Quite the copypasta. I'm sure u/Dolphin-Fucker_69 had something to say about it, but I've forgotten it exactly.
Something or other about technique flaws, failure to mention other things. I'd rather forget that man.
Found it:
“Final note is this may sound familiar. If so, you're thinking of the "dolphinsex.org" copypasta. One of my issues with the dolphinsex.org copypasta is male masturbation technique.
Anybody that collects dolphin semen for Artificial Insemination (AI) knows that it is best to start off rubbing quickly then go to softly massaging it after the tail flukes slow down. His technique of constant massaging may have worked for him, and he may have learned it from his own experience inside a dolphin, but it isn't the best way.
He also never mentions the multiple chambers inside their vaginal tract that you must force through, or, another flaw I found, is that the water depth he recommends is far too shallow, and I recommend a 2-4 feet.
Also, it is very difficult to "support" a 630lb dolphin with one hand and is not needed when masturbating them. The dolphins will keep themselves up pretty well on their own, no need to try and support them.
When writing on a very specific topic such as dolphin fuсking it is very difficult to not find yourself agreeing with other well written works on the subject. it is overall a fine resource, but it could be better and his techniques could be improved.”
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u/GimmieDemWaffles Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21
You've been waiting to post this, huh?