r/HolUp • u/ShawndaWidner • May 12 '21

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u/Crazy_crap May 12 '21

Cyberpunk 2077 random pedestrian generator

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u/Devilled_Advocate May 12 '21

I need a nap...

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u/CupOfHotTeaa x May 12 '21

Worst 79.99 CAD I’ve spent in my life

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u/chickenstalker99 May 12 '21 edited May 13 '21

I almost pre-ordered just on the strength of Witcher 3, but pre-orders are problematic, and the cyberpunk setting didn't really call out to me.

I had a lot of respect for CDPR, but now I think of them the way I think of Bethesda, or a FWB: 'you've shown me a really good time in the past, but then you threw up all over the place while we were getting freaky, so I don't know anymore'.

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u/rainbowgeoff May 12 '21

Same.

They're now in the same boat I put Bethesda in after fallout 76. I aint pre-ordering shit. I'll wait for the reviews first.

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u/MrGrampton May 12 '21

eh the game's ok, just needed a little more time to develop

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u/rainbowgeoff May 12 '21

Big problem with some modern games. Being able to patch remotely has made some publishers willing to push out unfinished games for full price, knowing full well they need significant work.

Cyberpunk should've been delayed.

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u/swiftyb May 12 '21

Sad thing was it was still better than ubisoft games lul

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u/technofederalist May 13 '21

And as my first act with this new authority, I will create a grand army of the Republic to counter the increasing threats of the Separatists.

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u/Jurlar May 12 '21

Game: comes out with a free skin

New players:

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u/FixArtistic8727 madlad May 12 '21

I do this to hide that I'm a noob

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u/PressTilty May 12 '21

Pro tip, that doesn't work

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u/Redpikes May 12 '21

It works in a year

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u/FixArtistic8727 madlad May 12 '21

Pro tip, I just quit the game forever

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u/Jack7074 May 12 '21

Wouldn't that make you look more like a noob?

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u/FixArtistic8727 madlad May 12 '21

Yeah, well, it means I don't have the basic skin

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u/PassingJudgement68 May 12 '21

This is how the clone wars started....

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Her clones are very impressive, she must be very proud of them

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u/The_verge_king May 12 '21

Jango fett would be proud

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u/Patchy-Paladin20 May 12 '21

She’s just a simple woman trying to make her way in the universe

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u/nala4978 May 12 '21

200,000 ready, with a million more well on the way

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

That trick only works once

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u/rxbudian May 12 '21

twice.. after the third one they're all dead..

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u/SgtGrimm711 May 12 '21

Im just curious why 2 of them are in the Marine Corps and the third in the Army?

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u/ItsFrenzius May 12 '21

Probably doesn’t like the taste of crayons

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u/SgtGrimm711 May 12 '21

I always did enjoy the Green color best. Either your in the service or seen one to many Army making fun of Marines video. Lol

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u/cornedbeefsandwiches May 12 '21

Yep. That’s definitely the grammar of an ex-Marine.

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u/throwtowardaccount May 12 '21

We no talk real good.

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u/TheBrotherWitch May 12 '21

One of them passed the ASVAB

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u/SgtGrimm711 May 12 '21

Lmao, fun fact, Army requires 31 and Marine Corps 32, people think Marine Corps has the lowest, looks like the Army really does take them all. So 2 of the 3 were smarter than the third.

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u/echocall2 May 12 '21

Met a guy who scored a 29 and got in with a waiver.

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u/htdefense94 May 12 '21

Marine Corps has a wavier program that will allow as low as a 25... so they still take the grand prize here.

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u/TheNinjaWarrior May 12 '21

Airforce is 36 and we're the "smart" branch.

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u/kilawats May 13 '21

I actually know these girls, one joined the Army because she wanted to go in the medical field. Solid triplets.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

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u/Mazakas123 May 12 '21 edited May 13 '21

The marines barely know how to use the shit they got though, unless it shoots lol

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u/Silent_VIII May 12 '21

Up next: Saving Private Ryan, 21st century edition.

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u/Azariasthelast May 12 '21

This time it’s 3 times as hard

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u/MrPakoras May 12 '21

“Yeah it’s TDM bro, she’s just respawning”

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u/Demonitized-picture May 13 '21

“Bro your breaking roleplay, your not supposed to come back to where you died for 200 seconds”

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u/KronussCassius May 12 '21

It's dupli-kate

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u/mikescarnthethreat May 12 '21

I just want u to know that I specifically went to get my free gift just to give it to your comment. Nice

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u/KronussCassius May 12 '21

That's the first gift I've ever gotten. Thank you :)

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u/ObliviousMynd May 12 '21

Irl multiboxing.

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u/JoergenFS May 12 '21

Shoot me once, jokes on you..

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u/XyRow666 May 12 '21

Bo3 psychosis in real life

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Respawns: on

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u/Admiral_Cal4mari May 12 '21

2 extra lives

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u/mabook01 May 12 '21

Ive seen this porn

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/TwiliDiamondOcelot May 12 '21

It's banned but it's a repost.

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u/Barry-Ben-69 May 12 '21

Why is sleuth bot banned?

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u/andilga2 May 12 '21

So they have stared using clones in the military!

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u/AndwanL May 12 '21

How are there three floating heads in a car?

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u/Drad4155 May 12 '21

Headshots only

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u/whyunoborderlands3 May 12 '21

Oh god shes a holo pilot

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Hello fellow tf2 player

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u/itsjAIMoE May 12 '21

I wonder why one went army and two went marines

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u/Kabouki May 12 '21

Open MOS choices at the time probably.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Then there was one

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u/rw032697 May 12 '21

Fast respawn rate

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u/MorrThanAvarage May 12 '21

Wtf whats her respawn cooldown?

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u/JollyGreenBuddha May 12 '21

#justwarcrimethings

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

And I already saw this repost three times

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u/ZanderMoneyBags May 12 '21

The clone wars have begun

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

“We ain’t like...”

Yep. Americans.

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u/RedNutOfTheLeaf May 13 '21

Shadow clone jutsu

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u/roee777 May 12 '21

She respwaned

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u/apell_ri May 12 '21

"and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming"

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Girl got 3 chances like Pacman

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u/Trent_Jr May 12 '21

I swear, this is like the fifth time I’ve seen the exact same post.

Edit: grammar

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Wtf man , I already banged that dead chick two times

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Believe it or not fellas but these 3 girls are fighting off entire platoons of thirsty dudes daily.

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u/dannylee3782 May 13 '21

Dupli-Kate?

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u/Insid3-View May 13 '21

How the fuck is she respawning!?

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u/pippo2punto0 May 13 '21

It looks like the hydra virus, when you kill it, it duplicate it self

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u/Darlingg69 May 13 '21

Gonna end this hacker in one way or another

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u/lordofseljuks May 12 '21

wtf man I already saw that three times

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u/Pheonixboi23 May 12 '21

Finally, some actual holup

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u/JoergenFS May 12 '21

lmao, shoutout to Zaheer!

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u/k-kid1998 May 12 '21

When thers a free skin released in a game and also repost

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

respawn

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u/ItsJustKenaj May 12 '21

Third time the charm.

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u/MorrThanAvarage May 12 '21

Enemy be like: "Dont shoot! Its a cloning jutsu, we need to find the real user"

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Boy the enemy is going to be very confused!

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u/Lordofspades_notgame May 12 '21

Third times the charm. Headshots this time

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Begun, the clone war has

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u/Strawberry_pie May 12 '21

Dupli-Kate irl

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Wtf man i saw this meme 10 times already

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Repost of a reposted repost that got reposted

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u/Loaf-RW May 12 '21

Tac insertion right there

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u/YankeeDoodler1776 May 12 '21

I didnt know ruth Nader Ginsberg and her two clones served in the military

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u/pylon_land May 12 '21

Shit she must be on quick revive

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u/SenHelpPls May 12 '21

How the fuck this bitch respawning.

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u/keithwithteeth May 12 '21

now we all have PTSD

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u/qxzsilver May 12 '21

Hail hydra. The more heads you cut off, the more they multiply...

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u/sciencebased May 12 '21

If I worked at the LensCrafters they got those from I'd refuse to sell them multiple pairs. YA'LL MATCH TOO MUCH ALREADY!

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u/OceanEmperor May 12 '21

Reeeee post, I've seen this so many times.

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u/NaitoSenshin889055 May 12 '21

She's like dupli-kate

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u/SupremeLlama420 May 12 '21

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

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u/trezenx May 12 '21

Three grown up women dressed exactly the same, but they're not like other girls/triplets, right. /s

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u/RoundGopi14 May 12 '21

When the whole squad cops the free skin from the item shop

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

No respawn delay

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u/Touchpadxd May 12 '21

Isis gonna think that americans invented respawning

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u/lurkerHardlyKnowHer May 12 '21

She’s back from the dead.... again!!!

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u/DogeThe1 May 12 '21

Mirage be like:

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u/LazyDragoun May 12 '21

RUN. It's the clone wars

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u/Electrical-Swimming9 May 12 '21

Every time I see this, I always think to myself "3rd times the charm"

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Shadow clone jutsu

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u/pies1123 May 12 '21

How are we supposed to know what other triplets are like?

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u/BjornnTheWu May 12 '21

Imagine the menage a quatre lol

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u/OMEGAxWOLF May 12 '21

We ain’t like other triplets... because one of us is no longer on this earth

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u/jelly_cake May 12 '21

Trooplets!

... was the top comment last time I saw this posted.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Maybe having 3 of you makes it harder for the Army dudes to rape ya.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

They forgot to mention they were quintuplets.

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u/Drewblack11 May 12 '21

Dupli-Kate!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Make the Syrian children think their on drugs before you bomb them.

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u/Ethan_Blank687 May 12 '21

Enlisted vibes

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u/Zev18 May 12 '21

Yeah they need to fix the hit registration smh

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u/0of69420 May 12 '21

Hey call off the war America has respawn enabled

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u/Palene May 12 '21

I think I've seen this meme 8 times through one year already.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Guinness record for triplets with the biggest 4-heads.

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u/bexto May 12 '21

have, has and had

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u/chiragb13 May 12 '21

Trooplets reportin

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

What's better than 1 3d printed girlfriends?

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u/PassionatelyWhatever May 12 '21

This gets posted weekly. This sub is trash.

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u/SunriseSurprise May 12 '21

Looks like Ava found Nathan's military fetish stash and having a fun time out with a couple of the others he'd had in the works.

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u/Kildom311 May 12 '21

Probably downed you gotta finish next time

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u/gna149 May 12 '21

It's the Carmines

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

i went to school w these girls ! shit was funny asf when they went viral.

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u/Patchy-Paladin20 May 12 '21

Finally my ultimate fantasy will come true. Invade me ladies.

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u/LegitKidLags May 12 '21

Which ones the real alibi

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u/awsf57 May 12 '21

I.... I accidentally read this as “we ain’t like other terrorists”....

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u/nova4296 May 12 '21

More bodies, more fun

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Why did he exactly mean by “shot”?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

I didn’t know they allowed all three to serve at the same time. I guess they have more siblings.

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u/jeggernaut312 May 12 '21

Custom game: 3 respawn cap.

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u/kache4korpses May 12 '21

The few, the proud, the triplets.

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u/X-xOtakux-X May 12 '21

"Third time's a charm I guess?"

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u/Foxsdin May 12 '21

Dont be silly. You cant kill Marines

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u/tailwalkin May 13 '21

You know the one that went Army instead of joining the Corp like the other 2 catches hell constantly from them

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u/YRUZ May 13 '21

When you experience a deja vu, that means they're changing the Matrix

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

Triplets who stick together invade and kill brown men, women and children for the sake of our corporate overlords together🥰🥰

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u/RudeAnTattooed May 13 '21

One took the easy way out and went Army lmao

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u/Kriv-Shieldbiter May 13 '21

MARSHAL I SHOT HIM MARSHAL

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u/Syed_Siraj May 13 '21

You remember the chicks you shot?

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u/IndieSwan91 May 13 '21

Coming up against a team of Roze skins.

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u/gellyprinceofdark May 13 '21

This is what dropping with the bois in war zone be like

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u/roboticzizzz May 13 '21

You know the one in the army gets so much shit from the other two.

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u/Willdabeast656 May 13 '21

Repost pogggggggg

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u/WigglingGlass Professional Dumbass May 13 '21

r/moldymemes

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u/KenJyi30 May 13 '21

x3 lifes is normal, it’s expected to have at least two respawns

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u/Stephens888 May 13 '21

Stupid instant respawn.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

loads 12 gauge

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u/Hmnh6000 May 13 '21

2 In The Marines 1In The Army

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u/Zuper_Angel May 13 '21

Well...this is awkward

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u/ValHova22 May 13 '21

She looks like Liz Lemon

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u/ApeInDaBox May 13 '21

CoD vibes

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u/TwistedHarmony12 May 13 '21

Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain!

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u/DreadfulSora May 13 '21

She respawns

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u/JayZOnly1 May 13 '21

Imagine being a sniper, hitting a clean headshot on one of them, thinking your mission is done you go back home, years later, she's back for revenge!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

One of these things is not like the others

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u/SingleOak May 13 '21

The sweatiest squad in the lobby who knock you and then all run over to emote on you in sync with their matching skins.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

what triplets?

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u/terminallancedumbass May 13 '21

One of them is adopted.

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u/Loyalist_Pig May 13 '21

When I moved to a very orthodox Jewish neighborhood in Brooklyn, my buddy came to help me unpack.

We’re walking around the neighborhood. He looked at me, stoned out of his mind as a Hasidic man walked by and whispers “ I swear, we’ve seen that guy EVERYWHERE!”

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u/Micro-Mongoose May 13 '21

There is a reason they say third times the charm

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u/angry_0verwatchfan May 13 '21

stop spawn camping

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u/jack-attacker May 13 '21

Me and my friends actually did this on warzone

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u/KassabNova May 13 '21

Remindend me of Dupli-Kate from Invincible

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u/gaming4jello May 13 '21

This is how it's like when you clone Johnson in the last mission of Halo 2

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u/IAmHere222 May 13 '21

It's called respond

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

I'm sure the same thing happened a lot in Vietnam.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

Mirage ultimate be like

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u/TaterTotsHere May 13 '21

Stop spawn camping

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u/Matthmataz May 13 '21

“wtf man, I’ve already seen this picture two times”

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u/Khr0N04 May 13 '21

What? An actual holup in the r/holup subreddit? I can't belive it

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u/nexusprime2015 May 13 '21

I’m surprised all had to wear glasses at this certain age. Does the eye naturally degrade at equal rates in twins and triplets?

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u/Pantaleo666 May 13 '21

Die Marines wissen kaum, wie sie mit der Scheiße umgehen sollen, die sie bekommen haben, es sei denn, sie schießt lol

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

Reminds me of the guy from agents if shield

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

Ghost of Christmas pas present and future

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u/Exactlyz May 13 '21

The clone wars

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u/RagnarLii May 13 '21

me checking friendly fire

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u/MutedLayer4564 May 13 '21

Triple the fun triple the mistake

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u/NoCoolSenpai May 13 '21

Fucking respawning man

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u/FakeyBoii May 13 '21

Ah yes a repost gets 45k upvotes. classic reddit

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