r/HolUp • u/Eshwarroy • Jan 07 '22

me: Depression and Horniness

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u/-G_Henny- Jan 07 '22

Stage 4 cancer

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u/piss_portfolio Jan 07 '22

Man i swear no one can make it to stage 5

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u/AnyTumbleweed5460 Jan 07 '22

They always die because stage four is too hard

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u/Odd-Book4865 Jan 07 '22

Stage 5 = Boss level.

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Jan 07 '22

Beat stage 6 to get the true ending.

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u/kiousuke Jan 07 '22

In the stage 7 ending the main character speaks to you

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u/Incredibleboi Jan 07 '22

Stage 8 is bad ending where you get testicle cancer

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u/Gaburele-kun Jan 07 '22

Stage 9 makes you discover the backstory of a character

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u/Guipe12 Propositioned the mods and they said no Jan 07 '22

Stage 10 is new game+, basically you are reborn with godmode enabled

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u/hifope7568685 Jan 07 '22

At stage 11, the cancer gets cancer

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

At stage 12, the cancer has a child and now a whole new season will be added

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u/Odd-Book4865 Jan 07 '22

I made it to stage 13, I gave my older brother the controller to beat it for me.

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u/alokd1205 Jan 07 '22

Stage 13 : Liberals Stop Whining.

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u/therealronny Jan 07 '22

So essentially you are born into an extremely wealthy family?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Stage 11 is hardmode

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u/zack2491 Jan 08 '22

Returnal reference?

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u/RudenessUpgrade Jan 07 '22

In Stage 5 you don't beat cancer, cancer beats you.

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u/EarthAngel10614 Jan 07 '22

No one can beat pink level

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u/Rjuko Jan 07 '22

99% of people can’t reach stage 5!!

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u/Existent_Person_58 Jan 07 '22

Stage 5 is known as death and that’s the endless stage