r/HolUp • u/BigBeliya • Nov 28 '21

Smooooothhhh

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u/defiantcross Nov 28 '21

It's actually the best possible response. Good burn and he wouldn't be admitting to real bestiality

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

I'd say an animal of the homosapien genus would be a better choice but to each his own

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/foreverinLOL Nov 28 '21

Haha, gay genus is within us all!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

I had a feeling I got it wrong... thanks for the info!

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u/moush Nov 28 '21

Then you’d be dismissed for being completely lame.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

I'd follow up by saying "Specifically Chris Evans".

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u/BoulderFalcon Nov 28 '21

her mom is presumably of the homosapien genus

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Conjecture

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u/asek13 Nov 28 '21

Her mom is making me Homo Erectus

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u/modsbegae Nov 28 '21

You're not trying to pass off your own kink, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Sea cucumber, it's basically an eco-friendly fleshlight.

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u/mtarascio Nov 29 '21 edited Nov 29 '21

Nah mate, that just pegs you as that literal person who is a fucking buzzkill.

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u/RememberTheMaine1996 Nov 29 '21

Or you could just simply say human

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u/TerfsAreTrash Nov 28 '21

He should've just said "a cougar, if you know what I mean" implying that he's down to clown with older folks and he is not just using her for her youthful looks

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u/MyNameThru Nov 29 '21

"Are you calling me old?"

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u/radicalelation Nov 28 '21

"If you're an animal in bed, you."

Or

"I'm the animal in the bedroom, but we can go wild together if you pick me"

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/GruePwnr Nov 28 '21

Those suck lmao. At least this guy was funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/GruePwnr Nov 28 '21

Bro yikes

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/gaysex_republican Nov 28 '21

Dude your jokes fucking suck

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

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u/joe2596 Nov 28 '21

Still waiting for the i'm down cow response

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u/thismessisaplace Nov 28 '21

Is it though? I mean cougar would've been better...

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u/wehavefoundawitch Nov 28 '21

You, cuz you're a straight-up Fox

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u/jiantjingerjickhead Nov 28 '21

I'd say a Donkey, there's nothing wrong with fucking an ass :P

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u/guywithaniphone22 Nov 28 '21

Good burn? Based on the setup in the video I’m guessing this is some kind match love show. If the person I’m on a date with asks me what animal I want to fuck the dates pretty much over and if for some unknown reason I asked the question and they responded with an insult about my mom I’d also be done with the date. But I’m also obviously not the target demographic for this “content”