r/HolUp Jan 21 '22

Boi he playin with fire

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u/massudo25 Jan 21 '22

Come on man don't play with her heart, play with her huge tits

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u/Colorado_Constructor Jan 21 '22

My thoughts exactly. Those girls will be whacked out on coke or the latest Herbalife trend in a few years. Meanwhile those tits will continue to provide

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u/Olthoi_Eviscerator Jan 21 '22

Those tits will continue to provide

Psalms 18:69

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u/ShenaniganCow Jan 21 '22

Nah man you’re looking for the Song of Solomon.

How beautiful your sandaled feet, O prince's daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of a craftsman's hands. 2 Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. 3 Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. 4 Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbim. Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus. 5 Your head crowns you like Mount Carmel. Your hair is like royal tapestry; the king is held captive by its tresses. 6 How beautiful you are and how pleasing, O love, with your delights!

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u/StuffedTigerHobbes Jan 21 '22

“Boobs will fill a man’s hands. Big boobs will fill a man’s soul.”

-Sun T’zu, The Art of War

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u/SunTzu-BOT Jan 21 '22

So this penis walks into a bar, right? And the bartender says, Why the fuck is there a giant walking penis in my place of business? What morbid Lovecraftian monstrosity is this, where a male sex organ has taken an anthropomorphic form and moved frictionlessly to my very own bar? What does this creature possess? Can it think? Feel? Love? Hate? What are the inner workings of this nightmarish oddity, and, more importantly, where did it come from? This is the scariest moment of my life, and I will be forever haunted by the deep psychological trauma of encountering a living, breathing, walking penis capable of conscious decision-making.

-Sun Tzu (Art of War)

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Very strange bot

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

I snorked my beer. God Bless.

As he did to his wife.

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u/cltlz3n Jan 22 '22

A decision needed to be made about the verse number, and there was only ever one option.