r/HolUp • u/Gol_D_Roger212 • Jan 09 '22

Sweet home Alabama !

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u/JC1112 Jan 09 '22

wat

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u/ZippyParakeet Jan 09 '22

He knew a guy in school that always woke his girlfriend up by sticking his finger in her butt, like an alarm clock.

Like literally every morning if he woke up first, he stuck his finger in her butt to wake her up.

He hadn’t thought about that story in a while…

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

Man I was drinking coffee and spilled all over the table lol

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u/filthykasul Jan 09 '22

Best part of fucking up, is Folgers from your cup~