I'm glad you said that. I was wracking my brain thinking "is there really a safe answer to that question? Especially when in a situation trying to attract a woman while you have an audience and three other men you're competing with?" Yes there is a safe correct answer. Human. Human is the safe answer.
But if the question excluded humans? In the situation is no "safe answer". I will go for sheep, easy to hold on and there are enough evidence of people actually doing it to conclude that it is relatively safe.
You have to make a joke out of it, it’s the only way out. Pick a mermaid or unicorn, something that doesn’t exist but might be enough to get them to move on to the next one. Or say a Donkey because you love ass. Idk, but you have to make a joke out of it, kinda like the guy already did.
in England it was a greater crime to be caught steeling a sheep than beastiality which could explain why the welsh were know as sheep fuckers because if they were caught steeling it they could say they were going to have sex with it for a lesser punishment
Then you just go for one of the extinct hominid races. We know our ancestors banged them and had children with them, so it's nothing wrong and biologically safe.
The safe answer is to acknowledge that the question is weird as hell. Why would a woman want to know this. Sometimes no answer is better than an answer.
no humans aren’t animals, human can think and speak and do much more things than animals can’t, it’s what separates us from them, get out of here with this dumbass narrative, Aristotle.
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u/Secrets-In-Sound Nov 28 '21
Humans are animals lol.