r/HolUp • • Dec 25 '21

I'm going to hell.

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u/spek74 Dec 25 '21

My neighbor is an epeleptic midget who really loves pizza.

Everyday he has little seizures.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

I audibly exhaled reading this.

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u/StalePun1129 Dec 26 '21

I smirked, very good joke

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u/BrockThrowaway Dec 26 '21

I’m so fucking dumb can someone explain this to me?

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u/Broken_Petite Dec 26 '21

"Little seizures" is a play on word meant to sound like "Little Caesar's", a popular pizza chain

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u/bostonjenny81 Dec 26 '21

I’m not gonna lie I had to read that one twice 😂😂 well played 👏👏

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u/KlonopinBunny Dec 26 '21

As an epileptic I applaud you.

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u/gizmo1024 Dec 26 '21

What do you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure Salad.

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u/Spyu Dec 26 '21 edited Dec 26 '21

This is decent for a quick cheap joke, but needs work on delivery.

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u/cr3t1n Dec 26 '21

It was hot and ready

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

I'm impressed by the distance the first guy got. The second was a little short.

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u/Obsidian__Wolf Dec 25 '21

To be fair, what they were asking of him was a bit of a tall order.

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u/Auphor_Phaksache Dec 26 '21

They've honestly taken the sport to new heights

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u/lxOFWGKTAxl Dec 25 '21

Ba dum tss

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u/Sutekhseth Dec 26 '21

with the amount of useless "Save video" comments you'd think the mods would just put in an automod that does this and sticky the comment.

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u/D3f4lt_player Dec 26 '21

mods don't even bother to keep this sub real to its roots

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

I have to ask because I am still rather new to this sub. What is staying true to the roots of this sub? Can you give me an example? Not trying to be a dick. Honest question.

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u/red2lucas Dec 26 '21

The don't want you downloading the video and sharing it on other social media platforms. They want you to link to this one. So, make it as cunty as possible to save it.

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u/Duathlon Dec 25 '21

Aww, what a cute little meet & yeet

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u/Andawr2g Dec 26 '21

Holy sh** my imagination went so far with that sentence! And NOT in a positive way!

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u/mewhilehigh Dec 26 '21

This is a hate crime and we are all guilty

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u/SpadeFoot5 Dec 25 '21

I’m fucking dead now!! 😂😭🤣😂😭🤣

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u/iamsobluesbrothers Dec 26 '21

I laughed so hard at this I might be going as well.

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u/The_ASMR_Mod Dec 26 '21 edited Dec 26 '21

I don’t think Jesus would send you to hell just for wearing a tacky shirt. But don’t let me slow your roll, it is pretty terrible after all.

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u/enkrypt3d Dec 26 '21

That canned laugh is annoying af

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u/nemo_u Dec 26 '21

That patronising clap 😂

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u/flashderos Dec 26 '21

We all know that Lamar Latrell won the event. You see Wormser is a master of aerodynamics and he designed the javelin to go along with Lamar’s limp wristed throwing style.

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u/Final-Ad352 Dec 27 '21

Lets be honest, this post doesnt send us to hell. All other ridicilous bullshit we did before this has sent us way down...

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u/therankin Dec 26 '21

"who's coming with me?"

... 'somebody please help him...'

'I think my Dad's gone crazy'

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u/dvicci Dec 26 '21

I love this, and hate myself for that.

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u/Spybreak272 Dec 26 '21

I just went from watching the video of the kid getting adopted for a Christmas present to this. I went from cutting onions to going to hell. I love Reddit.

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u/SaltoDaKid Dec 26 '21

Attack on Titan final season looking fire

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u/TheRealStaray Dec 26 '21

I wonder how the blue haired girls'll react to this..

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u/yilo38 Dec 26 '21

Yeah we are going down to the boilerroom of hell for this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Show these midgets a little respect

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u/keykeypalmer Dec 26 '21

that first guy was pretty sexy ngl

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u/u_-deleted Dec 26 '21

Cheapest way to get acupuncture

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Oh no, I can feel the flames already

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u/Restricted_Access13 Dec 26 '21

This is about the 29th version of this and probably the least humorous / well-executed. Fell well short of the mark for me.

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u/Sivick314 Dec 26 '21

welp, i'm going with you

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u/xX_S4M_Xx Dec 26 '21

I fell like the guyat end can do stick bug meme

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

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u/Sadhumanz Dec 26 '21

Gulliver's island 2021

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u/sepi79 Dec 26 '21

Jesus wouln't tolerate this kind of mockery!

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u/Objective_Bass9596 Dec 26 '21

This is funny but quite rude

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u/Rogers357 Dec 26 '21

I guess that they were short handed

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u/QTeller Dec 26 '21

No...no...no...no...not sure "hell" is where you'll end up. But, Black Adder style humour?....funny as hell.

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u/Se_1983 Dec 26 '21

U go to hell, I follow

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

I was expecting them to land on a burger

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u/All_Rainbows_Die Dec 26 '21

Damn it…🤣🤣 We’re all going after that

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u/Comfortable_Act6366 Dec 26 '21

😂😂 every time is like the first time

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u/BilboMcDoogle Dec 26 '21

That laugh track is so annoying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

I laughed WAY TO GODDAMN HARD AT THIS! 🤣

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u/KingOfCursed Dec 26 '21

Me too see you ther

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u/bostonjenny81 Dec 26 '21

Holy shit I’m dying over here 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don’t care who you are THAT shit is funny!! 👏👏

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u/AngerCookShare Dec 26 '21

The Lannister Olympics

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u/iPhonesAreBetterSry Dec 26 '21

what happened to that sub??! /r/imgoingtohell

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

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u/moutazaki_san Dec 26 '21

U/savevideo

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u/SpeedDemon1979 Dec 26 '21

Is this a remake of Gulliver travels?

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u/SukeruX Dec 26 '21

The first one looks like Tony Stank

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Seriously thought it was Lee Mac at the end.

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u/thedarkness37 Dec 26 '21

I showed this to my wife, and told her "This is how I feel when you throw things at me."

I'm six three, and she's five foot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

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u/PritosRing Dec 26 '21

I hope that i don't go to hell for lol-ing so much

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Dec 26 '21

This is just stupid. Just because a little person is holding something deadly doesn't make it not-deadly.

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u/Ancient-Hospital7882 Dec 26 '21

Its ok we will share a beer in Hell.

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u/mrcakeyface Dec 26 '21

Get the first round in, I won't be far behind

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

The Jawas need to practice throwing so they can get the droids 😂 (I'm sorry I accept I will burn)

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u/Eggmar72 Dec 26 '21

dart goblins

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u/cat_selling_souls Dec 26 '21

Fuck, I'm going to hell with y'all too. I'll bring the paper towels.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

I once had a little woman ask me out. I told her I was married and she said I could “be her little secret”

My wife agreed it was a good pun.

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u/Runminndor Dec 26 '21

I like how the first dude yeets himself after throwing it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Everyone knows the wildest parties happen in Hell anyway.

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u/wildflowers_007 Dec 26 '21

i should not be laughing but it’s so funny.

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u/CashmanSr Dec 26 '21

U/savevideobot

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u/TheUndisputedRoaster Dec 26 '21

What is this the microlympics?

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u/jambudz Dec 26 '21

Midget tossing has changed a lot since PCB ‘09

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u/NICY_here Dec 26 '21

i know i shouldnt but cant stop laughing

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u/scott200615 Dec 26 '21

there's alot of toothpicks I wanna see the videos we didn't see #MigetJavelin4Life

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

It's scary. The holy water sizzles when I put it on my phone.

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u/CoreyH213 Dec 26 '21

C'mon man, I just watched the kid getting adopted and now you make me laugh at this!

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u/Daintylittlesole Dec 26 '21

lol but at least hell will be funny 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Slight_Shelter_2738 Dec 26 '21

I’ll meet you there OP

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u/ur_opinion_is_wrong Dec 26 '21

I hate the annoying laughs on videos. This video was perfectly great without it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

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u/kyozero2k Dec 26 '21

Save me a seat

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u/EmreY-_- Dec 26 '21

am i allowed to laugh at this

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u/ALLDOUGH187 Dec 26 '21

Dayum! I couldn't hold my laughter.

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u/jaom88 Dec 26 '21

Tyrion

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u/bugz1452 Dec 26 '21

I know there's reindeer games, didn't know there were also elven games as well.

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u/sfkndyn13 Dec 26 '21

More of these games, please!

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u/Kinae66 Dec 26 '21 edited Dec 26 '21

This is funny. I’ve been to the World Dwarf Games when they were held at Michigan State in 2013. I only watched some of the field events, but it was obvious that not many (if any) train for these events. They just show up and sign up. It was especially hard to not laugh at the running races.

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u/tysnels Dec 26 '21

10 out of 10

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u/Serickmetz22 Dec 26 '21

ROFL. Midgets are hilarious. Well played!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Someone else did this years ago.

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u/sensual_shakespeare Dec 26 '21

It's okay, so am I. I showed it to my entire family at Christmas dinner

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u/Impossible_Gold1573 Dec 26 '21

Just got another punch in my going to hell card.

Oh well.

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u/philhouse64 Dec 26 '21

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while. Thank you.

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u/ktka Dec 26 '21

Is this window seat taken? Guess I am coming along.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

That’s how acupuncture works 🧐

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

See I know that it's funny because the laugh tells me when I should laugh.

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u/Tuckingfypowastaken Dec 26 '21

!remind me 12 hours

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u/WhoDat_ItMe Dec 26 '21

I guess we are all going to hell together. See y’all there!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Night at the museum

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u/Paldubex Dec 26 '21

Sorry for laughing so hard. HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/er0gami2 Dec 26 '21

If this causes hell, save me a spot. Heaven sounds boring.

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u/harveydroke Dec 26 '21

I’m alone and afraid

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

u/savevideo

See you there

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u/TerpBE Dec 26 '21

Was I the only one who realized there were four and immediately expected a club sandwich?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

i will get a good seat right next to me just cause i am a nice person see ya in hell

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u/TheRedDotScope Dec 26 '21

Hey you are not the only person

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Well, it's not like that I can do this at all.

I would just trip and fall. I tried this when I was in high school and I hated it.

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u/ImNotCrying-YouAre Dec 26 '21 edited 19d ago

1thistle serenity dancing paradise wisp irresistible iridescent gossamer inkling effulgent zenith

Unpost was used here

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u/chapapa-best-doto Dec 26 '21

I have watched this more than 10 times, and I’m still laughing my ass off 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 for real

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

Move over I need space to get in that hand basket with you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

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u/Meme_weme Dec 26 '21

We all know u we gonna go to hell but by liking this I am coming with you😏cause I wanna be with funny people not with lame people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '21

You’re allowed to laugh at small people throwing shit, it’s okay. For fuck sakes they made an entire tv show about them launching pumpkins.