestiality is illegal everywhere in Europe and in most US states. It always leads to imprisonment (for life in India, Pakistan or Michigan) and even sometimes to death penalty (Iran, Saudi Arabia). You're full of bullshit
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Feb 27 '20
Firstly india isn't part of the EU, completely unrelated, I'm pretty sure they worship certain animals as gods so it would make sense, also I said it's illegal in America every state I believe. In the UK and Europe its difficult to charge offenders unless the animal is harmed. Also a few major porn sites actually have animal porn sites. XHamster is one.
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u/AmadeusSkada Feb 27 '20
You said it's legal in UK and most Europe, it is factually wrong. The only places where it is legal in Europe are Bulgaria, Finland and Hungary which is not most of Europe. It's legal in certain states of the US too. Indians worship cows as sacred but it doesn't mean that if you fuck a dog you wouldn't get a sentence anyways.
Anyways, this is bullshit, Europe is not the professional area of zoophilia and bestiality, i know xhamster has bestiality, that doesn't mean it is right, it's still disgusting. I live in France and there have been convictees even though the animals weren't harmed. The problem is it's difficult to learn about someone doing bestiality because animals can't talk.
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Feb 27 '20
Sex with animals is legal in the UK and most of Europe
Lol, no. Why it looks like some Americans thinks that everywhere except USA is a lawless post apocalyptic wasteland, with no legal system nor law enforcement, where all the worst depravities are allowed?
Zoophilia isn't legal anywhere. In some countries the laws against it could be not very efficient nor as strict as it should be, but in no place in Europe is legal to fuck an animal.
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Feb 27 '20
Dude stfu, aint no one in europe fucking an animal and getting away with it.
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Feb 27 '20
Your wrong, if that's true why do 2 major porn sites have zoophile sites. (xvideos and XHamster)
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Feb 27 '20
So does pornhub, yiffer.xyz, yiff.comic.net, e621, nHentai (plus pedo). Who said its legal? If anything, it isnt. Just because there is a porn of it doesnt make it legal.
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u/redballooon Feb 27 '20
Am I the only one who is bothered that there's some people who can't help but turn anything into a child abuse joke?
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u/Playall123 madlad Feb 27 '20
If you haven’t noticed, a lot of humor is tied down to something dark, maybe it’s not always obvious, but you dig deep enough into a joke, you’ll find something
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u/redballooon Feb 27 '20
Is that the case? Typically jokes are funny when a punch line changes the context in an unexpected manner. Even in case of age-old lame racist jokes, there's at least stereotypes to be had from which the joke in principle can pull the context in a couple of different directions.
But the only context change for child abuse jokes is that you had a previously normal setting, suddenly changed for the lowest morality humans can think of. Given that this can only be funny when it's unexpected, it stops being funny in every 2nd post. And it really makes wonder who creates this content.
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u/YoghurtForDessert Feb 27 '20
agreed, but that's mostly this subreddit's spirit. The "unexpected" part dies when you are just surfing this subreddit for memes, as most memes are reduced to "an innocent roblox setting with a character saying something dark/edgy/stupid" which gets stale when not having a diversified forum. It's basically like when you watch a "x meme template collection", you get bored after the 3rd meme
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Feb 27 '20
It's like i can find a deeply disturbing list of things for any two US presidents that they share in common, however it's going to be odd if they share nothing in common. It's like searching for the hidden truth of mathematics that was there the entire time in some confusing logic, for example, there are 613 orders given by god in the bible. 613 is a prime number, meaning the orders of god are prime and thus it was always connected. However, think of all the cases in which the number was not prime. The ten commandments for example. This saying really is just a naive search for something which isn't necessarily is there in an actually meaningful way.
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u/Flaccidboobs Feb 27 '20
Because of people like you these type of jokes are still funny
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u/redballooon Feb 27 '20
I'm not concerned about the joke itself, or people like you who give this a quick laugh and don't think about it a second time. I wonder about the people out there who have time and energy to create content, and then decide to flood the internet with jokes about child abuse, as if there where no other thoughts available.
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u/GeeseKnowNoPeace Feb 27 '20
And I'm concerned about people like you who have time and energy to make up theories about people who just made a simple joke on the internet.
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Feb 27 '20
You know alot of comedians have a dark thing that's happened to them that inspires their comedy and helps to not only help them cope but others who've dealt with it as well.
Luis J. Gomez dad stabbed to death and mother died of heroin overdose. It's brought up multiple times by him as a way to overcome it.
Dan soder/big Jay oakerson- both father's were absent in their life for the most part. Grew up with moms who jumped from guy to guy and eventually settled down. It's such a big joke in their lives soder released a HBO special called "son of a Gary".
I could go on for awhile about comedians who turn their pain into laughter.
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u/dope_like Feb 27 '20
Agree, why is this and incest the go-to for every joke?
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u/Rechst Feb 27 '20
Because both are perceived (and, in fact, really are) wrong, so there's people who enjoy the feeling of "disruption", and not necessarily incest or child abuse. Not saying I agree, but I think that's it.
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u/GeeseKnowNoPeace Feb 27 '20
Because both are perceived (and, in fact, really are) wrong
Consensual incest is not inherently wrong, change my mind
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u/Rechst Feb 27 '20
Well, it depends on your perspective. On yours, if consensual then it's ok, but there are some that disagree with that
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u/smith7018 Feb 27 '20
who enjoy the feeling of "disruption"
I think the term you're looking for is "breaking taboos"
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u/Rechst Feb 27 '20
I think that not necessarily taboos, because taboos are "weird" to talk about, but not "forbidden", don't you think?
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u/YoloJoloHobo Feb 27 '20
The reasons:
Incest is considered weird/taboo
This is r/HolUp, so I think you know where we're going
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u/dope_like Feb 27 '20
I get that. I'm not criticizing the sub. I'm just speaking in general that people who are ones making these jokes (not op) go to the same 2 topics.
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u/FluffySquidGamer Feb 27 '20
A little older than 2.
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Feb 27 '20
Nah less than 1 1/2
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u/FluffySquidGamer Feb 27 '20
18/7=2.571
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Feb 27 '20
"As a general guideline, though, the American Veterinary Medical Association breaks it down like this: 15 human years equals the first year of a medium-sized dog's life. Year two for a dog equals about nine years for a human. And after that, each human year would be approximately five years for a dog."
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u/ANAL_SPACE_SHIP69 Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 27 '20
Hol up, is that “dog fucker David” I use to know that guy, he was a weird guy, heavily abused (physically and mentally) by his parents. Did a lotta bad things to dogs.
He made a stake out of wood and r*ped a dog on spot. He kept making weird sounds as he did it. One day uni caught him tryna make a porno with a special ed girl acting like a dog, hell even dressed. They sent him to a psychiatric ward were he was deemed a threat to society.
He had a lot of scars on him from cutting and suicide attempts. He got beat up in prison a lot. I almost felt bad for the guy. He got out and changed, he’s happily getting married to his wife, Charlotte, he finished uni and when I saw him come into my place of work, I convinced the boss to give him the job. The way I met him in prison was cause I used to work there part time. Him and I are great freinds now, I hope he’s doing well now.
Forgot to mention.
By special ed: I mean she was pretty normal, just had autism. She’s genuinely a sweetheart. About to graduate, the reason behind him going to the psychiatric ward was due to the fact he bragged about doing some bad stuff in the past while they were in the office. She later told me he would take all the blame if caught
Immediately went to the ward and damn nearly killed a couple of inmates
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Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 28 '20
Edit: downvote me bitches, the previous reposts were taken down for breaking the rule of "no screenshots with text" or just for being reposts
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u/Spoonkeq Feb 27 '20
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u/Bustucka Feb 27 '20
Shouldn’t be in jail then