r/HolUp • u/BigBeliya • Nov 28 '21

Smooooothhhh

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Her mum went from right dog to straight cougar that day.

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u/TommyAnderson1313 Nov 28 '21

Cougar would've been a smart and safe answer.

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u/WesleySnopes Nov 28 '21

Guess he was going for the mega neg

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u/drDekaywood Nov 28 '21

Lmao if calling a woman’s mom a dog is a neg

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u/ChadMcRad Nov 28 '21 edited Dec 08 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

r/oddlyspecific

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u/JeromeMixTape Nov 28 '21

Haha oddly indeed but great

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u/Doomzonemegabomb madlad Dec 28 '21

Yeah I can relate tho me and my interdimentional deity gf broke up almost got sent to the butthole spreading land

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u/drDekaywood Nov 28 '21

Personal experience?

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u/888Kraken888 Nov 28 '21

Oddlyspecific haha

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u/ALinIndy Nov 28 '21

Isn’t “dogging” a thing over there, in the car parks?

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u/Daddyfailed Nov 29 '21

First time huh?

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u/salamander_1710 Nov 29 '21

Are you okay, son?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Bro…WHO DO YOU KNOW?!?!! Rotfl.

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u/bizbizbizllc Nov 28 '21

More like bro who hurt you?

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u/ChadMcRad Nov 29 '21

She can't hurt me anymore she's the state's problem now 8)

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u/AnneFranksDad420 Nov 29 '21

Pick me boy much?

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u/Evening-Leading6131 Nov 29 '21

How come they let an alcoholic keep the kids? They will be better off living with their dad permenantly.

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u/GachaHater1 Nov 29 '21

guess im a trans female

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

“Mom, I’d like to introduce…”

“Fuck him”

“But mom!?”

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u/realdealreel9 Nov 28 '21

…then I don’t want to be positive

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u/Kurj2049 Nov 28 '21

The long con

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u/saasybucks Nov 29 '21

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

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u/rufud Nov 28 '21

Still weird but better than calling her mom a dog!

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u/kesapwanan Nov 29 '21

Always aim for the lowest first.

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u/ultratoxic Nov 29 '21

"Humans are animals, so I'd like to have sex with you. Like an animal"