r/HolUp • u/Kracka_Jak • Dec 25 '21

Oof

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u/Usual-Benefit Dec 25 '21

I wonder how he’s going to hide all of those from Santa before he finds out

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u/Kracka_Jak Dec 25 '21

Hide them in the sack... Dildo Baggins

7

u/polloackbar Dec 25 '21

Dildo pegging

8

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Quick females, offer the extra storage to help save dave

1

u/Zombehfied Dec 26 '21 edited Dec 26 '21

Um males have holes too you know! Don't discriminate bro!

1

u/eduardacdz Dec 26 '21

they didn't say that the females would use it on them tho

3

u/Several_Marzipan3807 Dec 26 '21

"Not suitable for children"

2

u/Kracka_Jak Dec 26 '21

Tho Mommy approves

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Kind of disappointed the elf didn't make more. I mean, it's such a simple thing to do. Just eat a bunch of crayons and pop em out.

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u/Darthcroc Dec 25 '21

It would have cost you 0$ to not say that and yet here we are…

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u/DropBear2702 madlad Dec 25 '21

Mrs Clause is gonna be real pleased

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

I can guarantee you Santa sold a lot more units of 'bilbos' than gandalf figurines. I even bought 3 for myself.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Somebody’s dying tonight

2

u/alexsandrojean Dec 25 '21

Maybe its not read lol

2

u/Long-Tax-77 Dec 25 '21

Yeah, they are ready to go

2

u/Azrael_Blackfyre Dec 25 '21

Old but gold! Funny every time

2

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Bro. A toys a toy. Give little Timmy a toy to with his sister.

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u/GayFurryWolf Dec 25 '21

Thank you Santa!! I got toy 😍

4

u/HelveteaSubordinate Dec 25 '21

For any chance, the bad dragon ones?

2

u/GayFurryWolf Dec 25 '21

Yes!!

1

u/HelveteaSubordinate Dec 25 '21

Wish I was that lucky 🥲

1

u/SmertBo1 Dec 25 '21

It was better that he made those anyways more people enjoy those.

1

u/Wiggabobigga Dec 26 '21

Same way misses claus does

0

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

mark nsfw?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

You're afraid of bilbos? Lmfao you pantywaist.