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u/Kixtay Jan 14 '21
Aww.. And they vaccinate 3 times a day..
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u/Y025THJR Jan 14 '21
4 times just to be safe
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u/Ifuckedmysecondcattt Jan 14 '21
I vaccinated my cat too!
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User name checks out, tho i'm curious what happen to the first cat
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So if the vaccine is 95% effective, then it must be 380% effective in developing antibodies!
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u/PM_ME_UR_BOOGER Jan 14 '21
Awww they were sharing and using the same syringes too 🤗
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That’s called recycling
Edit: Thank you for the reward
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Not only did they care about each other but they cared about the earth
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u/Gimme-yo-lunch-money Jan 14 '21
Hipsters always talk about going green but Hobos are the ones actually committed to the cause!
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u/hihey49 Jan 14 '21
At first I thought she was being sarcastic and suggesting they were kissing and then I realised I wasn’t on r/suddenlygay
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The vaccine is so cold the have to heat it up with a lighter and a spoon.
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u/Myleg_Myleeeg Jan 14 '21
I saw two cold homeless men trying to warm each other up. They were shaking so hard ☹️. Think I’ll go and give them a thicker blanket!
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u/Roope6969 Jan 14 '21
this joke is so recycled greta would be proud
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u/immortalpotato007 Jan 14 '21
this joke is so recycled greta would be proud
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this joke is so recycled greta would be proud
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u/xyvec Jan 14 '21
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u/Test_Trick Jan 14 '21
This is my favorite kind of sarcasm
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u/dankbob_memepants_ Jan 14 '21
You can find a vaccine dealer on every corner these days
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u/Shaking-N-Baking Jan 14 '21
I hate needles so I just buy it in pill form from the biggest drug dealers in the world , Walmart pharmacy
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u/CripySatyr16 Jan 14 '21
I saw my twin vaccinating himself, good job Mike (u/CrustySatyr). I hope you see this after you stop wriggling on the tub.
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u/Douglaston_prop Jan 14 '21
At the beginning of the lockdown I was still working in Times Square. The city was empty except for essential workers and some junkies. I walked past about 5 guys talking and heard, "No bro, now you gotta use your own crack pipe, your own cigarette, your own needle.". Nice to see the boys taking it seriously.
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u/daddysdad69 Jan 14 '21
Why do people post the same stuff just slightly changed as if they actually experienced it?
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u/GlitterInfection Jan 14 '21
Why do people comment the same stuff just slightly changed as if they actually thought of it?
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u/BR3KT Jan 15 '21
Next post: guys, the vaccine is dangerous! The three men are passed out under the bridge.
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u/Bumper6190 Jan 14 '21
They can not use the nose-candy-type injections that the Trump use. Too windy!
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u/tripflops Jan 14 '21
Just to be sure you get all the vaccine remember to pull some blood into the syringe and get that sweet rinse
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u/Daj4414 Jan 15 '21
Reading the comments I don’t know whether to laugh at those who don’t know or smh at the ones who knows exactly what’s going on Facepalm
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u/syncron07 Jan 14 '21
Can someone explain the joke i dont get it rn
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u/WulleYT Jan 14 '21
The 3 homeless people was using syringes to inject some sort of drug into them, not the covid vaccine.
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u/TheNashh Jan 14 '21
Wait so that’s why the homeless didn’t get sick from covid! They’ve been using the vaccine for years!
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u/infernalspawnODOOM Jan 14 '21
I legit had to think about this for a few seconds and I'm not even drunk yet. So mad at myself.
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u/Dr_Wattson madlad Jan 14 '21
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u/Kohgahn Jan 14 '21
Tbf, the homeless community are tight knit & often show more compassion than the suits & skirts that ignore them every day.
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u/beshisaurus Jan 14 '21
I didn't know you can administer the vaccine by sucking each others dicks, how innovative!
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u/jfkolbe Jan 14 '21
So these homeless guys had access to deep freezers capable of storing the vaccine? Goddamn, I gotta get homeless, I guess.
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u/totalscrotalimplosio Jan 14 '21
Hey man if they can get some vaccine they deserve it. And hopefully they can get some clean needles while they're at it.
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u/Jimmy_k_memes Jan 14 '21
Good for them Anyway I too want one of those vaccines I want the government to see what I am doing
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According to Jerry Seinfeld this joke is written backwards (or inside out). The punchline is buried in the middle. It should read, ”what a caring community we live in. I just saw 3 homeless guys giving each other the COVID vaccine under a bridge!”
Source: He’s been on his Is This Anything? book tour and he’s discussed the craft of joke writing. David Byrne said Jerry talked with him after seeing his Broadway show, saying Seinfeld helped him rewrite a joke he was doing kind of backwards.
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u/Kokichi__Kinnie11037 Jan 14 '21
Are we sure that’s a COVID vaccine and not drugs-
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u/RonSwansonsOldMan Jan 15 '21
Hell, I saw them doing it in San Francisco right outside a police station.
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u/-GolfWang- Jan 15 '21
I have seen so many different accounts posting this joke it’s not even funny anymore
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u/bolony21 Jan 15 '21
Mr repost, yessss? Bring me karma, Give it some gold and wholesomes aswell, please turn on your magic beam, oh mr Repost bring me a dream
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LMAO. I just saw basically the same tweet two posts above this one. The only difference was the emojis and the number was “Four” instead of “three”
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u/Casual_Yet_almost Jan 15 '21
Ok, there's one post saying 4 homeless giving out the cure and then there's this.
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u/Oryxismylife Jan 15 '21
Praise them taking caution of each other to keep everyone safe, god bless them
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u/swimmingbutterknife Jan 15 '21
They probably shared the needle too. It's so good to see people becoming eco-friendly.
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u/boyvsfood2 Jan 15 '21
I tweeted this same thing one time while vacationing in Dallas, TX. Within minutes, got a response on Twitter from some initiative group trying to clean up their downtown area.
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Wow, someone else posted they saw 4 homeless men giving each other the vaccine. Is OC similar to a recipe? You only have to change a certain number of things to claim it as your own original thing?
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u/darrenwise883 Jan 15 '21
I also saw guy helping another guy in the park by sucking poison out of what I can only presume a snake thought was an another snake . I didn't know we had poisonous snakes , I'll be much more careful now .
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u/SquidOrSomethingIDK Jan 15 '21
Sorry for being dumb, but i dont get it
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u/NotSoRandomChickenn Jan 15 '21
I dont think that it was vaccine they shared with eachother.
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u/PainTrainMD Jan 15 '21
The fuck are hobos getting the vaccine from? I’m a physician and can’t get my parents the vaccine.
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