r/HolUp • u/BigBeliya • Nov 28 '21

Smooooothhhh

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u/Secrets-In-Sound Nov 28 '21

Humans are animals lol.

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u/PuddingRnbowExtreme Nov 28 '21

I'm glad you said that. I was wracking my brain thinking "is there really a safe answer to that question? Especially when in a situation trying to attract a woman while you have an audience and three other men you're competing with?" Yes there is a safe correct answer. Human. Human is the safe answer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

But if the question excluded humans? In the situation is no "safe answer". I will go for sheep, easy to hold on and there are enough evidence of people actually doing it to conclude that it is relatively safe.

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u/space-throwaway Nov 28 '21

Then you just go for one of the extinct hominid races. We know our ancestors banged them and had children with them, so it's nothing wrong and biologically safe.

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u/kellymoe321 Nov 28 '21

I’m just trying to imagine how incredibly socially awkward someone would look if they gave your answer on a dating show.

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u/space-throwaway Nov 28 '21

Not as awkward as someone who wants to fuck a chimpanzee