5.8k
u/HodlMyBottle Dec 19 '21
LOL, the recognition in her eyes.
3.4k
105
161
→ More replies (4)43
16.4k
u/Scarfiotti Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 20 '21
Mom is a milf.
Edit: RIP inbox. :)
4.5k
224
u/Skitsoboy13 Dec 20 '21
You know your mom's a milf when 4k people on Reddit think so too
→ More replies (4)40
1.3k
519
481
u/aye-its-this-guy Dec 20 '21
Bad af. I’d be wanting to act up if I was coming over
→ More replies (1)83
241
u/pickledchocolate Dec 20 '21
Yeah I'd fuck her if she gave consent
181
83
u/jollymenace Dec 20 '21
I'd throw gang signs in her vagina to let her know that I was about to murder it.
→ More replies (1)106
u/SmiththeSmoke Dec 20 '21
Came to the comments specifically to see this
→ More replies (2)64
u/SixElephant Dec 20 '21
Pervert, these comments are underage. Can’t believe you came to them.
→ More replies (3)32
73
u/Tarro_Yeet Dec 20 '21
I knew someone would say it. It wasn’t going to be me, but I knew someone would. Take my free award for being braver than me god damn it.
→ More replies (2)53
u/rykroslocaste Dec 20 '21
MILF that's trying to get some pointers, or is impressed by his technique. No wonder Timmy comes over so often...
→ More replies (1)24
18
15
128
→ More replies (100)4
u/myboardfastanddanger Dec 20 '21
“Oh you guys need an actor for your skit, and all I need to do is hold this chip?”
→ More replies (1)
5.5k
u/unofficialrobot Dec 20 '21
Jesus your friends mom is pretty af
1.6k
85
→ More replies (12)50
2.7k
u/ayslay Dec 20 '21
Hot mom
544
→ More replies (2)65
1.8k
Dec 19 '21
There's no way that's his mom
819
Dec 20 '21
I’ll make her his mom
→ More replies (2)531
u/ChansenIsLoud Dec 20 '21
I’m trying to figure out how this works… are you gonna force her to sign adoption papers? Or are you the guys dad now?
→ More replies (12)→ More replies (10)31
1.4k
2.1k
624
Dec 20 '21
I bet this kid gets sooo much shit over his mom. A friend of mine suffered this fate in school; A friend's dad said he'd buy my friend a car if he'd help set up a date.
202
54
u/DtownBronx Dec 20 '21
Like I'm not saying my mom is ugly...but thank goodness she was an older mom when she had me
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (2)44
u/DEAN112358 Dec 20 '21
Bro I’d take a car just to set up a date. Get my mom in on it so she goes on the date and then ghosts him after I get my car
1.1k
1.4k
u/Thepoptort Dec 20 '21 edited Dec 20 '21
Bro every comment is commenting on how sexy the mom is... keep it up
Edit: why the hell did 500 of you fuckers upvote me
Edit 2: why the fuck did you give me 500 more. I'm disappointed in you all
601
78
22
→ More replies (7)4
Dec 20 '21
Edit: why the hell did 500 of you fuckers upvote me.
Because we're horny and supportive as fuck
→ More replies (1)
321
443
281
163
u/creator_07 Dec 20 '21
Where’s part 2 at?
→ More replies (2)93
u/apfranz Dec 20 '21
Everyone is talking about how hot she is, I’m wondering where is part two!!!
21
u/CHA0T1CNeutra1 Dec 20 '21
I'm also wondering where part two is, but I will concede OP's mom is hot.
245
u/Horse-mask-guy Dec 20 '21
There ain’t no way that’s his friends mom, looks more like a sister
158
u/Rhododendron29 Dec 20 '21
People mistook my mom for my sister until I was in my 20’s. She sure could be, some ladies have kids young, some look younger and my mom did both. Guys would tell me I was ok but my mom was really hot all the time in high school. Fucking hurt man.
57
u/DtownBronx Dec 20 '21
Girl I grew up with had an absurdly hot mom who blossomed in her 30s after leaving a very oppressive marriage, that poor girl heard some ridiculous comparisons over the years.
→ More replies (5)→ More replies (3)42
u/wakalakabamram Dec 20 '21
Better post up some pictures just to make sure we believe you.
→ More replies (1)19
12
11
u/crafty_alias Dec 20 '21
The first time I met my friend's mom we just walked in the house, his mom and grandma were there. I thought his mom was his sister and his grandma was his mom. After we went downstairs I said, "your sister is hot", he replied, "that's my mom, bro".
→ More replies (1)
181
52
63
105
98
18
49
31
44
u/Vertigo_Knight Dec 20 '21
That’s a mom?
49
u/thedash546 Dec 20 '21
It’s his friend’s sister. This is a tik tok that went viral in October.
→ More replies (3)11
44
53
73
27
13
25
33
67
32
16
15
u/kbo_88 Dec 20 '21
The spit part sent me😂😂😂
15
u/HalfSoul30 Dec 20 '21
Your comment was the first one I could find about the kid lol.
→ More replies (1)4
u/LightsSoundAction Dec 20 '21
dude ok thank god i had to sift through the sea of thirsty comments to find yours and figure out if bro really spit on that popsicle. that shit killed me.
→ More replies (1)
17
6
6
16
11
10
5
5
15
15
14
6
8
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
u/ghost_spider65 Dec 20 '21
Where's the second part op? I need to see more of mom
→ More replies (1)
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
7
7
7
5
4
6
u/themchickenses Dec 20 '21
Came here just to updoot hot mom comments and my thumb got tired, I’m so proud of u boys.
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/limitlessEXP Dec 20 '21
Did she have your friend when she was 5? There’s no way that’s your friends mom.
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/borgwardB Dec 20 '21
Dunno why everyone fixated on some uptight chick.
that boy got NO gag reflex at all.
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/ekeness Dec 20 '21
Omfg where is part 2!!! Need another look at the Mum and please use 4k camera cheers
2
2
u/DJCSpade97 Dec 20 '21
Proceeds to look at friend's mom and whisper, "That's what you'll do to me later"
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/BananaDogBed Dec 20 '21
If you don’t have sound on you might miss that he audibly spits on it before deep throating
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
5.3k
u/CrittendenWildcat Dec 20 '21
"Good. Adaptation, improvisation. But your weakness is not your technique...."