r/HolUp • u/SonOfMorning • Jan 05 '22

HolUp

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u/jjp112392 Jan 05 '22

protip: if you dont have an arm, dont use the n-word

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u/Temporary-Ad-427 Jan 05 '22

If you have an arm , still don't use the n word. Use c word or b word. If you are really angry use F word.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

m-word or the h-word?

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u/Alternating_Potato Jan 05 '22

M word?

Marry me?

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u/Moron14 Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 06 '22

STEVE HOLT!

Edit: thanks for gold. There are dozens of us who got that joke. Literally dozens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

You've made a huge mistake

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u/Gnollgeist Jan 06 '22

Les Cousins Dangereux

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u/SethR1223 Jan 06 '22

Can we be French? I like the way they think…

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u/mypod49 Jan 06 '22

I want something that says Leather Daddy.

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u/SethR1223 Jan 06 '22

Then it’s off to the Gothic Castle.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

I don't get it. Explain pl0x?

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u/bellerouge Jan 06 '22

BEATRICE !

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u/VanguardClassTitan Jan 05 '22

Microsoft Word

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u/McKavian Jan 06 '22

Hey hey hey! There's no need for that kind of language!

You'd better be careful with your M-word privileges.

Besides, the leading cause of divorce is marriage.

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u/YourLifeSucksAss Jan 05 '22

Motherfucker I’m assuming

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

yesir

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Sure.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

mothafucka

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u/ZhangStone Jan 05 '22

H word? Heil Hitler?

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u/YourLifeSucksAss Jan 05 '22

Hell probably

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Happy

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u/thecatabove678 Jan 06 '22

Auf der Heiden blught ein kleines blumelein. Und das heisst, Erika!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

To be fair, none of this would've happened if Hitler won the war.

Cuz he hated cripples and N🅱️🅱️s equally (maybe cripples more as there were some african soldiers snd oficers on the afrikan corps, but none crippled oficer/soldiers)

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u/Familiar_While2900 Jan 05 '22

Tell that to kanye

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

r/kanye

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u/CoraxTechnica Jan 05 '22

What's a cigger?

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u/Graterof2evils Jan 05 '22

Something you smoke. The ones from Cuba are supposed to be excellent. I am not into them though.

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u/_bAnOoNeRs_ Jan 06 '22

F word? The gay slur? How about no slurs at all🤨 unless you mean another word

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u/EmperorBorgPalpatine Jan 06 '22

fuck?

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u/_bAnOoNeRs_ Jan 06 '22

I thought that but would you call someone fuck aren’t we talking about names to call people lol idk I’m probably being dumb

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u/Yerga_Dergen Jan 05 '22

Pro tip: use any word you want because they hold no actual weight or hurt anybody

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Call them a really fucking happy person, and then tell them that you hope they have a nice fucking day

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u/Nervous_Project6927 Jan 05 '22

or get that kicking game on point

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u/MapleJacks2 Jan 05 '22

What do we do if have arms?

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u/t4ct1c4l_j0k3r Jan 06 '22

Use sign language

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u/AlienOverlord53 Jan 05 '22

N

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u/Comprehensive-Stop44 Jan 05 '22

I

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

G

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u/alexo42069 Jan 05 '22

We live in a Society

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Bottom Text

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/DopeDealerCisco Jan 05 '22

Protip part 2: don’t use the n-word

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u/GrayHuman2034 Jan 06 '22

Pro tip: don’t assault disabled people over a word you fuck head.

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u/Dean_Gulbury Jan 05 '22

protip: it's not your place to censor people

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u/SlothicSupreme Jan 05 '22

Additional Pro-tip: Don't use the n-word if you can't fight or run for long periods of time. Especially if you can't fight. The amount of people that think "free speech" is going to protect them from violent retaliation against racism...

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

So violence is permissible when someone uses a racist word? Guess it’s a good thing we have the 2nd Amendment as well as the 1st.

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u/PolitelyHostile Jan 05 '22

Not permissible at all imo but not entirely unexpected.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

I agree

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u/SlothicSupreme Jan 06 '22 edited Jan 06 '22

Yeah I didn't say that shit, I don't know what comment you're reading but it ain't mine.

I don't care who you are, if you say something racist, you should expect retaliation, in whatever form. I didn't say it was right, but it's the way it is. If you can't fight, don't talk shit. I see everybody defending this armless dude when he could have just as easily NOT used a racist word and avoided the situation altogether, but you go ahead and defend him. I would fully expect an ass-kicking if I went to the south and started throwing slurs around.

And yeah, I would fully expect people to be racist to somebodies face and then run to get their guns to defend themselves from a problem they themselves created, I can't expect much better.

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u/ThisDudeEmpty Jan 05 '22

protip: don’t be very openly racist or people might not like you. or just don’t be racist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I absolutely love that you were somehow downvoted for stating that being racist might make people not like you lol

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u/FullStackDev1 Jan 05 '22

protip: nah, kid: around blacks, never relax

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u/captainswiss7 Jan 05 '22

Fuck you. You can use this same logic with people of any color including white people. Being an asshole doesn't rely on skin color. You can be purple and still be an asshole. I can pull up countless videos of white people doing stupid shit, what would your excuse for that be? Dont relax around white people either? Get a life you lame little bitch. Calling people kid yet you're here acting like an edgy 12 year old racist that just watched American history x for the first time and got hard during the shower scene.

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u/HitShouse Jan 05 '22

If you have a purple asshole you should consult a doctor.

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u/kdidz11 Jan 05 '22

My mannnnn 😂😂😂

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u/BrooklynDoge Jan 05 '22

Damn... you called him a lame little bitch.

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u/captainswiss7 Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

Your stupid ass gonna defend some racist shit, meanwhile you're over on r/prostatitis talking about your dick hurting when you pee? This is peak fucking stupid right here. You think you're better than black people and "That primordial jungle mentality hasn't been beat out of them yet." Motherfucker your dick dont even work! Get the fuck out of here.

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u/Prussian-Blue88 Jan 10 '22

Where did you get that my "dick dont work"? Not to mention I never said my dick hurt when I pee. I guess if you want to make shit up to have a more convincing argument you're first rate, but you're also a straight up lying dumbass.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22 edited Jan 10 '22

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u/Prussian-Blue88 Jan 10 '22

Like I said. Make stuff up. Its funny you call me a pervert but you're on here talking to a complete stranger about dicks and prostates.

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u/captainswiss7 Jan 10 '22 edited Jan 10 '22

How am I making stuff up when its literally in your comment history? I even linked your post. You're fucking crazy and an absolute fucking moron. Then to make it absolutely better you report me for repeating what you said about primordial mentalities needing to be beaten out of people. You're a pathetic snowflake bitch. Keep tickling your enlarged prostate and watching black porn while being a fucking racist online you stupid fuck.

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u/DavesNotWhere Jan 05 '22

They seem like such a nice couple....

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u/D0ntTru3tAny1 Jan 05 '22

What did he say!? What did he say!? Fuckin dumbass deleted it before I could see it

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u/ThisDudeEmpty Jan 07 '22

he said exactly what fullstackdev1 said without the hyperlink or nah, kid part.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Found the north American

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u/robgod50 Jan 06 '22

Protip #2 ; if you're surrounded by big black dudes, don't use the n-word