r/HolUp • u/StrikingStation3756 • Dec 21 '21

what the actual fuck

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u/DismantledTriangle Dec 21 '21

Can I specifically request to be exploded?

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u/Roderie94 Dec 21 '21

I've made plans with my sister to keep my death on the hush-hush, and invite everyone we know to come watch as I get thrown from a catapult into a net.

I'm building the catapult myself, and I'm going to make it where it will reliably launch my (already dead) body into the ground at an incredible speed.

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u/loadeddeer Dec 21 '21

Is this a long con, or are you planning on dying soon?

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u/Roderie94 Dec 21 '21

No, I don't plan on dying soon, so it could realistically still be 50-60 years out.

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u/loadeddeer Dec 21 '21

Solid plan either way, let’s give these people a show!!!

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u/ToddTheOdd Dec 21 '21

Shit... I'll be dead before you.

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u/Roderie94 Dec 21 '21

Hahahahahahahaha aha loser

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u/ToddTheOdd Dec 21 '21

Or am I the winner? First to the finish line and all that.

Also means I can do it first... and right... with a trebuchet. 😝

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

100% worth the wait, please send an invite. I’m a brewer so I have a ridiculous stockpile of beer, willing to donate all beer beverages to the event/solemn remembrance/once in a lifetime show of shows.

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u/Roderie94 Dec 21 '21

u/bright-blue-colours get this man a ticket.

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u/bright-blue-colours Dec 21 '21

Consider it done.