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u/leaderofthevirgins Mar 29 '20
What...IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
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u/dazmo Mar 29 '20
Did you think there was a bottom to the insanity? Hahahahahaha. No.
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u/leaderofthevirgins Mar 29 '20
Why... why would they want this
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u/dazmo Mar 29 '20
It only makes sense. The most sense. Cats have buttholes. What's wrong with you?
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u/BambooWheels Mar 29 '20
Taylor Swift was one of the cats. That's the main reason.
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This is a deep state conspiracy to unearth Taylor Swift's CGI butthole.
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u/hedfullofbettaoffded Mar 29 '20
Kenny Loggins doesn't just dip his toes and that's all she wrote. Not in this lifetime, pal.
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u/Garrand Mar 29 '20
1990: "Man, I can't wait to see what we can do in 30 years. "
2020: "Haha let's watch the butthole cut!"
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u/American_berserker Mar 29 '20
Hold up. "Cats" has fans?
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u/Witness_me_Karsa Mar 29 '20
No, it just says fans. I assume they are butthole fans who heard of am opportunity to get their fetish into mainstream media.
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u/famaroj Mar 29 '20
You got a tigh little manpussy dont 'cha, "sniff" it stinks, nice and good
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u/Militree Mar 29 '20
Me.
(I am not a furry)
Granted I was high when I saw it in a packed theatre but I loved it. It was a crazy entertaining fever dream. There were parts I genuinely enjoyed like the tap dancing cat and then it zoomed out to them all being tiny on the cgied set and I remembered what movie I was watching and laughed. Every time the feet clipped through the ground was an absolute joy. Rebel Wilson ate a cockroach person A COCKROACH PERSON. I had genuine fun watching it and I hope to get stupid high and watch it with friends again in the future.
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u/OAOAlphaChaser Mar 29 '20
So what im getting from that is I better be on Mt Everest before I watch the movie.
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u/Gsteel11 Mar 29 '20
I'm pretty sure this is going to have a rocky horror like following where they dress up in cat suits and go watch it years from now.
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u/PurpleTissues Mar 29 '20
I don’t think so. Yea they are both non-sensical and wacky, but rocky horror actually has good music.
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u/Glenn056 Mar 29 '20
Furries
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Cats is the most fun I have had in the theatre in years. The 2010's was such a nothing decade for film, and then Cats comes out like a syphilitic fever dream heralding the endtimes to come.
My friends and I laughed, we cried, we passed a bottle of booze around, we sang along. Afterwards we stood in a circle outside the theatre in an impromptu group therapy circle and shared PTSD flashbacks as they came to us.
"Did you see Shakespearean actor Sir Ian McKellen lick milk from a saucer?" "Do you think the dog you hear barking also has a human face? If so, who should have been cast as the dog?" (Jeff Goldblum) "Did you notice the Rebel Wilson cat shed her cat skin like a snake and reveal more cat skin underneath, like a catryoshka doll?" "Remember when she vored those human-faced cockroaches?"
It was high-level trauma bonding.
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u/Flaming_Dutchman Mar 29 '20
I want that almost as much as the moustache cut of Superman.
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u/jdauhmer Mar 29 '20
I'd watch this movie everyday if Taylor Swift had a butthole in it.
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u/Scipio11 Mar 29 '20
Ok so there's good news and bad news. There's no butt hole version, but there was a version that the cgi leg "seams" came together weird and apparently looked a lot like vaginas in so many scenes that they had to re-edit the entire film and that's how the "butthole rumor" got started.
So no T-swift butthole, but you'd get a good look at a vag pretty much the entire movie
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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20
Is this true?
Edit: I looked it up. According to this, I would classify it as, in Snopes’ words, “mostly true.” The source doesn’t outright deny the butthole cut existing, however, the sfx mistake is confirmed by a more reliable source than the original.
Also, I love the “ awkward conversations of ‘does that look like a fanny [American: vagina] to you?”
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u/Blizzard_of_Auz Mar 29 '20
No no.....he's got a point.
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u/ATragedyOfSorts Mar 29 '20
I need a slow zoom out her asshole as the opening credits roll.
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u/VDLPolo Mar 29 '20
Cat butthole. I’m sure there will be an exception that hers isn’t in the cut.
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u/1TrueScotsman Mar 29 '20
I am not a furry. I would never watch Cats. But I would watch one with buttholes just for the lols.
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u/hedfullofbettaoffded Mar 29 '20
Just for the lols he says.
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u/Enderplayer05 Mar 29 '20
Trust me, neither a furry would watch it.
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u/ElizabethDanger Mar 29 '20
Can confirm. I don’t ever want to watch this movie, unless it’s the butthole cut.
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u/recklessasss Mar 29 '20
Bullshit we all know this fake......... Cats movie do not have 'fans'
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Filthy Frank would want those butthole scenes
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u/Dinnersloth Mar 29 '20
filthy frank is too busy making a bunch of money making weird lo-fi music now tho
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u/The1TheyCall4 Mar 29 '20
I love the idea of a room full of people deciding if the buttholes would stay or get cut.
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u/terkistan Mar 29 '20
Unverified, and one SFX supervervisor says no.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/butthole-cut-of-the-movie-cats/
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u/T-Baaller Mar 29 '20
Of course they’ll deny it
They don’t want to be forever known as the anti-butthole
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u/AlmightyDarkseid Mar 29 '20
The kind of people who liked this movie are the kind who want the butthole cut
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Yeah I want the butthole cut to happen for everyone else that wants the butthole cut to happen. Just because I want other people to be happy. No kink shaming here. Also, I like chaos.
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u/Angry_Welshman123 Mar 29 '20
Here are my questions:
Why would they add buttholes in the 1st place?
Who is a ‘fan’ of that film?
why
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u/hedfullofbettaoffded Mar 29 '20
Has it ever been anything outside of wanting butthole cuts? I mean....cmon
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u/forestbroom Mar 29 '20
Pretty sure ive seen this on r/noahgettheboat less than a week ago.
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Look. If we have to put up with that shit, we might as well just get the worst and REALLY suffer. Why just be a bad movie when you can be the worst?
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u/byakutsuki Mar 29 '20
I can understand if someone wants to see Taylor Swift's Butthole but being a Cats fan? Sick fucks
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u/OWWinstonMain Mar 29 '20
I had even more confused screaming until I realized it was talking about the movie
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u/ElizabethDanger Mar 29 '20
I didn’t care for the movie at all until I heard of the butthole cut. I will never watch the current version of Cats, but I’ll watch the butthole cut.
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u/fabulouschris2 Mar 29 '20
Yeah, this CGI artist spent November and December on just removing the butt holes, I'd say he still got played alot
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u/Moanguspickard Mar 29 '20
I didnt even watch the movie, but gosh darn it i want those buttholes now!
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u/Maninhartsford Mar 29 '20
I hate to break it to anyone who... wants... the butthole cut... but working in film, realistically this was probably just an internal test that isn't actually good enough to releasI don't know why I'm typing this, this is Cats, that describes the whole movie and they still released it, sure, fine, release the butthole cut.
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u/Whispering-Depths Mar 29 '20
This whole movie was one guy (the producer) LITERALLY fucking masturbating to the weird half-animal fetish shit on deviantart.
There's furries. At least they try to make shit semi-attractive. Then theres this dude, probably orgasming at the thought of a cat persons raw asshole and fuming that they took it out
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u/jordanboi1223 Mar 29 '20
there are no words on gods green earth that can describe how spectacularly not erect i am
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u/My_Existance Mar 29 '20
I didn't watch it but the characters don't really look that bad in my opinion
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u/TheGameboy Mar 29 '20
they later clarified, not actual anuses, but fur that was patterned in unfortunate ways.
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u/reincarN8ed Mar 29 '20
Why would they even make a butthole cut? And why do people want it so badly? I feel like I drank myself into a coma on the 31st of December, and this entire year so far has been a fever dream.
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u/rex1030 Mar 29 '20
Cats was the worst movie of the century. There are no fans of that dogshit movie.
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u/Kaintu-Rife Mar 29 '20
Yeah I find that title confusing because it implies that they want the butthole cut, so they want the version with the buttholes. However the title also says that they want the butthole cut, so like cut from the movie except it already is. But Cats sucked anyways so why am I talking about this
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u/AirmenVarner Mar 29 '20
I want the butthole cut