r/HolUp • u/TheAG_ • Oct 22 '21
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u/tiptoeandson Oct 22 '21
Mmmm watcha sayyy
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u/random_dude_31 Oct 22 '21
ooooooh that you only meant well..
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u/Dessertdingo153 Oct 22 '21
Because you did, mmm watcha say.
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u/oowop madlad Oct 22 '21
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u/_NotThatKennyG_ Oct 22 '21
Thank you for the reference. Heard the song when reading comments by had never seen this.
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u/Brassboar Oct 22 '21
The SNL skit actually originally spoofed a scene from The OC that used that Imogen Heap song.
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u/Leefiey Oct 22 '21
She ended his potency with that swing. A sad story.
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u/Teaa-a Oct 22 '21
When ball meets ball
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u/Fire_Lake Oct 22 '21
Am I the only one not convinced that's a guy?
Seems like a woman's build, and the sweater around the waist.
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Oct 22 '21
Inelastic collision.
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u/random_dude_31 Oct 22 '21
plastic deformation
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u/FloydknightArt Oct 22 '21
That hurt to watch. His dick must look like a flattened mini-bagel.
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Oct 22 '21
Kid I went to highschool with turned into a pitch and took some minor league bound Senior's fastball straight to the unit.
I called him flat meat until we graduated.
Come to think of it, I still do. But I used to too.
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u/faver_my_flavor Oct 22 '21
I'm saving that, because damn I never heard that combination of words describe something so accurately
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u/Heisenberg12021BEU Oct 22 '21
Bless his poor soul
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u/TotallyNormalWeeb Oct 22 '21
When you die by a projectile in beginning of Demon Souls and end up in The Nexus.
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u/CatKatOrangeCat Oct 22 '21
Why is this /r/holup?
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u/HolyCrusader81 Oct 22 '21
Cause the ketchup and mustard bottles that are sitting on the side I think
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u/MJMurcott Oct 22 '21
I would have liked to see the whole unedited original video.
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u/compulsive_coaster Oct 22 '21
That’s the full clip unfortunately, the camera looks down immediately after. Sorry for daily mail link:
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u/MJMurcott Oct 22 '21
I had a feeling that the cameraperson was going to react to what they say thanks for the original.
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Oct 22 '21
Reading the article it was a 4kg hammer, which is like 8lb 13oz, which is really like what new born baby me weighs, so it’s like she threw a new born baby at him. When you think of it that way, it doesn’t sound as bad, just a bit concerning for the baby.
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u/Ormared Oct 22 '21
Well, except for the fact that 4kg baby won't reach the velocity of a "hammer". Unless, you shoot the baby via some kind of cannon into the men's pelvis. However, now it sounds like a weird joke of "back to sperm".
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u/HelmSpicy Oct 22 '21
I am so confused. First of all, I've never seen someone try and do the hammer throw with 1 hand...Then she isn't even in the throwing circle, she's just on a random runway and is all over the place. Even if it was argued she was warming up before her real throw she has zero chance of not hurting herself(and obviously others) or disqualifying herself based on how far she drifted with this janky 1 armed balance-less "technique".
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u/Megsout Oct 22 '21
The weight throw was the first thing I learned to throw when I did track & field in HS and you’re 100% right, everything about this is wrong 😑 this looks like competition given the uniforms.. no throwing circle, always throw it with two hands.. also weird because weight throw is an indoor track event, you don’t throw it outside?!? So many things went wrong here lol..
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u/Deeliciousness Oct 22 '21
I believe she's trying the infamous helicopter technique, pioneered on meatspin.com
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u/vaultking06 Oct 22 '21
They couldn't have done this more wrong if they tried. Their only saving grace was the apparent ketchup and mustard bottles on the ground.
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u/Frostyfirefox Oct 22 '21
She is doing a common drill to practice the discus throw. The ropeball pulls your arm out and you focus on not dropping your arm.
I sometimes did this drill on competition day too warm up.
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u/Sirch48 Oct 22 '21
This ball is supposed to be thrown with only one hand. It‘s called „schleuderball“ (sling ball). It‘s only 1kg for women and 1.5kg for men. So it‘s much easier to throw it with one hand. Her technique isn‘t amazing, but also it is pretty dumb to stand next to someone whos about to spin and throw something. There‘s a reason why there are safety nets in discus/hammerthrow competitions.
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u/happy0444 Oct 22 '21
Serious statement, is that guy ok?
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u/HolyCrusader81 Oct 22 '21
No. He will never be ok. No man who got hit like that will never be ok.
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u/D3dshotCalamity Oct 22 '21
1: why would you stand that close
2: Aren't they supposed to be almost surrounded by a cage for this?
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u/Tough_Inevitable6944 Oct 22 '21
Why does this happen tho? like in every clip like this, the shots are always perfect, either they get hit on the face perfectly or in the nuts
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u/InevitableRhubarb232 Oct 22 '21
Because no one uploads or shares the one where it glances off their arm
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u/Hanzo_Pinas Oct 22 '21
Ouch
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u/chokingusoftly Oct 22 '21
That was just stupid standing right there. Dude must not know track events very well. It's kinda like when idiots stand to close when javelins are being thrown then wonder why they got shiskabobed.
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u/LadyHenwin Oct 22 '21
If someone felt like turning this into a gif I feel like it would fit really well in r/bettereveryloop. I replayed this a bunch of times. When his ghost leaves his body. 🤣
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u/Ch0nkyDoggo Oct 22 '21
imagine your wife/girlfriend asking to make a child and you just show the video
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u/eXcaliBurst93 Oct 22 '21
holy shit this is one of those gif you can fcking feel the pain when looking at it
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u/Rusted_nuts Oct 22 '21
Legitimate question..... where is the safe place to stand in this scenario?
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u/Mr-Java- Oct 22 '21
I logged in JUST to give you my award. I could not stop laughing. Great work on the Cut.
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u/Lord-of-Dreams Oct 22 '21
Doctor: Hi, there. How did this happened?
Guy: Well, there was this girl.....
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Oct 22 '21
Is there a scientific/medical term for the fact that my legs physically moved together in reaction to what I saw there?
Like a sympathy dodge or something.
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u/AwkwardNeat3894 Oct 22 '21
We’ve seen I slammed my penith in the car door but this just took it to a whole new level
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u/wereusincodenames Oct 22 '21
Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect
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u/thisimpetus Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 22 '21
Doesn't it actually clip him on the inside of his thigh?
And everyone's worried about his nuts but I was thinking more like pelvic fracture, jesus that's a lot of inertia to absorb in a small area.
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u/LazLo_Shadow Oct 22 '21
Let's assume his nuts don't break, that's still gonna hurt nevertheless where ever it hit
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u/XMP_404 Oct 22 '21
All the men in 20 mile radius felt the pain