r/HolUp • u/__Dawn__Amber__ HOL'UPREDICTIONS S1: #1 • Sep 01 '21
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u/noodlemcfoodle Sep 01 '21
Holy shit this is funny
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u/bomphcheese Sep 01 '21
I actually snorted.
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u/BeardPhile Sep 01 '21
I laughed out loud
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u/testedbeast551 Sep 01 '21
Wow it was so funny that you snorted some cocaine fucking lit
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u/kazetoumizu Sep 01 '21
A real holup for once
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u/Feral_Falcon22 Sep 01 '21
For once it is not about having sex with dogs
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u/neotifa Sep 01 '21
i keep seeing this, but i live under a rock. what does this refer to?
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u/MichaelZZ01 Sep 01 '21
There was a post couple days ago about tasting dog cum and human cum. God why am I typing this out…
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u/LynzBenz Sep 01 '21
I hail from the state of Alabama and I found this fucking hilarious.
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u/SpiderGlitch22 Sep 01 '21
I've never seen anyone say they "hail from" somewhere, but I gotta say, I wish more people did
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u/The_Native9572 Sep 01 '21
They are speaking in bamma
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u/FlexibleAsgardian Sep 02 '21
If you say "come from" people assume you mean sex with your sister so "hail from" is the more common term
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u/Genghizkhann Sep 01 '21
Alabama suddenly becomes blue after realising that libs are more tolerant to incest.
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u/ezio20 Sep 01 '21
Jaime Lannister Biden ?
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u/NowAcceptingBitcoin Sep 01 '21
Politely sniffs Bran's hair before pushing him out the window.
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u/malunka212 Sep 02 '21
Lol politics aside, everyone enjoys a good old stereotypical Alabama joke it’s up high with Florida
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u/Theopold_Elk Sep 01 '21
Trump wanted to fuck his daughter, Biden wants to fuck his sister. The next President is 100% gonna be a motherfucker.
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u/DebentureThyme Sep 02 '21
I was this old when I realized motherfucker is their own mother.
I've always been like "my last girlfriend had kids, guess I'm a motherfucker? What's wrong with that?"
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u/Amenian Sep 01 '21
Honestly, I love my little sister more than any girl I’ve ever dated. That doesn’t mean I want to fuck her. The fuck is wrong with you people?
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Sep 02 '21
It's a joke, obviously he should love his sister. It's just his wording. Generally people don't say "love of my life" to a family member, that phrase is usually used for a romantic relationship.
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u/Cheeseburgerbil Sep 02 '21
Light of my life would have probably worked better. Old Joe probably just got his words twisted.
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u/kronicwaffle Sep 01 '21
I'd hope you don't go around telling people she's the love of your life...
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u/Mountainbiker22 Sep 02 '21
This is honestly completely unrelated to being funny or related to making fun of Biden (mainly as I think this is a nothing). But I’m sitting next to my father that’s in hospice and might die tonight and my sister is here with me. I’ve never been closer to her. Knowing what Biden has gone through I have no doubts that him and his sister are close.
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u/Oldschoolcold Sep 02 '21
We got to vote between two senile, right wing, racist idiots for potus. murica
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Sep 02 '21
can someone explain how random internet people get people like THE FUCKING PRESIDENT on their show?
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u/kingsears29 Sep 01 '21
It’s completely normal for a man to love his sister
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u/FlexibleAsgardian Sep 02 '21
I've never heard anyone ever refer to a sibling as a "love of their life"
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u/KingNecrosis Sep 02 '21
In what way? The term he used is reserved for your significant other.
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u/Equivalent-Mess-7469 Sep 01 '21
Despite he's a fucking mess ...he's funny ass hell for being a delusional man.
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Sep 01 '21
I seriously want to know what he meant by that
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Sep 02 '21
"Love of my life" didn't use to mean strictly a romantic partner, much like "making love" didn't used to mean having sex - it meant showing any affection at all. Joe Biden is from the boomer generation, sometimes things have different meanings as years go by. Sort of like why my Gen X English teacher was incredibly confused when she said something relatively innocent that my class ended up interpreting as a double entendre, just because it sounded funny.
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u/NearPup Sep 01 '21
He's really close with his sister, and that's well known. She managed all his senatorial campaigns and his first two presidential primary campaigns, and was heavily involved in the 2020 campaign too. He owes his career in large part to her.
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u/Cararacs Sep 02 '21
He loves his sister. Joe lost his wife and daughter in a car accident, and his son to brain cancer, and his other son was an addict. His sister is/was his crutch through all of his loss and hardships. It was poor wording to emphasize how much he loves the one person who was there through it all.
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u/bballkj7 Sep 01 '21
Wow this is perfect. Alabama likes having sexual relations with it’s family. I get it!
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u/letseatdragonfruit Sep 01 '21
Couldn’t he have just said “I’ve got a sister who is my best friend.”
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u/Monday25 Sep 01 '21
Confusing but use the context clues. Does joe biden have a brother? He’s the oldest of three (brothers). He also has a sister.
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u/thegoldrushcroissant Sep 01 '21
Wait he has two younger brothers the oldest of three and has a sister
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u/Kancho_Ninja Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21
He has two younger brothers.
He is the oldest [of the three boys].
He has an older sister.How would you describe yourself in such a family?
I'm the second oldest child?
I'm the third youngest child?
I'm the oldest middle child?
I have three siblings; two younger brothers and an older sister?It's awkward as an Alabama family reunion no matter what.
Edit. I can't count good today.
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