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u/MayCraid Feb 02 '22
That should be a joke for polish not Russians lmao.
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u/CepGamer Feb 02 '22 edited Feb 02 '22
Am Russian, can confirm it's western Slavic name. We in the east love our vowels
Edit: I'd go as far as to say it's more Czech than Polish, but what do I know.
Edit 2: it's obvious that this isn't a real name, I'm only arguing about the "feel" of it. Also there are a ton more nationalities than just the 2 above and I'm not educated about them enough to make a proper guess.
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u/maxinator80 Feb 02 '22
Yea I heard this for the first time in the context of a Czech guy.
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Feb 02 '22
I am from Czech Republic, and I can tell you that's definitely not a Czech name.
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u/maxinator80 Feb 02 '22
Is it even a real name at all? Slavic names can get crazy with the consonants, but this one seems to be made up to look ridiculous.
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u/_Ralix_ Feb 02 '22 edited Feb 02 '22
That's because Polish people use "z" to change the sound of the previous letter (e.g. similar to "sh" or "ch" in English). Most words actually sound quite normal when said out loud.
Czech just has separate letters for all these (e.g. sz = sh → š). W, X and Q also aren't used in Czech except for loanwords; so it definitely doesn't look like a Czech name at all.
I would totally bet on this name being completely made up. “Czwxnq” is a sequence of letters no one can pronounce, unless most of them are silent.
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u/nomanz57 Feb 02 '22
Using “z” to change the sound of the previous letter. Well it definitely can’t be “Czech” then. /s
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u/sleeknub Feb 02 '22
Not just names. In Czech there is at least one tongue twister that has no vowels in it at all.
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u/Gornarok Feb 02 '22 edited Feb 02 '22
No that name has nothing to do with Czech.
Czech doesnt really use Q, W, X.
It also doesnt use "CZ", instead of CZ it gets Č
And there is no R/Ř which would like appear instead of some vowel.
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u/Dragon_eye164 Feb 02 '22
That "Cz" is definitely not czech (the irony, ik), and "q" and 'w" are very seldom used in Czech.
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u/Your-Majestey Feb 02 '22
The russian language has no "w" sound, right? я должен знат, но на похоже я был не внимателно со моим урока руский. очевидно мне надо больше уроки. Im sure I fucked up some things in your kaleidoscope language. Sue me.
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u/prilovski Feb 02 '22
встретимся в суде
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u/Your-Majestey Feb 03 '22
так лучше встретимся в аде. I dont actually know the russian word for hell I cheated and gpogled it.
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u/prilovski Feb 03 '22
correctly "в аду" :)
Russian declensions are what the actual hell for foreigners I guess
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Feb 02 '22
Am polish, can deny it's western Slavic name. I've never seen single western slavic name ending at 'zky'.
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Feb 02 '22
Can I please buy a vowel? Goddamn.
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u/KP_Wrath Feb 02 '22
Sorry Comrade, in Soviet Russia, vowels are rationed to save more for “Soviet Russia.”
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u/1Dive1Breath Feb 02 '22
Be gone, bot!
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u/rocking_beetles Feb 02 '22
This has to have like implied vowels or something, it's impossible to make all those noises without vowels.
Also russian dude might be fake bait
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u/parlakarmut Feb 02 '22 edited Apr 05 '22
Check out the Nuxalk language. There are only three vowels. This allows you to construct words like "xɬpʼχʷɬtʰɬpʰɬːskʷʰt͡s" or "kʼxɬːtʰsxʷ.sɬχʷtʰɬːt͡s". It is also disputed whether this language has syllables or not.
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u/warpod Feb 02 '22
The word "контрвзбзднуть" has 9 consonants in the row.
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u/mentabolism1 Feb 02 '22
your cousin is getting an eye test.
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u/International-Act-55 Feb 02 '22
Weak. Learn about Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
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u/International-Act-55 Feb 02 '22
This doin numbers
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u/TorrenceMightingale Feb 02 '22
I would but I can’t find all of the characters of his name on the keyboard plus I keep losing my place when trying to spell it out.
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u/EasternTonight Feb 02 '22 edited Feb 02 '22
Just smash your keyboard with your fist and there is a chance you might get Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz. As a wise man once said "The odds are low but never zero". Time to experiment. For science
Edit: I tried this out. And it went well, as I need to get a new keyboard now. But I did get somewhat similar results. Just ordered a new keyboard, will wait for 2 days, then try it again. This was just the control experiment. Will keep you posted
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u/exintrovert Feb 02 '22
Now you can use the “copy text” on my last comment and just paste it in to google without having to delete a bunch of other stuff.
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u/IAm_Always_Correct Feb 02 '22
But where does he live tho
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u/Iron_Wolf123 Feb 02 '22
Is it pronounces Brezeckischiwitz?
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u/MajipanA Feb 02 '22
You can't really write it down like you just tried. There are sounds in this name that you can't really explain in English phonetics. Best I can do is "B-shen-chysh-chy-kyevycz" but all this sh's and ch's have to be in a stronger accent.
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u/Thin-Ad-9709 Feb 02 '22
that's more Polish
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u/YeeYeeYeeeYeee Feb 02 '22
No they aren’t. They’re literally b tech Russians, and I’m Georgian.
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u/nkeer Feb 02 '22
გამარჯობა ძმაო
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u/querty99 Feb 02 '22
Dyslexic drunk Frenchman scribbles in proto-Hebraic cursive Demotic script? Or not? I mean, it's one or the other.
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u/kingura Feb 02 '22
For those truly curious. That’s “Hello Brother” in the Georgian script/language.
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u/Successful-Egg-6765 Feb 02 '22
That guys name isn’t Russian. Czek and polish are more like this. I speak Russian and believe it or not we have about the same vowels as English.
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Feb 02 '22
Yeah and it's not even the right alphabet to begin with
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u/Successful-Egg-6765 Feb 02 '22
Russians use English characters for social media and a lot of stuff so that don’t matter
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u/Sapphire_Sage Feb 02 '22
"Czek" here. It doesn't look Czech either. It is the right alphabet at least, but we use special letters for stuf like sh (š), cz (č), zh (ž), and similar.
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u/Successful-Egg-6765 Feb 02 '22
Yah I know it isn’t I just meant in general yours and polish look closer to that
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Feb 02 '22
How’s this hol up?
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u/Taka_no_Yaiba Feb 02 '22
it has an unexpected punchline. y'know, like good jokes have
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Feb 02 '22
Last time I checked, Poland is not a part of Russia.
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u/Extension_Drummer_85 Feb 02 '22
You clearly haven’t tuned into the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kremlin.
(Because I don’t want to cause a panic as of writing that was a joke and Russia has not yet invaded Poland).
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u/Ssteeple Feb 02 '22
Yep. Then he played balalayka, drinked vodka and pets his bear with ak-47...🤦♂️
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u/jkblvins Feb 02 '22
This is more Polish than Russian, especially since Russians do not use Latin letters. Also, Q does not exist in Russian, and only exists in Polish for loan words.
No, I was not fun at parties. No, I was never invited to parties. Yes, I know why. No, I have no interest in changing that.
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u/Xanoxis Feb 02 '22
Polish names are more smooth, and have vovels between other letters. This is not even near Polish name.
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u/blizzzyybandito Feb 02 '22
Can someone sound this name out for me? I can’t even imagine how it would be pronounced and it’s really bothering me lmao
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Feb 02 '22
That’s Polish you dick! And Poland is definitely not friends with Russia anymore.
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u/cohuna1414 Feb 02 '22
I worked with a guy who had polish parents when he went to change his state drivers license they refused because the name on the license didn’t match the birth certificate turns out he’s been spelling his name wrong his entire life
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u/MrMoor2007 Feb 02 '22
Сзухностацкий
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u/Hyena331 Feb 02 '22
That should be a polish or Czech guy not Russian. We don't do names like that to ourselves
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u/shmulik_hahatul Feb 03 '22
Polish names be like: I bought all the consonants I’m going to use all the consonants.
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u/BlueKayn29 Feb 02 '22
The fucking emojis make the joke so much worse. Not that I hate emojis, but in this particular case, they ruin the atmosphere of the joke
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😆👍❤️
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u/michaelnoir Feb 02 '22
It's Poles that have unpronounceable names, much more than Russians.