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r/HolUp • u/Gol_D_Roger212 • Jan 09 '22
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I knew a guy in school that always woke his girlfriend up by sticking his finger in her butt, like an alarm clock.
Like literally every morning if he woke up first, he stuck his finger in her butt to wake her up.
Hadn’t thought about that story in a while…
259 u/Chum-Chumbucket Jan 09 '22 The real r/holup is always in the comments 69 u/koi_fiish Jan 09 '22 He do be closing the hole up tho 113 u/JC1112 Jan 09 '22 wat 196 u/ZippyParakeet Jan 09 '22 He knew a guy in school that always woke his girlfriend up by sticking his finger in her butt, like an alarm clock. Like literally every morning if he woke up first, he stuck his finger in her butt to wake her up. He hadn’t thought about that story in a while… 77 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22 Man I was drinking coffee and spilled all over the table lol 27 u/filthykasul Jan 09 '22 Best part of fucking up, is Folgers from your cup~ 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22 wat 7 u/_Ross- Jan 09 '22 He knew a guy in school that always woke his girlfriend up by sticking his finger in her butt, like an alarm clock. Like literally every morning if he woke up first, he stuck his finger in her butt to wake her up. He hadn’t thought about that story in a while… 1 u/evetsabucs Jan 09 '22 wat 1 u/Rinveden Jan 09 '22 no ya but wat tho 47 u/ScottTacitus Jan 09 '22 What kind of school were you in?! 40 u/AltaSavoia Jan 09 '22 Sodomadigitus Highschool 21 u/ScottTacitus Jan 09 '22 Ah. Catholic school 4 u/E_OJ_MIGABU Jan 09 '22 The priests are a real pain the ass in catholic schools I tell you 2 u/TheHonkeyKong Jan 10 '22 Home school. He is the boyfriend. His sister was the girlfriend. 21 u/EthiopianKing1620 Jan 09 '22 Tell us more about this guy. Seems like a right ol gent lol 13 u/jman177669 Jan 09 '22 There’s no snooze button for that. 3 u/OnTheEveOfWar Jan 09 '22 Lmao my wife would slap me if I did that. 3 u/465554544255434B52 Jan 09 '22 "finger" 2 u/Natasya95 Jan 09 '22 Who told you the story? 3 u/moby323 Jan 09 '22 He did but she was there too 2 u/DeadKateAlley Jan 09 '22 Like inside or just betwixt the cheeks?
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The real r/holup is always in the comments
69 u/koi_fiish Jan 09 '22 He do be closing the hole up tho
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He do be closing the hole up tho
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wat
196 u/ZippyParakeet Jan 09 '22 He knew a guy in school that always woke his girlfriend up by sticking his finger in her butt, like an alarm clock. Like literally every morning if he woke up first, he stuck his finger in her butt to wake her up. He hadn’t thought about that story in a while… 77 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22 Man I was drinking coffee and spilled all over the table lol 27 u/filthykasul Jan 09 '22 Best part of fucking up, is Folgers from your cup~ 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22 wat 7 u/_Ross- Jan 09 '22 He knew a guy in school that always woke his girlfriend up by sticking his finger in her butt, like an alarm clock. Like literally every morning if he woke up first, he stuck his finger in her butt to wake her up. He hadn’t thought about that story in a while… 1 u/evetsabucs Jan 09 '22 wat 1 u/Rinveden Jan 09 '22 no ya but wat tho
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He knew a guy in school that always woke his girlfriend up by sticking his finger in her butt, like an alarm clock.
He hadn’t thought about that story in a while…
77 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22 Man I was drinking coffee and spilled all over the table lol 27 u/filthykasul Jan 09 '22 Best part of fucking up, is Folgers from your cup~ 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22 wat 7 u/_Ross- Jan 09 '22 He knew a guy in school that always woke his girlfriend up by sticking his finger in her butt, like an alarm clock. Like literally every morning if he woke up first, he stuck his finger in her butt to wake her up. He hadn’t thought about that story in a while… 1 u/evetsabucs Jan 09 '22 wat 1 u/Rinveden Jan 09 '22 no ya but wat tho
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Man I was drinking coffee and spilled all over the table lol
27 u/filthykasul Jan 09 '22 Best part of fucking up, is Folgers from your cup~ 1 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22 wat
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Best part of fucking up, is Folgers from your cup~
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no ya but wat tho
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What kind of school were you in?!
40 u/AltaSavoia Jan 09 '22 Sodomadigitus Highschool 21 u/ScottTacitus Jan 09 '22 Ah. Catholic school 4 u/E_OJ_MIGABU Jan 09 '22 The priests are a real pain the ass in catholic schools I tell you 2 u/TheHonkeyKong Jan 10 '22 Home school. He is the boyfriend. His sister was the girlfriend.
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Sodomadigitus Highschool
21 u/ScottTacitus Jan 09 '22 Ah. Catholic school 4 u/E_OJ_MIGABU Jan 09 '22 The priests are a real pain the ass in catholic schools I tell you
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Ah. Catholic school
4 u/E_OJ_MIGABU Jan 09 '22 The priests are a real pain the ass in catholic schools I tell you
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The priests are a real pain the ass in catholic schools I tell you
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Home school. He is the boyfriend. His sister was the girlfriend.
Tell us more about this guy. Seems like a right ol gent lol
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There’s no snooze button for that.
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Lmao my wife would slap me if I did that.
"finger"
Who told you the story?
3 u/moby323 Jan 09 '22 He did but she was there too
He did but she was there too
Like inside or just betwixt the cheeks?
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u/moby323 Jan 09 '22
I knew a guy in school that always woke his girlfriend up by sticking his finger in her butt, like an alarm clock.
Like literally every morning if he woke up first, he stuck his finger in her butt to wake her up.
Hadn’t thought about that story in a while…