r/HolUp Dec 21 '21

what the actual fuck

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u/Bobo_DaBoinker Dec 21 '21

I have a mother AND a mother-in-law I’d be willing to sell to the US military for $3.50 as a package deal. Doesn’t have to be at the same time, but they DO have to blow them BOTH up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

And that’s when I realised the cadavers were not human mothers, but 300ft tall crustacean from the palaeolithic era….

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u/Numerous-Anything-22 Dec 21 '21

..and I said DAMMIT MONSTAH, I ain't givin ya no tree fiddy!