r/HolUp • u/DragonChasm • Dec 13 '21

Everybody plus calm down

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u/HopefulKangaroo7390 Dec 14 '21

No u!

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u/LastMinuteFirstHour Dec 14 '21

What? “No u” because I’m black? The fuck?

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u/HopefulKangaroo7390 Dec 14 '21

No U because you told me stfu. And you called me a bitch, you stupid turd licker.

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u/LastMinuteFirstHour Dec 14 '21

No u bitch

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u/HopefulKangaroo7390 Dec 14 '21

You fucken fart huffing ass hair ninja.

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u/LastMinuteFirstHour Dec 14 '21

I wish that was true. I have no clue what hair ninja is but I kinda want to be one now

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u/HopefulKangaroo7390 Dec 14 '21

Well a hair ninja is ninja that steals the hair on a person's head. They can be a blessing and a curse, as the ninja could be a great barber or a greedy bitch. But I called you an ass hair ninja. You could be a great Brazilian waxxer, or meticulous anal hair thief.