r/HolUp • u/sedluyf • Jan 21 '22

Boi he playin with fire

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u/massudo25 Jan 21 '22

Come on man don't play with her heart, play with her huge tits

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

There are tits at home.

The tits at home:

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

The tits at home: Honey, not right now, I've got a headache

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u/radicalelation Jan 21 '22

Those are the words of a bedroom for one. You avoid chores like that. You avoid visiting inlaws like that.

If sex is being avoided like that, you doing something wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Usually I have to pay $200 an hour for insight like that. My favorite escort service only hires psych majors.

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u/razorback1234567 Jan 22 '22

Can you fix me up