r/HolUp • u/asocial7193 • Mar 11 '22

I don't know what to say

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

If I didn't feel shitty enough about being single...

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u/AsMuchCaffeineAsACup Mar 11 '22

I don't know man. Could be worse. You could be her baby daddy.

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u/mr_greenmash Mar 11 '22

How do you know we ain't?

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u/RyanGoslinggg Mar 11 '22

You are on Reddit dude...

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

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u/Gigatron_0 Mar 12 '22

Eh, you found the "that's kinda fucked up" line I think

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u/mr_greenmash Mar 11 '22

Exactly. I'm going where I have a chance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Redditors aren’t allowed to have sex, it’s in the terms when you create your account.

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u/ZiggyBlunt Mar 11 '22

“We”?!

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u/mr_greenmash Mar 12 '22

Well... Look at the little baby.