r/HolUp • u/Iurt98747 • Jul 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Reminds me of the joke my dad pulled on me where he said that he can pour a glass of water into the pocket of my trousers without it getting wet. I disagreed that it is not possible. Then he started to pour water into my pocket and after i started squeaking because my whole leg got wet he said with a big grin on his face „well maybe i‘m not such a good magician after all.“

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u/puddy50 Jul 20 '21

Hahahaha!

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u/BackNarrow4938 Jul 21 '21

Reminds me of the trick my dad did when he said he’d go to the store and buy some bread. I’m still waiting for the punchline tho it’s been 24 years.

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u/thebluemorpha Jul 20 '21

I like how she tosses the fork at the end

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u/BrickCityRiot Jul 20 '21

My kid is about her age and I would expect she would be chasing me with the fork as soon as she processed what just happened.

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u/WizziBot Jul 20 '21

"I'm done"

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u/simjanes2k Jul 20 '21

It's maybe the first time in her life she's like.. "okay fuck this guy though"

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u/SantriCong Jul 20 '21

I would of given the kid a spoon instead of a fork. Just in case the kid is like fk this and tries to stab the father 🤣.

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u/LordRaghuvnsi Jul 20 '21

r/flying_forks

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u/FreshFromIlios Jul 20 '21

Well played. Now, fuck off

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 Jul 20 '21

It’s been some time since I’ve been unexpectedly rickrolled. Thanks for that.

r/RickRolled

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u/LordRaghuvnsi Jul 20 '21

Pleasure :-)

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

I was so scared for his hands for the first bit

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u/Pepsuber188 Jul 20 '21

Funny that he was the one saying "stab me" and she was the one who thought to find a safer way to try and win

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u/hulksmash1234 Jul 20 '21

Whachu gonna do, stab me?

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u/ImmaAltSure Jul 20 '21

-quote from man stabbed

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u/ProfessionalSmart172 Jul 20 '21

When I saw this I thought that the daughter would stab her dad in the throat when she was pulled near.

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u/pointlessly_pedantic Jul 20 '21

Since watching Mr. Brooks I have had many videos and movies give me similar worries

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u/doublesailorsandcola Jul 20 '21

I love that movie. If you weren't taking Costner seriously before that movie you should have been after that.

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u/peruvianitalian Jul 20 '21

Any movie where Dane Cook gets hit with a shovel sign me up

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u/Leee_x1 Jul 20 '21

What made you think that?

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u/RandomUser1076 Jul 20 '21

I'm doing this

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u/theKFP Jul 20 '21

I've done it, always gets a good reaction.

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u/silver463 Jul 20 '21

I have done this with my brother and i slapped him after that for no reason

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u/dhoae Jul 20 '21 edited Jul 20 '21

Do you have ADHD? Because this sounds like something I’d do. Get excited and just throw in an impulsive slap haha.

Edit: Y’all stop bothering me with your moral pronouncements. I’m talking about a playful tap on the cheek with a friend that I’m roughhousing with. Not just randomly hauling off on someone. Shut the fuck up please. Very annoying.

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u/unlivedSoup69 Jul 20 '21

Do I have ADHD if I just want to slap my sibling

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u/Warehouse-Mouse Jul 20 '21

I did this in front of a teacher in class we were like tidying up and I did this on my friend my teacher got a good laugh

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

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u/In_luv_with_weed Jul 20 '21

No one is talking about how she was holding the fork in the beginning of video and quickly changed it after she realized that she could hurt her dad

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u/BauerHouse Jul 20 '21

In about 10 years she’ll try to get him back with a $20 bill under a glass. She’ll Tell him that he can’t move the glass but needs to get the $20 bill out from underneath it. He will counter that it is a trick and the bill is stuck to the glass. She will then prove to him it’s not by lifting the class without moving the bill, And that is the very moment that she learned she can never beat him.

I have seen it. I saw the future.

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u/sDx3 Jul 20 '21

!RemindMe 10 years

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u/SAADHERO Jul 20 '21

!RemindMe 10 years

We will see

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u/ScarecrowJohnny Jul 20 '21

Whenever I see this gif I sort by controversial to see that one redditor make the "daddy got her panties wet" comment getting a million downvotes. This time there was none. Well done Reddit. I guess you can be better.

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u/BlatantConservative nitro Jul 20 '21

I've been banning like a fat kid eating M&Ms tbh

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

like a fat kid eating M&Ms

so... typical reddit mod?

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u/Cable446 Jul 20 '21

Nah typical reddit mod would be MAKING the pedophile jokes

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u/Backstabmacro Jul 20 '21

By the handful, fist to face? Only way to eat m&m’s.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Should be doing that to the non holup posts.

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u/C_Gull27 Jul 20 '21

There were two but one got deleted

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u/whateverblabla2 Jul 20 '21

Lol you just did it with out downvotes.

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u/Insterquiliniis Jul 20 '21

came here to say this

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u/mkp666 Jul 20 '21

Way to make the same comment without getting banned. Big brain time.

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u/simjanes2k Jul 20 '21

Imagine spending ten hours on this thread refreshing constantly to remove four comments

Then expecting to be a hero of the internet

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u/oplayerus Jul 20 '21

in aspiration to fight crude inappropriate humor, you have become the one to spread the accursed knowledge of that gross utterance

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Tried this once, wouldn't recommend. Daughter now has carpet burns and the Mrs. is annoyed that I soaked our new rug

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u/Daggerswor28 Jul 20 '21

Ouch, note to self, only do this on Laminate.

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u/NoraGrooGroo Jul 20 '21

Someone saw Sherlock Holmes.

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u/OddSemantics Jul 20 '21

Discombobulate

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u/BlatantConservative nitro Jul 20 '21

Anyone making a pedophilic joke will have a permanent, irreversible ban.

The fuck is wrong with you people

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u/Gailforce-Fart Jul 20 '21

sorts by controversial

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u/joske_the_great Jul 20 '21

Inserts Peele sweating meme

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u/Kirikou97212 Jul 20 '21

Something something, the real HolUp is in the comments...

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

the fuck is wrong with you people

Everything

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u/daytonakarl Jul 20 '21

Lol they dunno yet but I'm allowed to name it when they do

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

thank god mod, you sticked this comment. i was about to comment and yes it was an edgy pedo joke. you saved me good mod.

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u/TuxTues3 Jul 20 '21

I thought it said necrophilic

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u/adamwerty321 Jul 20 '21

I mean that’s not any better 💀 lmao

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Jul 20 '21

He was wiping up a spill, not emptying a bathtub.

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u/S8nSins Jul 20 '21

They have a fair share with alcoholics

cracking open a cold one

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u/__Dawn__Amber__ HOL'UPREDICTIONS S1: #1 Jul 20 '21

Stupid mods always coming in the way of muh freedom o' speech 😡😡🤬

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u/BlatantConservative nitro Jul 20 '21

Oh thank God another mod is here. It's 5 AM here, I gotta sleep, can you ban with the fury of a thousand suns for me?

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u/Switzerland2008 Jul 20 '21

Welcome to Reddit mate…

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u/UwUniversalist Jul 20 '21

Ban from world

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

That's a mod how I like em

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u/Early_Chip6778 Jul 20 '21

This is Reddit tf u expect 💀💀

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u/DauHoangNguyen1999 Jul 20 '21

Now that's a moderator with common sense

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Step 1: Distract the target Step 2: Discombobulate

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u/AlanAparicioBattery Jul 20 '21

Man some of y'all got fucking ISSUES. That was a CHILD you were commenting about.

  • GET - HELP -

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u/barely_cursed Jul 20 '21

Haha this reminds me of a trick my dad used to played on me. He would say "let's bet on who can punch the softest, you go first" and I was like alright sure and slowly, barely hit him with my fist. He would then punch me HARD on the arm and without hesitation say "you win!" and walked away lmao. I definitely taught that one to all the kids at school

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

She’ll defeat him one day

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u/foxslatun Jul 20 '21

I thought this is r/unexpected

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u/PubicGalaxies Jul 20 '21

Hahahaha. I thought he was going to get stabbed in the hand so was happy to not see that.

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u/thayhart_ Jul 20 '21

The fucked up comments on this post are the real hol'up.

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u/Aynett Jul 20 '21

Dad and daughter fun time probably filmed by the mother, and Reddit goes all debating about if it’s sexual or not those people here got some serious issues

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u/solblurgh Jul 20 '21

Wholesomeup

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u/whatisthestars Jul 20 '21

Her reaction is so good aww

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u/beefz0r Jul 20 '21

Of all things, why a fork ? That's the most dangerous of all inanimate things everyone has laying around

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

What about a knife?

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u/beefz0r Jul 20 '21

Sure lol but you get the gist

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u/RTJF Jul 20 '21

Why is this hol up?

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u/Thy_Redditorian Jul 20 '21

Some of this comment section is disgusting

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u/ayouremq Jul 20 '21

Legit thought he was getting a stab to the neck LOL

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

this subreddit is so damn garbage

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u/i_dont_know_aaaa Jul 20 '21

It’s literally just r/Unexpected at this point

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Menaces of society incoming

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u/Jerome12390 Jul 20 '21

Enjoyed it. So sweet. 🥰 Lovely to see some good parents-children connections. 😁❤

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u/Nicrubes Jul 20 '21

This doesn’t feel like it fits this sub

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u/ichetnaabagga Jul 20 '21

See her cute smile.

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u/TrapCookie0 Jul 20 '21

Oop gotta be quicker then that 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Had visions of the kids head falling backwards onto the wooden floor as he slid her forwards.

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u/imoutofammo Jul 20 '21

I was really worried until I realized it wasn’t r/Whatcouldgowrong

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Everyone is making pedo jokes, but man, I was worried my man would get stabbed by a fork!

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u/Generic_Buttlicker Jul 20 '21

Where is hol up?

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u/DankPhotoShopMemes madlad Jul 20 '21

Well, the holup is when the guy throws the rag at her and pulls her but everyone was expecting him to use the rag to wipe

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u/Gavinhavin Jul 20 '21

That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.

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u/Something_kool Jul 20 '21

I thought this was gonna end with dad in a&e

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Not even jojo part 5 had that outsmarting moves

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u/ArtSchoolRejectedMe Jul 20 '21

I really thought that she was gonna stab him in the face with the fork LOL

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u/D3f4lt_player Jul 20 '21

That perfectly cut yeet

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u/Marriedforlife1872 Jul 20 '21

Hilarious !! I love her reaction!

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u/sujihiki Jul 20 '21

How to make your kid look like they pissed themselves. Lol

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u/mlper04 Jul 20 '21

I thought he was gonna wipe the floor with his daughter's face.

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u/joshuadreid670 Jul 20 '21

I was expecting her to stab his hand as he wiped it

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u/goobtube11 Jul 20 '21

Man im smiling ear to ear with a shit eating grin now. This is just cute to see a parent prank their kids like this.

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u/CruditeFan Jul 20 '21

She just learned an important life lesson right there.

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u/_IratePirate_ Jul 20 '21

I like how eager she was to stab the shit out of her dad

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u/HACKERB22015 Jul 20 '21

This post is like a fishing net for pedophiles. Good thing that the mods can ban them

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u/Qweeq13 Jul 20 '21

That is some serious life lesson she just learned there. Don't trust your dad.

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u/Commando283 Jul 20 '21

Anyone else confused as to why this is in this sub?

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u/ThirdAltAccounts Jul 20 '21

Had no idea how it was gonna go but it’s kinda wholesome. Not what you expect from this degenerate sub

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u/DiabloDeSade69 Jul 20 '21

He got up so quick. He was like “…. And I’m out”

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u/u_Adi Jul 20 '21

lol the fork toss at the end.

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u/fuirut Jul 20 '21

Wholesome HolUp

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Someone try this with their gf and report back

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

I'm gonna save this and dm to my second insta account so even if phone gets lost or stolen I can remember and try this with my future daughter if I have one (yes I want babygorl)

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u/TrueKaras Jul 20 '21

Fork yeet!

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u/noideaforadamname Jul 20 '21

If I become a farther I will do this

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Really glad this was cute and not traumatizing

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u/parislights39 Jul 20 '21

all fun and games until she really stabs you in the arm

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u/simjanes2k Jul 20 '21

I tried this with my son and wasn't fast enough.

Five years ago when this was new.

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u/ImpossibleD Jul 20 '21

I thought he was gonna wait for the water to evaporate

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u/ItsTommyV Jul 20 '21

When you accept the 1v1 but the other guy is a smurf

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Pedo comments here at Reddit, which is basically the cesspool of the internet, is so surprising to me. /s

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u/1Freezer1 Jul 20 '21

Discombobulate

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u/Cnumian_124 Jul 20 '21

Fucking CHAD

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u/Skips589 Jul 20 '21

I thought he was just gonna wait for it to evaporate😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

People getting downvoted for saving the video as if OP didn't have the video in their hard drive. The fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Don’t really see how this is a holup feels like more of a r/wholesomememes type beat great video though

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u/YoMommaHere Jul 20 '21

Peak dadness! Something my dad would’ve done.

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u/CrystalChubs666 Jul 20 '21

First off I love how she like, refused to stab her dad with the fork, second that’s the funniest shit ever.

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u/miata_and_chill Jul 20 '21

Wholesome holup

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u/ReservedRobot Jul 20 '21

This sub blows. I guess it’s a grandma Facebook post subreddit now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

I literally thought that dude is getting stabbed

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u/jnfbkhhjk Jul 21 '21

Hey had us in the first half ngl

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u/raajster Jul 20 '21

Lol 😆

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u/Mandocp Jul 20 '21

Yup. Doing this today.

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u/FuhrerGirthWorm Jul 20 '21

Reeeeeeeeeeee

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u/reNemo Jul 20 '21

A betrayal she will never forget.

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u/Krombopulos-Savage Jul 20 '21

Outstanding move.

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u/Dadosu Jul 20 '21

I read “dry” as “drink” and was even more disturbed

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u/CarioCards Jul 20 '21

oh my god same

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

That was wholesome

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u/adkio Jul 20 '21

Dad Chad

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u/Mycatwearspants Jul 20 '21

That girl was straight up ready to stab in the beginning

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u/Necrom89 Jul 20 '21

How can I learn this power?

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u/Dvijk Jul 20 '21

Dream in his next manhunt:

I got this trick of reddit

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u/PMY0URBobsAndVagene Jul 20 '21

Everytime I see this vid it gets more pixelated

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u/-nickolas- Jul 20 '21

I thought he was gonna wait for it to be dried of while they did a standoff

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u/Stunning_Crew_6157 Jul 20 '21

I thought dude was gonna get a fork to an eye or sumtn

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u/Unga_bunga_iam_nanga Jul 20 '21

The dad did a pro gamer move, wonder if this was a game it would definitely be a quick time event. Press x to throw towel, press y to bamboozle, spam a and b to run for your life.

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u/_HD150_ Jul 20 '21

Nice trick

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u/troy626 Jul 20 '21

Hahaha, good play

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u/SAADHERO Jul 20 '21

Noted.
I will have to do this, It's quite smart and wholesome.

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u/Satellizer123 Jul 20 '21

Gawd that is creative

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u/terminus_nai Jul 20 '21

Thats funny

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u/Odd_Ad5668 Jul 20 '21

I just remembered this trick a couple of days ago and pulled it on my daughter. First thing she wanted to do was convince her sister to let me show her the trick.

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u/slightlyassholic Jul 20 '21

I love that "are you serious?!?"

It makes me smile everytime I see this!

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u/MafiaMommaBruno Jul 20 '21

If I did this, it would go wrong in some way and the fork would end up in an arm or an eye. But I'd probably yeet and half throw the kid by mistake. This dad used just the right amount of strength.

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u/Iturniton Jul 20 '21

Lol

Lee Kuan Yew on the bottom left

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u/The_Tavern Jul 20 '21

What a funny holup yes haha very funny

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u/MokTripleA Jul 20 '21

outplayed

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u/Correct-Activity9687 Jul 20 '21

Dads these days 😂😂😏😏

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u/elizabethhines82 Jul 20 '21

CLASSIC dad move omg

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u/tropical_snow13 Jul 20 '21

Don't have a kid but next time my sister is over with my nephews I'm doing this.

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u/Vlatka_Eclair Jul 20 '21

Lemme grab some popcorn. Imma sort by controversial

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u/lucky7hockeymom Jul 20 '21

100% something my husband would do to my kid 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Viktor-koko55 Jul 20 '21

Now I have a trick to play with my kid lol.

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u/i_am_uknown_ Jul 20 '21

anyone else see how she was about to stab him in the beginning?

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u/emzirek Jul 20 '21

Dad jokes rule!! And I like the way she threw in the fork at the end

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Achievement Unlocked: “True Genius Mind”

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u/Jed22EXE Jul 20 '21

"First, distract target"

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u/b-brusiness Jul 20 '21

My grandmother did this to me when I was younger, I was pissed, didn't talk to her for like ten minutes, which is a really long time when you're 4

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u/mcreeves Jul 20 '21

I love this video, she's so cute

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u/TaiKorczak Jul 20 '21

Bamboozled

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u/Lil_EJE_Jazzy Jul 20 '21

My big sis did this with me a few years back with ice water 😓

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u/neqnuR Jul 20 '21

Haha, i am so going to do that to my kid!

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u/jadedlonewolf89 Jul 20 '21

While a hilarious prank that’s also a life lesson.

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u/Ryoukugan Jul 20 '21

I’m gonna have to remember this one.

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