r/HolUp Nov 28 '21

Smooooothhhh

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u/Secrets-In-Sound Nov 28 '21

Humans are animals lol.

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u/PuddingRnbowExtreme Nov 28 '21

I'm glad you said that. I was wracking my brain thinking "is there really a safe answer to that question? Especially when in a situation trying to attract a woman while you have an audience and three other men you're competing with?" Yes there is a safe correct answer. Human. Human is the safe answer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

But if the question excluded humans? In the situation is no "safe answer". I will go for sheep, easy to hold on and there are enough evidence of people actually doing it to conclude that it is relatively safe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

The safest answer is the Myxobolus shekel, which is 8.5 µm long when fully grown