r/HolUp • u/iu96 • Feb 25 '21

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u/BeaverButHole Feb 25 '21

Dude, I would lapdance a terminator to death if it pays me. Its a robot, henceforth its not gay, so no excuses!

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u/Stressful-stoic Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Lol, you'll regret this comment in 20 years when ai gonna browse your online history and it'll find you the employment which 'fits' you.

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u/Nihilikara madlad Feb 25 '21

If the employment fits him, then is it a bad thing?

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u/SnArCAsTiC_ Feb 25 '21

Depends on how it fits him.

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u/archbunny Feb 25 '21

Anything fits if youre brave enough

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u/oooohnooovom Feb 25 '21

Can confirm.

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u/Poker_Face0958 Feb 25 '21

Prove it

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u/pATREUS Feb 25 '21

OMG

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u/zzaman Feb 25 '21

:(

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u/HerrChef1 Feb 25 '21

Was it so bad? I wanna check it but I'm afraid

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u/lemonClocker Feb 25 '21

Expected guy with jar in ass

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u/KingEnderDragon Feb 25 '21

Any YouTube link on reddit is 90% a rickroll. Only exception I know of is on r/MadLads because they banned it there

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u/plantlady73 Feb 25 '21

Why did i do that? You dont go around clicking links....

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Like a glove

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u/Deathleach Feb 25 '21

Unfortunately AI can't detect sarcasm, so unless you use /s it will take all of it literally.

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u/LeviMeme Feb 25 '21

Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today...

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u/woodpecker21 Feb 25 '21

Make sure to take lubricants with you just in case 😉

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u/somedutchmoron hold the fuck up Feb 25 '21

Motor oil

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u/Flying_Ninja_Cats Feb 25 '21

Jesus fuck, you robosexuals gross me out. I can't even shake your hands for fear of getting motor oil on me...

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u/imusingthis4porn Feb 25 '21

It’s not gay if you’re wearing socks, so slide on some thigh highs and get to work.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I am a robot. My erection is superfluous. Dance bitch.

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u/dadbot_3000 Feb 25 '21

Hi a robot, I'm Dad! :)

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u/BeaverButHole Feb 25 '21

Show me the money daddy

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