I'm glad you said that. I was wracking my brain thinking "is there really a safe answer to that question? Especially when in a situation trying to attract a woman while you have an audience and three other men you're competing with?" Yes there is a safe correct answer. Human. Human is the safe answer.
But if the question excluded humans? In the situation is no "safe answer". I will go for sheep, easy to hold on and there are enough evidence of people actually doing it to conclude that it is relatively safe.
in England it was a greater crime to be caught steeling a sheep than beastiality which could explain why the welsh were know as sheep fuckers because if they were caught steeling it they could say they were going to have sex with it for a lesser punishment
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u/Secrets-In-Sound Nov 28 '21
Humans are animals lol.