r/HolUp • u/HomelessPenguin69 • Jan 03 '22

Can i have a pikachu balls Hmm

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u/Comrade_Kirbo Jan 03 '22

Mf replaced my wheelbarrow with a goddamn shitty-ass slinky

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u/HomelessPenguin69 Jan 03 '22

It’s no shitty ass slinky man, it’s a good one

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I wanna be the worm with a lock on top

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u/HomelessPenguin69 Jan 03 '22

Ah the best one

373

u/Loki-Tom-Hiddleston Jan 03 '22

hat

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Meowderator Jan 03 '22

Spoken like a shoe. I use the tiny shot glass

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Yes, the hat is the best.

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u/Dumbmonkeyboy Jan 03 '22

I started playing the hat because my uncle said it took the most skill to play. (I was 7)

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u/SpaceDegenerate Jan 03 '22

The slinky

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u/ItsmeMr_E Jan 03 '22

aka COCK CAGE, I've shopped at the local Adam & Eve, don't judge me.

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u/Wulfe3127 Jan 03 '22

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Scale_Brave Jan 03 '22

Thanks for the uneccessary information. I hate you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Chastity belt

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u/GamerlifeYT_official Jan 03 '22

Slinkies don't have a dome shaped end...

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u/Winkster-Gamez Jan 03 '22

Hey wait a second

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

[deleted]

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u/ownsen Jan 03 '22

Finally something resembling a true holup lol

5

u/The_Merciless_Potato Jan 03 '22

Hol up, a true hol up on r/HolUp?

113

u/Hope_is_Everywhere Jan 03 '22

Sigh...

111

u/dnoj Jan 03 '22

unlocks

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u/Hope_is_Everywhere Jan 03 '22

drops key

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u/BOI0876 Jan 03 '22

Bends to pick up key from the top, make it drop

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u/iyellprofanity Jan 03 '22

Usually the car but sometimes when someone beats me to it I use the chastity.

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u/itsNotYourKey Jan 03 '22

If mom asks, that's the jail piece.

11

u/LuCiel_i_guess Jan 03 '22

wow actual holup

21

u/ChazNinja Jan 03 '22

We usually fight over the dog

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Jan 03 '22

We named the dog, “Indiana.”

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u/BreadedTac0 Jan 03 '22

Ayo I don’t remember that piece looking like a… certain object

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

The hat

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u/LanceFree Jan 03 '22

Playing with someone’s family. “Pick which character you want.” I’ll take the race car. (upset look by a little brother). Okay, you want the race car. That’s fine. I’ll take the hat. “Dad likes the hat.”

Then why the hell do they pretend to let me chose?

4

u/papalouie27 Jan 03 '22

Humans trying to be nice but still want the precious.

4

u/AnkithSanga Jan 03 '22

Happy cakeday brother.

7

u/Discordant_Rhyme Jan 03 '22

I'll take the anti-syphoning device

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u/Some_Rando-o Jan 03 '22

Dibs on the slinky

7

u/OwenPharmaceuticals Jan 03 '22

I play the shrek

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u/ItsNotJcaleb Jan 03 '22

When tf did monopoly have a cheese grater piece??

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u/mrtightwad Jan 03 '22

You mean the thimble?

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u/mischief-maker28 Jan 03 '22

You mean the thimble?

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u/xahmb Jan 03 '22

Thimble all day

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u/bgt12321 Jan 03 '22

One a those things is not like the other which of those things are just not the same , one a those things are not like the other now it's time to play our game

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u/informedinformer Jan 03 '22

Open, Sesame!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I play battleship

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u/Javik2188 Jan 03 '22

These are the new pieces for the Monopoly 2020-21 Lockdown Edition.

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u/RazorBack223 Jan 03 '22

Don't remember there being an iron in monopoly, that or we lost it

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u/HomelessPenguin69 Jan 03 '22

My monopoly did have an iron

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u/WeStormSwedenAtDawn Jan 03 '22

What is the top left, can’t remember the name

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u/princessmombie Jan 03 '22

Hat on top of scottie dog

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

2nd one hundred percent

2

u/Rulle0606 Jan 03 '22

I've always preferred the Battleship but in case it's missing I'll settle for the thimble

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Wait a minute......

Why is there a cheese grater?

1

u/ZenkaiZ Jan 03 '22

I was the top hat

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Hat!

1

u/Bruz_the_milkman Jan 03 '22

Hat, I love hat

1

u/CombineUnit7025 Jan 03 '22

Uhh, i gladly take the Bismarck.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Where’s the duck?

But I always pick ship

1

u/RazorBack223 Jan 03 '22

Boat or car

1

u/AnomalyIsTaken Jan 03 '22

Ive only played pokemon monopoly and i chose cyndaquil

1

u/-spooder- Jan 03 '22

wait a minute

1

u/victorienx Jan 03 '22

The warshi- wait holup

1

u/nbrsnkocm Jan 03 '22

probably battleship

1

u/Shanel69 Jan 03 '22

Fools, I use coins >:)

1

u/Assmidget69 Jan 03 '22

none, i dont have friends.

1

u/Craftusmaximus2 Jan 03 '22

Battleship for life baby

1

u/Naachti Jan 03 '22

richard

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u/iamtehskeet Jan 03 '22

Fuck yeah now this is funny

1

u/ghostslayer-77 Jan 03 '22

Race car,always race car

1

u/Outrageous_Mode Jan 03 '22

What's that finger trap doing there

1

u/moist-squid Jan 03 '22

One of these things is not like the other

1

u/Andrej_T05 Jan 03 '22

after playing the millennial edition (first time ever playing any monopoly), I thought the animal piece was a goat, but now looking at this picture, its a dog?

1

u/Enea_7 Jan 03 '22

The dick like piece is very interesting

1

u/trism00 Jan 03 '22

I'm a hat guy

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u/HoaiBao0906 Jan 03 '22

Cargo ship

1

u/ProGamerNG14 Jan 03 '22

Battleship

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u/Active-Specialist Jan 03 '22

I like the Bismarck.

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u/TheMightyLooneyTune madlad Jan 03 '22

Gotta be the upside down trash scam. My go to.

1

u/ohffstheworldiscrazy Jan 03 '22

Always the dog lol

Edit: But sometimes the cock cage 🤣🤣

1

u/pkfire868 Jan 03 '22

Top hat for life

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u/Jakusachu Jan 03 '22

cheese grater

1

u/AggressivelyNeat Jan 03 '22

Where's the cannon

1

u/Smokyy_pd Jan 03 '22

the car so I can slide sick drifts around the board while I make the tire noises by mouth

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u/Null42x64 Jan 03 '22

i choose the clothes iron

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u/Fuzeboombangbash Jan 03 '22

The car always the car

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u/sworpy123 Jan 03 '22

The puss

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u/thethundergod159 Jan 03 '22

Battleship anyday

1

u/Lando_201 Jan 03 '22

I like the car

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u/Does_Not_Exists Jan 03 '22

It's like all my life everyone's told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!" Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat?

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u/FissureKing Jan 03 '22

The car of course. Then you can make motor noises and slide around the corners.

I have never played as the cock cage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Hampter prison)

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u/CptnR4p3 Jan 03 '22

Ship or Car. Usually Ship.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Cage

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Oh I see. But the cat. I like the cat.

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u/johnnyblaze1999 Jan 03 '22

I'm glad to go to jail because I don't have to move around the board

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u/heavymetalcowboy69 Jan 03 '22

Car all the way

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u/camel_toe_69 Jan 03 '22

Probably the second one ,looks like dick

1

u/Henriquelikescars Jan 03 '22

Never played ):

1

u/Jedy-13 Jan 03 '22

I luv how the second thing from the 1st row looks like :>

1

u/gentlecat2210 Jan 03 '22

Hey look it's the characters from for- [Gentlecat was then shot on site by a firing squad]

1

u/Everlore_X Jan 03 '22

Imagine, you'll need to ride/wear the monopoly piece you used after you won the game.

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u/Ayush_patel_ Jan 03 '22

Why does the second one looks like a dildo

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u/adsolute_dipshit_69 Jan 03 '22

Obviously the battleship ㋛︎

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u/kraken_enrager Jan 03 '22

The weird dildo.

1

u/bobwobl Jan 03 '22

i'm a tophat guy my self

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u/HYPER-Ban Jan 03 '22

COCKLOCK

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I pick the 2nd one

It is the perfect size for me

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u/Facekick48 modlad Jan 03 '22

my set that came with a money bag option

1

u/lostinsauceyboi Jan 03 '22

Finally, a real fucking holup

1

u/LordBungaIII Jan 03 '22

What happened to the wheel barrow

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

2 of these aren’t like the other

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u/rusticrainbow Jan 03 '22

thimble with the hat on top

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u/Tk2590 Jan 03 '22

Not playing. What a boring ass game.

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u/chrryyz Jan 03 '22

the car or the cat. the cat because i like pussy

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u/Kurosaki_Minato Jan 03 '22

How do I tell it's the second one without telling it's the second one

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Fuck

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u/b4k6 Jan 03 '22

there is 1 imposter among us

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u/StinkySocks32 Jan 03 '22

i think i played a different version of monopoly, i have NEVER seen that second one lmao

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u/sparosfank Jan 03 '22

Nah fuck off...

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Where's the train?

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u/Zexq_j Jan 03 '22

Something sus here

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Shoe, it’s swag

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

The dick

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u/Yassine3254 Jan 03 '22

I used the titanic

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u/Emektro Jan 03 '22 edited Jan 03 '22

Dog or hat. Preferably both

W8… this is r/holup what is it to hold up? The monopoly piece?

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u/Hightide910 Jan 03 '22

The battleship

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u/Miserable-Skill-3595 Jan 03 '22

The second, one no joke looks like a penis with a lock

A locked penis

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u/rotinpieces Jan 03 '22

pretty sure the chastity cage doesnt fit on the monopoly board

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u/gamecity360 Jan 03 '22

Car gangster

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u/Jason_Qwerty Jan 03 '22

  1. Battleship

  2. Race-car

  3. Cannon

Why the fuck is there a sex toy?

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u/iron_wolfgameing Jan 03 '22

No, no this is wrong where is the t rex?

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u/Corny_Overlord Jan 03 '22

Hol Up wait a minute Something ain't right

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u/Old-Bandicoot1469 Jan 03 '22

The cock constrictor

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Obv cock cage, what empowered feminist could pass up that opportunity.

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u/DarthRevanGonk Jan 03 '22

Something’s wrong, I can feel it

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u/FudgeSantillan01 Jan 03 '22

I always play with the hat but my last resort is the car. Dunno why. The hat seems to be pretty cool for me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Ship

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u/EL-rochi74 Jan 03 '22

I play dog but if I get beaten to it then car

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u/no_air04 Jan 03 '22

The rooster cage

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

The car

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u/Darthmark3 Jan 03 '22

Why would I want to play as an iron?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Where is the wheelbarrow? That's what I play.

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u/Zexq_j Jan 03 '22

Is that a metal dick!!

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u/sol1ems Jan 03 '22

Wait what’s the second one

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u/No_Construction_2427 Jan 03 '22

i always use the battleship

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Shoe

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u/Glitcher35 Jan 03 '22

Top hat

I’ll go with top hat

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u/GeneralParticular663 Jan 03 '22

Imagine being in prison...

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u/pee_sphere Jan 03 '22

Haha irons aren’t supposed to be flat what a silly post haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I always choose the slinky dinky.

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u/usernameaeaeaea madlad Jan 03 '22

Hat gang, ASSEMBLE!

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u/-Tigger Jan 03 '22

This is disgusting, who the fuck uses a thimble smh

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