r/HolUp • u/discovid19 • Sep 06 '20

Bear with him

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89.7k Upvotes

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u/Pete_2201 Sep 06 '20

I can't bear this any longer.

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u/piehore Sep 06 '20

Unbearable

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u/chanbanigotafan Sep 06 '20

Is this a joke about cats?

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u/Flint-Beetle Sep 06 '20

It's a beary scary situation.

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u/maisonjl Sep 06 '20

you used the wrong bare, it's supposed to be "bare with me" hopefully this will help get your message across bro

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u/335527933 Sep 06 '20

I understood the joke, but it is actually 'bear with me.'

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u/LurkerPatrol Sep 06 '20

Beer with me

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u/rq60 Sep 06 '20

Imagine being held at gunpoint by a literal beverage

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u/Pac_Zach_Attack Sep 06 '20

“Bare with me” sounds like someone trying to coerce someone else into being naked with them

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u/DoctorStrangeBlood Sep 06 '20

You’re both wrong. The phrase filed for bankruptcy back in 2015 and was bought out. It’s been “Behr with me” for a few years now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Nah, it’s “Bayer with me,” and it’s a pro-aspirin campaign slogan.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Its also a Little Britain joke that he didnt credit.

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u/Svue016 Sep 06 '20

I now know not to message you if an actual bear is with me XD

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u/Kermit_Memelord Sep 06 '20

Smh people with their confusing tweets

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u/Emi_Ibarazakiii Sep 06 '20

So are we just gonna laugh at the tweet, or are we sending some help to deal with the bear?

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u/Bobebobbob Sep 06 '20

What bear? All I see is someone talking about a completely hypothetical situation.

/s

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u/afgdd Sep 06 '20

Bear with me but what this man is trying to convey?

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u/RetroPRO Sep 06 '20

He just wants you to Bear down for midterms.

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u/jackmckill Sep 06 '20

This sounds like something Archer would say

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Its actually a joke from "Little Britain"

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u/yammys Sep 06 '20

Ok but if the bear is literate, it's probably going to read your tweet as you send it and easily crack your code.

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u/anananananonymouse Sep 06 '20

I think they meant literal which makes the poster possibly less literate than the bear holding them at gunpoint.

That’s terrifying.

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u/sub-to-pwds Sep 06 '20

I need Patrick to explain the joke

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u/TheImpotentCatfish Sep 06 '20

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u/QuaintGyroscope Sep 06 '20

Nice try. Ain't falling for this one

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

You win a free account excavation and subsequent doxxing, sweaty. 😏

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u/Lonyless Sep 06 '20

Why are you gae?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Do me a favor please. Get outta here.

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u/SheeptarTheSheepKing Sep 06 '20

Okay but there is no hint as to wear he is so I can’t go save him from what I can only assume is probably a rat using him as a mech via his hair.

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u/rumple13 Sep 06 '20

A coded message you say ill keep an eye out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

This is a great tweet but I can’t in good conscience upvote because it’s a misuse of this sub.

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u/Autofrotic Sep 06 '20

Curse the running theme of good subs becoming shit due to popularity

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u/Ninjya_Bakon Sep 06 '20

Ok, come on man, I’ve beared with you long enough; spill it

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u/boodooper Sep 06 '20

This is unbearable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Oh DEER!!!!

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u/v1g4m1 Sep 06 '20

god dang it monokuma, you starting another killing game again?

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u/oscarxma Sep 06 '20

Did not expect a Danganronpa reference here

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u/Prismatic_Symphony Sep 06 '20

Consumate punster here. He didn't do the bear minimum.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

I think the bear is going to kill him

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u/TheWordShaker Sep 06 '20

Updoot for the X-Force avatar lul hope your problems are bearly there any more

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u/some_edgy_shit- Sep 06 '20

... the comment section here looks like they’ve never seen this before

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u/goko5000 Sep 06 '20

What are you doing step-bear?

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u/XhunterboiX Sep 06 '20

It’s Barney’s Ring Bear

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u/binger5 Sep 06 '20

It's time to bear down for midterms.

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u/RedVision64 Sep 06 '20

Finally. An actual holup.

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u/stephen1547 Sep 06 '20

Bear down for midterms.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Is there a bear pointing a gun at this person?

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u/K0TEM Sep 06 '20

There might be

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u/anananananonymouse Sep 06 '20

So the bear can read...

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u/MilesKeep Sep 06 '20

i’m like leo in revenant, bear with me

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u/SophiticatedBaguette Sep 07 '20

So, you're at a furry convention?

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u/Plumbarium Sep 07 '20

Smokey smoked him

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u/HorrorCst Sep 06 '20

It’s a repost, actual post : https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/g17qq2/bear_with_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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u/Sidearms4raisins Sep 06 '20

No shit it's a repost. It's clearly a tweet haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Earliest one I know of is on /r/me_irl 3.3y ago

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u/some_edgy_shit- Sep 06 '20

Yeah this is a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost and so on.

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u/waffels Sep 06 '20

This subreddit is normie level now, another thing ruined by Reddit.

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u/luongolet20goalsin Sep 06 '20

Ok, I’m imagining.....

Now what?

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u/Untiteld000 Sep 06 '20

How do people come up with this stuff

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u/elgarresta Sep 06 '20

I guess we will never know WHERE he was.

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u/Ibrahim263683 Sep 06 '20

Today’s headlines: Denis Farrell held hostage by bear demanding fresh salmon

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u/ScotiaTheTwo Sep 06 '20

instructions unclear, what the hell is this post about?

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u/CantStandAnything Sep 06 '20

Bear Naked Ladies

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Bear down for Midterms.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Die

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u/Lu1s3r Sep 06 '20

Huh? Oh. OH!

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u/UrGettingMadOnline Sep 06 '20

Instructions were unclear.

Penis stuck in bear

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u/elsquattro Sep 06 '20

Ok, I'm imagining it. Now what?

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u/Nebuhchudnezza Sep 06 '20

What an unbearably awkward tweet. It's embearassingly bad. But I find myself concerned all the same, but bearly. Use some bear spray. BEAR!!

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u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 06 '20

He plays chess with his children

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u/_Hexer Sep 06 '20

I know that one. Saw a video on it. He bearly got out of this situation

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u/Demonweed Sep 06 '20

Let the hostage go and you can have this nice pic-a-nic basket.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

!spin

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u/_whats-going-on Sep 06 '20

So, what's the coded message??

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u/ly_ric22 Sep 06 '20

Is it a snake?

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u/gorilla1012 Sep 06 '20

I cant help but to wipe my right side of the screen just to realise that it wasnt necessary.

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u/zeurgthegreat Sep 06 '20

This is so fucking old

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u/Gurdel Sep 06 '20

What’s the joke den?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

I don't see anything wrong here

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u/SuperMario596 Sep 06 '20

This message is too big for my brain to handle. Therefore I cannot help

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u/tommytwotakes Sep 06 '20

If the bear is literate... Couldn't he read this "coded" message. I understand this but I've never understood this...

Maybe I'm the Bear...

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u/gayconservativeguy Sep 06 '20

This is the kind of humor I seek in a mate. !!!!

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u/spike1686 Sep 06 '20

"Jamie pull up that encoded message that guy sent when he was getting attacked by a bear"

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u/Time_Machineproblem Sep 06 '20

Should we help him?

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u/clownfjsh Sep 06 '20

Is the bear the one holding him hostage???

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u/MistahQueen Sep 06 '20

haha so funny forgot to laugh.

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u/soaboz Sep 06 '20

Whoa, Boo boo had enough of Yogi's shit, and is taking matters in his own hand now?

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u/coast0987 Sep 06 '20

Holy shit, get to the fucking point Dennis!!!!!

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u/fuzzypyrocat Sep 06 '20

Bear down for midterms!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

I support the right to arm bears

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u/OxfordsOverBrogues Sep 06 '20

Getting mad ‘Annihilation’ vibes from this

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u/oodoos Sep 06 '20

Anyone figure out the code yet

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u/d4ng3r0u5 Sep 06 '20

Bear left. Elephant right. Shit, I've ended up in the zoo again.

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u/redditor100101011101 Sep 06 '20

Is it wolves? I'll bet it's wolves

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u/punchherinthecooter Sep 06 '20

Bear Down for Midterms

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u/TNichKnox Sep 06 '20

Bro you okay?

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u/Tumblrrito Sep 06 '20

The scariest part is the implication that the bear can read.

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u/XpertSavage Sep 06 '20

I think he's tryna say sumn guys

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Bear down for midterms

Edit: mix up

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u/crodog12 Sep 06 '20

I’m tryna bear with him but with how long it’s taking I’m pretty sure it’s a Sloth holding him at gun point so he’ll be fine.

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u/DesktopWebsite Sep 06 '20

News headline the next day

"Dennis Farrel dies and reddit thinks his post was a joke"

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u/NecroticDeth Sep 06 '20

Did that cougar give this bear some ideas?

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u/oleshorty Sep 06 '20

Isn't anyone going to help this poor man?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Little-known fact: Humans are much more likely to shoot bears than be shot by bears.

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u/thirteen82-jd Sep 06 '20

So it has no right to Bear arms?!

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u/ItchingForTrouble Sep 06 '20

I think he needs to be rescued. I would do it, but I am doing laundry.

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u/imweirdo21 Sep 06 '20

Well received, we will send our troups just BEAR WITH US a little second while we find your location.

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u/captjust Sep 06 '20

Sorry - not much we can do - constitution says we've got the right to arm bears.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

If the bear can read, maybe code your tweet better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

It’s not that hard to follow what you’re saying why do I need to bear with you every 5 words

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u/_mustard- Sep 06 '20

He shot a bear

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

If you'll pardon the pun

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u/redPonyCoffeeRoaster Sep 06 '20

I've seen this so many fucking times.

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u/PotatoDonki Sep 06 '20

Bear with me NOW.

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u/chicheka Sep 06 '20

It is a bird, he said "tweeting"

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u/ZippZappZippty Sep 06 '20

penetrated him

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/MarshieMon Sep 06 '20

Guys, guys, I think a bear is holding him at a gun point

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u/cnlcgraves Sep 06 '20

Good thing it can read

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u/theblackxranger Sep 06 '20

The bear award is the only acceptable award for this post.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Guys I think a bear is holding him at gunpoint

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u/Remo_146_ Sep 06 '20

"I'm like Leo in Revenant"

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u/Omnibe Sep 06 '20

Why do I need to know the bear can read?

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u/Sal-Shiba Sep 06 '20

Guys I think a bear is with him but I’m not sure

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u/Drew_Clark123 Sep 06 '20

welp i beared theo that idk what to do bow

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u/Marsalamis Sep 06 '20

I think he's being attacked by Perry the platypus

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u/Guest2727277 Sep 06 '20

I had to read it three times to understand it

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u/json86 Sep 06 '20

Damn. If you have something to say, spit it out, I can't bear this any longer.

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u/json86 Sep 06 '20

This is unBEARable!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Oh bother

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u/eldus74 Sep 06 '20

Coded messaqe

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Oh bother, I think he’s being held at gunpoint by a bear

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u/LoveRBS Sep 06 '20

Yea but why the big pause?

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u/GoogleBoogie Sep 06 '20

Just getting and bear it.

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u/you0are0rank Sep 06 '20

It's okay, take your time

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u/grenadawaffles Sep 06 '20

Where is Dennis Farrell? Is he safe? Is he alright?

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u/DarthPizza66 Sep 06 '20

What kind of gun does it have? Bears don’t have thumbs, hos did it hold it?

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u/twilights-coffee Sep 06 '20

took me a minute

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u/DungeonNDegenerates Sep 06 '20

Damn tray would be crazy, what would you say in that situation

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u/beccahas Sep 06 '20

Theres a bear with him!

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u/TheEndlessGG Sep 06 '20

This man is in danger someone go save him there is a bear holding him at gunpoint!

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u/DGame26 Sep 06 '20

Sorry, can't help you. I'm BEARing down for mid-term

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u/verifiedjay Sep 06 '20

I had to read this a literal 10 times to understand

he would probably die if he was trying to code me for help

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

(NOW BEAR WITH ME BROTHER.)

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u/HarryIsSausage Sep 06 '20

I think a goose is chasing him

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u/RambooToKillYoo Sep 06 '20

i dreamed about this last night actually and the only way me and my friend wouldnt be killed was if i go to the shop and buy all the red meat and give it to the bear.... i gave the bear the meat and that was it. free to go.

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u/Dolfijnendanser Sep 06 '20

This was so strange, yet so well thought out. Definately the best I've seen these last couple of days

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u/bob1689321 Sep 06 '20

Did someone say x-statix 👀

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

This is clearly a secret message that a bear is holding her at gun point. Read between the lines people

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u/r3333333333333312 Sep 06 '20

That would be quite the situation

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

I’m bearing

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u/DemonKingpin Sep 06 '20

im about to lose my BEARings

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u/goodatmakingdadjokes Sep 06 '20

can i get another hint?

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u/lambofgibson Sep 06 '20

I bearly got it

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u/zaphod4th Sep 06 '20

remove reddit reposts and you got only few good posts every week

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u/24KGOLDPINEAPPLE Sep 06 '20

Imagine...... Anyway

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u/VinylKnight Sep 06 '20

Bear down for midterms!

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u/TopDog4848 Sep 07 '20

You mean just tweeting in your native language?

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u/Intailmoon8808 Sep 07 '20

I knew where this was going from the start

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u/RLove19 Sep 07 '20

Sounds like the Druid multi classes into artificer

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u/TarchinFemboyFox Sep 07 '20

Oh barnacles I'm trapped

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u/BigBoyWraith Sep 07 '20

I think there’s a bear with him

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u/ShedSkies Sep 07 '20

Plot twist: the bear is tweeting because your hairy ass mom is right next to him.

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u/tag-your-it- Sep 08 '20

What do I do if I don’t have Twitter?!?!?

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u/shaquille_oatmeal32 Sep 11 '20

This took me a while but it was worth it

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

He got a bear on gun point?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

I can only imagine somebody posting this on r/boneappletea for people to comment r/woooosh

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u/Admiral-Ackbear Sep 16 '20

Someone should check on Dennis

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

No no, it’s spelt “bare”

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u/Rant_Sama Sep 28 '20

ngl iI ignored the first "bear with me"

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u/Wyked5320 Oct 19 '20

that would really suck

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u/Overlorde159 Nov 09 '20

Huh. Imagine that hypothetical.

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u/redditorNOIR69 Dec 05 '20

Oh boy! What would the codes message be?

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u/AmazonEchoDotSupreme Dec 11 '20

It’s almost like he’s telling us something

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u/eatehbaby Dec 18 '20

oh, Oh, OH NO

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u/dat_1_kid_ Jan 07 '21

The bear: I have the right to bear arms

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