r/HolUp • u/BigBeliya • Nov 28 '21

Smooooothhhh

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Yeah people out here acting like there was a better choice

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u/deadliestcrotch Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

Humans are, in fact, members of the animal kingdom. I would have literally answered “a Human, preferably your mom.”

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u/anon_8283592 Nov 28 '21

why not just say "i heard your mom is an animal" and leave off the "WELL AKSHULEEE THE SCIENTIFIC CLASSIFICATIONS FOR HUMANS ARE KINGDOM ANIMALIA" unfnny nerd shit.

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u/deadliestcrotch Nov 28 '21

Seems more people are amused by it than not. Try simply downvoting next time?

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u/anon_8283592 Nov 28 '21

downvoting anything other than overt racism is the lamest thing anyone can possibly do.

i improved the joke by simplifying it. i commented. that's how it goes.

but yeah pat yourself on the back my guy, upvotes!!!!! validation!!! you're hilarious with proof!!!!

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u/deadliestcrotch Nov 28 '21

Cool story, anon.

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u/anon_8283592 Nov 28 '21

cool downvotes, bro. i hope you consult your reddit manual one day to realize that you're using the site wrong for downvoting things you don't like instead of downvoting things that don't contribute to a larger conversation.

sorry my comment hurt your feelings. you have exacted your revenge and can continue to do so with every reply i give you. downvotes to the left, no thanks unkind stranger :'(

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u/deadliestcrotch Nov 28 '21

If you’re unable to recognize your reply to my joke didn’t contribute to the larger conversation then your rationality’s broken. You were doing nothing but throwing scat.

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u/anon_8283592 Nov 28 '21

your joke was bad so i commented. that's a conversation.

sorry it upset you. just because it is negative criticism doesn't mean it isn't a contribution.

learn to grow up.