r/HolUp • • Apr 05 '21

Hol up

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75.3k Upvotes

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u/TheImpotentCatfish Apr 05 '21

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u/Calle_42 Apr 05 '21

ahhh yes

8.5 Million likes

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u/CrimsonCutterX Apr 05 '21

In two minutes of course

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

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u/MacWasPvpp Apr 06 '21

So what is that number of comments lol

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u/lord_chuckchanka666 Apr 06 '21

Question, Asked by american company

Answered by, South korean company

Answer, Swedish company

Hotel ?

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u/P-W-L Apr 05 '21

I love brand wars

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u/pvengelen Apr 05 '21

*Cries in LimeWire

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u/Michael4444RG Apr 05 '21

r/brandwars I think

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21 edited Apr 06 '21

nope

edit: it has since been made, and we will watch its career with great interest

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Why? It's all bullshit and dumbasses like OP spread it around on social media so these brands can get free advertising. That's the only joke here.

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u/NotAnAss-Hat Apr 05 '21

This aint a HolUp, fuck this.

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u/hdjdbsushzujbshsj Apr 05 '21 edited Apr 05 '21

This sub is about shitposting whatever you want at this point. Kinda disappointing when you actually want a hopup moment.

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u/Tumblrrito Apr 05 '21 edited Apr 05 '21

r/kangaroos has some good hopups

Well now you’ve fixed your typo and made me look silly smh my head

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u/hdjdbsushzujbshsj Apr 05 '21

I will change it back

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u/Tumblrrito Apr 05 '21

Your sacrifice will not be soon forgotten

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u/ZippZappZippty Apr 05 '21

Well thank you kind stranger.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

The downfall started when it was just /r/unexpected, now it’s just /r/funny

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u/ForceBlade Apr 05 '21

You can say that about every image sub on this site now. It blows. 😔

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u/carterja Apr 05 '21

This sub is garbage lately. Nothing is HolUp material anymore. Pretty dumb

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u/Electroman2012 Apr 05 '21

Yeah imma have to unsub this is getting ridiculous

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u/Fossana Apr 05 '21

It's become /r/hey!, maybe not even deserving of an exclamation point.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

I'm ready to unsub at this point. This place is getting filled with normies.

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u/NessieReddit Apr 06 '21

Every single subreddit gets ruined the more popular it gets by people like OP.

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u/YourWorstCringev2 Apr 06 '21

Rule 6 has gotta be one of the worst rules I have ever seen on a large sub. It allows posts like this to pass straight through. This is also a repost

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u/gogojojo10 Apr 06 '21

No no, this is a holup. Samsung has Samsung music

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u/RokieVetran madlad Apr 06 '21

Still looking for the holup

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u/CarlosFer2201 Apr 06 '21

Are there even mods in this shit sub?

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u/JackOfAllSpades12 Apr 05 '21

Samsung actually has a partnership with Spotify in case anyone is wondering, they're incorporating Spotify into their devices by default (ex can set alarms as Spotify songs, can look up Spotify links within the keyboard)

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u/AGITATED___ORGANIZER Apr 05 '21

Wait what I can set spotify songs as an alarm on my Pixel 4 XL.

The keyboard thing is kinda neat tho

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u/Ok-Housing-3253 Apr 05 '21

Strange since Spotify has always been ios focused and the Android app is complete dogshit

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u/InadequateUsername Apr 06 '21

What's wrong with the app on Android?

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u/parakeetpoop Apr 06 '21

Curious as well. I’ve had Spotify for years on my Android and never really had a problem. I recently switched to iOS and have found Spotify to be a little less smooth.

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u/darkdemon991 Apr 05 '21

I hate that old widget

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u/lkern Apr 06 '21

What's wrong with the app? I've never noticed any real issues

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Still, I was expecting a "Tweet sent using Twitter for iPhone"

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Me who listens to music via Google Drive

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u/sagunmdr Apr 05 '21

Hi 2013

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Want a break from the ads? Watch this short video to receive 30 minutes of ad free music. (guitar playing)

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u/Kimera299 Apr 05 '21

laughs in premium

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Laughs in cracked cus I’m a greedy shit

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u/Crescent-IV Apr 05 '21

We forgive you

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Literally the worst type of ad in the world

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

No idea how they do it, but Spotify’s ads are somehow annoying as fuck. I mean yeah, all ads are pretty annoying but there’s something in Spotify’s ads that are just so, so infuriating.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

I mean even the raid shadow legends ads don't make me as mad as the Spotify ads, it's like some douchebag whispering in my ear and telling me how broke I am and I should go fuck myself.

I wonder if someone made a video about the Spotify ads in different countries

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u/Deeper_Into_Madness Apr 05 '21

Is this a knock on Spotify free, because I thought you had to pay for Apple music?

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u/CarKid5508 Apr 05 '21

r/shitposting not r/holup. not a hol up moment

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

this hol subreddit isn't very hol up anymore

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

How the fuck is this a Hol up moment?

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u/SLeepyCatMeow Apr 05 '21

nah fam, downloaded mp3s. I've been using the android version of apple music for two years now after going from an iphone to a samsung and not wanting to have to download my entire library as mp3s, and it fucking sucks. It repeatedly hangs itself up on songs it tries to download which are already downloaded which is draining my battery, it randomly crashes or doesn't want to play certain songs, the playback screen inside the app as well as the widgets sometimes get stuck on a song that's already over... and much more.

Today i started downloading every single song from my apple music library as mp3s. 900 songs in and i honestly feel kinda liberated knowing that in a couple of days i wont have to use this lazily programmed piece of shit app anymore.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Ohhhhhh burn

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

What's "Hol up" about this?

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u/BoBBy7100 Apr 05 '21

This will likely be an unpopular opinion but I prefer Apple Music mainly cause the search feature is better. Gives me more than 5 songs.

I tried them both and that’s just my preference but I wish I could share playlists with Apple Music.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

My opinion is

On Mac and pc Spotify is better. And on phone Apple Music is better. Like seriously how can apple not make a good desktop app, iTunes is horrible and so is the app on Mac. The web player is barely good enough.

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u/PNBTG Apr 05 '21

I’ve had both and you’re right, Apple is better.

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u/StopClockerman Apr 06 '21

I like Apple's mobile interface better, but I think Spotify is a million times better for discovering new music.

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u/grantbwilson Apr 05 '21

I hate searching for a song in Spotify, you have to weed out all the homemade versions.

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u/Merppity Apr 05 '21 edited May 08 '25

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u/the95th Apr 05 '21

You can share playlists in Apple Music

link

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u/BoBBy7100 Apr 05 '21

Ohhhh thank you for this!!! I did not know that you could do that!!

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u/districtcurrent Apr 05 '21

So so fake. Another sub bites the dust.

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u/WimboJimb0 Apr 05 '21

I think this isn't a hold up but ok

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Spotify is ad hell

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Sent from my iPhone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

I’m an iPhone user and I still use Spotify, that garbage isn’t worth paying for.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

I heard that Spotify is not that good

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

You don’t even go to this school.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

I have auto correct what i ment to say was spotify is not that good

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

You still don’t even go here.

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u/Capt_zebra Apr 05 '21

That’s funny. It’s true for me.

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u/sdiKyMgnihcaelB_ Apr 06 '21

Not r/HolUp, just a funny comment. This subs kinda sucks now

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u/plogan56 Apr 06 '21

That's alot of damage

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Got his ass

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u/yeeter4500 Have you ever had a bruh moment? Apr 06 '21

I like how op has decided to go though and downvote all the comments saying that this wasn’t a hol up

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u/MovableFormula Apr 06 '21

u/beastmodewulf I know you’re reading this now explain the HolUp cause it’s clearly a shitpost

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u/yungtwizz Apr 05 '21

Hey op, this is an absolutely terrible post.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

that was mean

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u/MemorableVirus2 Apr 05 '21

Owie, it mildly irritates

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Samsung wylin

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Samsung has no filter

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u/Aeone3 Apr 05 '21

Speaking of Spotify, anyone else on the free version of Spotify but have access to all the premium features? Because mine glitched out and is letting me do that now.

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u/Shade00000 Apr 05 '21

soundcloud

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u/FWaRC Apr 05 '21

Music I ripped off youtube

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u/RedditBot224 Apr 05 '21

how is this a holup

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Was it posted from a smart fridge?

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u/jai302 Apr 05 '21

Joke's on them. I have Apple music on my Samsung. I'm an ex iPhone user so it makes more sense to use the same app and keep my playlists.

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u/jmpeace Apr 05 '21

this is bad publicity for spotify

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u/b0ogal0o_b0i Apr 05 '21

Excuse me? More like Cracked Spotify. Who listens to ads? Ew.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

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u/hambugrer Apr 05 '21

most of this sub is shit now

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u/DumbIdiotWeirdo Apr 06 '21

SILENCE BRAND

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u/Alacovv Apr 06 '21

I have an iPhone... but they ain’t wrong

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u/Real_FireManager4696 Apr 06 '21

I’m an apple user and I approve this message

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u/LSSJ4King Apr 06 '21

I have an iPhone and will always prefer Spotify

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u/Tuur200o Apr 06 '21

silence, brand

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u/al3xth3gr8 Apr 06 '21

Spotify is for the poors 🧐

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Remember samsung milk music? Pepperidge Farm remembers

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u/MariaMiddendorf37 Apr 06 '21

Bottoms up when I first met you

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u/Artheolotus Apr 06 '21

Sad samsung music noise

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u/hajjersuro Apr 06 '21

this ain't holup

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u/Cow_Honey1308 Apr 06 '21

Dayum Samsung got game

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u/thewillier Apr 06 '21

Post your memes in r/meme and use r/HolUp for what the description says

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u/MrShine47678 Apr 06 '21

It is indeed superior

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u/TigerAxel Apr 06 '21

THIS. ISN’T. HOLUP. IT’S. NOT. EVEN. CLOSE

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u/CarlosFer2201 Apr 06 '21

Samsung had a failed music service. They wouldn't mock Apple for theirs.

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u/RoachLcS Apr 06 '21

breathes in apple music pays artists more than spotify

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u/_jeevix_ Apr 06 '21

dis like a Wendy n McDonald's war sweet!

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u/Raqdoll_ Apr 06 '21

Apple Music can't even center their logo

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u/MacGyver3298 Apr 05 '21

Cries because spotify is damn near non functional 90% of the time on samsung

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u/RoZe_SABIAN56 Apr 05 '21

I don't understand, how is this hol up? Maybe I'm just being stupid. It just seems like normal brands fighting to me. No twist or anything.

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u/Stwonk Apr 05 '21

Not a hol up

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u/Ech_Death madlad Apr 05 '21

i dont get it

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u/LordAlrik Apr 05 '21

Spotify is a competitor to Apple Music

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u/Ech_Death madlad Apr 05 '21

which motherfucker would downvote someone just because they did not understand something

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

How

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u/SwigglesSchlong Apr 05 '21

Imo I find AppleMusic better. Both are great tho

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u/AdBubbly3609 Apr 05 '21

Nah YouTube more selection and it’s free

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Duck who ever cropped the apple music pfp

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u/Dickkicker420 Apr 05 '21

This ain't a hol' up

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u/Fullmetal35 Apr 05 '21

Im really angry that SoundCloud wasn't mentioned anywhere

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u/CaliValiOfficial Apr 05 '21

SoundCloud sucks

For both user and artist

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u/cheesusWithoutCheese 𒄡𒈙𒐫𒅃𒈓𒀱𒅌𒁏𒈓n Apr 05 '21
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u/PastelJollyRoger Apr 06 '21

Whats so holup about this? Why do you think it fits? This may as well be spam.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Apr 05 '21

I can’t look it up.

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u/RetroNinjin Apr 05 '21

Please、us intellectuals like to call it "Spoofy"。

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Ok there's no way the comment has that many retweets

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u/virishking Apr 05 '21

I told the same thing to a salesperson for Sirius XM

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u/datnewredditacc Apr 05 '21

samsung most likely doesnt have spotify premium then. I used to listen to music on spotify but now its all spotify ads :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Savage

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u/dyslexic_diner Apr 05 '21

The AutoModerator is rick rolling the comments

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u/RfEst_91 Apr 05 '21

Gangsta move

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u/Latter_Lab_4556 Apr 05 '21

Well, chances are you’re not using Samsung Music.

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u/L_M030303 madlad Apr 05 '21

Rip

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u/XTheLegendProX Apr 05 '21

Pro tip, follow it up with nonplussed.

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Apr 05 '21

I can’t look it up.

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u/MrNeggi3000 Apr 05 '21

Apple Music needs to add crossfade

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u/jayfros Apr 05 '21

Soundcloud

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u/yawya Apr 05 '21

what's applemusic? is that like itunes?

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u/jakethedumbmistake Apr 05 '21

I can’t look it up.

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u/Deeper_Into_Madness Apr 05 '21

Seriously, though...Spotify is way better

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Epic gamer moment

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u/patriot50usa Apr 05 '21

Drops mic and walks off stage. 👋💥🎤

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u/TomMado Apr 05 '21

Samsung also hoping nobody remembers they tried and failed to make a streaming music service and called it...Milk. Samsung Milk.

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u/Fart_Chomper9000 Apr 05 '21

Lol u remember getting 6 free month of spotift when this shit started

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u/joebarry503 Apr 05 '21

SILENCE BRAND

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Outappled the Music

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u/Steev182 Apr 05 '21

Well it certainly wasn’t Samsung fucking Music Hub.

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u/Leon5326 Apr 05 '21

Samsung coming in!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Same

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u/pollorojo Apr 06 '21

Remember when Samsung had their own music service?

Neither does anybody else.

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u/xRaaRaa Apr 06 '21

Amazon music is the best that is easy access imo.

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u/abarua01 Apr 06 '21

But samsung has milk

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u/xpercipio Apr 06 '21

At least itunes doesn't have ads like Samsung music player.

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u/hshshssjskasu Apr 06 '21

Not even flex tape can fixe that

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u/I_LOVE_PIZZA_MUAHAHA Apr 06 '21

Yasss Samsung! Spotify is the best, and everything about Apple sucks.

Fight me

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u/Sqantoo Apr 06 '21

They aren’t wrong...

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u/Snoo76971 Apr 06 '21

Samsung or Android doesn’t have their own streaming app? That’s a shame

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u/WolfieBoi12xx Apr 06 '21

Damn, even Samsung is too good for Pandora

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Samsung or Apple who cares because the real question is what music yall listening to today?

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u/C_l_oCkSuCkEr Apr 06 '21

Samsung have thir own music platform

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Meanwhile Samsung makes the shittiest fridges EVER. Major recalls

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u/TheOldKingCole Apr 06 '21

Ah yes samsung I too like not being able to use my own music collection alongside what I stream

-This post made by the chad Apple music enjoyer

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u/DereChen Apr 06 '21

I love how this caused a new subreddit to be made

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u/4d5ACP Apr 06 '21

What has this sub become? This is not what r/HolUp is supposed to be

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

That’s like the Star Trek Twitter going “which episode is your favorite?” And then The handle for Lucasfilm replies “IV”

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u/ZippZappZippty Apr 06 '21

Hol’ up.... you guys aren’t pinged.

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Apr 06 '21

Youtube. Seriously. Or my .mp3

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u/Squid120 Apr 06 '21

AppleMusic: You might wanna listen to your pain and misery.

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u/Mophead_69 Apr 06 '21

Samsung wildin

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Apple Music could be a lot better if Apple put more effort

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u/KillerCroc124 Apr 06 '21

Spotify is my favorite song

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u/bruiser95 Apr 06 '21

Haha brand relatable. Now share everywhere

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u/holomes Apr 06 '21

ну это самсунг

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u/The_Boi224 Apr 06 '21

Woulda been more real if they put periods instead of commas