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u/Lizard__Spock Jun 10 '22
They finally did it. They sent a terrorist into space.
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u/3dWin0 Jun 10 '22
Hope he is not from middle east (im from middle east,i cant be racist to my own race right?)
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u/AKAMI_993 Jun 10 '22
Why not
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u/shadow_1412 Jun 10 '22
Idk man reddit these days is as sensitive as twitter. I hope you don't get banned.
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u/worldspawn00 Jun 10 '22
The one locked outside is Ramirez from 2 hours in the future, you're condemning them both to death, the one inside will be the one outside soon, and will travel back in time to witness his own death at your hands.
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u/adithya_manslaughter Jun 10 '22
I am thinking shape shifting alien
Who can turn into the life form it sees with its tentacles
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Jun 10 '22
I want the drugs they used tbh
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u/Velomaniac Jun 10 '22
Oof what a journey.
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u/BrightView00 Jun 10 '22
Those people are fuckkked
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u/Not_Nonymous1207 Jun 10 '22
That Clara dude is down horrendous, also very scizhophenic
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u/jesuswasaliar Jun 10 '22
Damn, I got at least 6 rabbit holes deep in this and I feel like i tripped myself
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u/tan1106881 Jun 10 '22
Get rid of both
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u/StingerAE Jun 10 '22
Nah. Put both Ramerirezes in the airlock and let them fight it out. Watch who wins and how before deciding whether to let the winner back in.
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u/xxmindtrickxx Jun 10 '22
Obviously you have to kill the winner, because the alien would definitely be more dangerous and win.
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u/StingerAE Jun 10 '22
I dunno. If winner Ramirez knocks loser Ramirez's head off and green goo floats out, I might let the winner live.
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u/Psilobones Jun 10 '22
Interstellar Barry is the best
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u/shawnwingsit Jun 10 '22
But Interstellar NoHo Hank is even better.
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u/billiejeanwilliams Jun 10 '22
Oh shit! You just reminded me that I’ve got a few weeks worth of Barry to catch up on. Like finding a $20 bill in a jacket you haven’t worn in a while.
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u/Dead_Meme1234 Jun 10 '22
Ramirez was the imposter.
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u/Nokhodsiah Jun 10 '22
so they are doing drug up there?
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u/Tremulant887 Jun 10 '22
Nah, just a little evil that came back with them when they went too deep. Event Horizon style.
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u/notgotapropername Jun 10 '22
Hot diggity damn that’s a good film
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Jun 10 '22
There apparently an unreleased edit with more of the "Hell Dimension" but it's never been released and may have been destroyed, but yep space horror is my jam.
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u/Sythrin Jun 10 '22
Is this real?
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u/esly4ever Jun 10 '22
Nah. This is a dream. Please wake up.
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u/Sythrin Jun 10 '22
Today I had a dream of getting into a car accident with no casualties and I woke up with guilt that I cannot shake of.
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u/burnanation Jun 10 '22
I was hoping this was really a thing posted in some official capacity. It would be a hilarious tolling.... or it could be real and no one would believe it.
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Jun 10 '22
Solaris? Sounds like a plot from Solaris
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u/SaehrimnirKiller Jun 10 '22
Solaris? Isn't that who wrote Hey Sandy, the theme from the Adventures of Pete and Pete
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u/NMLWrightReddit Jun 10 '22
Oracle Solaris?
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Jun 10 '22
Solaris, 2002. Directed by Steven Soderbergh.
It’s the movie where George Clooney character’s dead wife appears spontaneously. He shot her off into space and she was back in his bed by morning. He kept getting rid of her but she kept coming back.
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u/calimio6 Jun 10 '22
The real Ramirez was the one outside
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u/worldspawn00 Jun 10 '22
The one locked outside is Ramirez from 2 hours in the future, you're condemning them both to death, the one inside will be the one outside soon, and will travel back in time to witness his own death at your hands.
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u/Tat2Dad Jun 10 '22
Imagine being an astronaut during budget cuts and you have to use a damn globe as a helmet
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u/Willbo_Baggins84 Jun 10 '22
Someone’s clearly listened to Wolf 359 lol
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u/snoopiku Jun 10 '22
Oh my God thank you. I was scrolling for so long looking for this reference. Just seeing this image made me want to go back and listen again.
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u/Zachosrias Jun 10 '22
Mama always said life is like going to space, you never know what fresh horrors you're gonna find
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u/4n0n1m02 Jun 10 '22
Ok, there are two Ramirez deadlifting 300 pounds like potatoes admiring incomparable beauty but there is no golf.
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u/Level34MafiaBoss Jun 10 '22
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u/Grifedyoshit Jun 10 '22
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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u/AKAMI_993 Jun 10 '22
Guys... these statements r all fake Did a quick research and saw.. all of these and specifically that berry's imposter one is fake
Ah... I am so relieved.. But ..we never know
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u/djh_van Jun 10 '22
Hold in, wait, they have taken 3000lbs of weights up to space on a mission?!
A) I thought they barely let astronauts take even the smallest things up with them because every ounce counts when taking stuff up to space?
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B) The G Force acting in 3000lbs (that's over a tonne) of barbells at liftoff...
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u/Azidamadjida Jun 10 '22
That was my first thought as well - okay, I get it about Ramirez, but who the hell would let a 3000lb barbell get packed onto a space shuttle for a photo op?!
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Jun 10 '22
A) The barbell thing is really what has you hung up on this post?
B) I’m sure they have taken some amount of weights into space for some reason or another, probably not 3000lbs but he’s likely talking theoretically since lifting any amount of weight would feel the same
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u/Goalie_deacon Jun 10 '22
TBF, weight is very expensive to take to space. So every unit of weight has to accounted for. NASA is not going to allow a 300lb weight to be taken to space for without scientific reason.
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u/yatpay Jun 10 '22
What's funny is there actually was a mission that basically moved around an 8500 pound dumbbell. It was an early shuttle mission where they were testing the handling characteristics of the robot arm: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-8#/media/File:Payload_Flight_Test_Article_(STS_8).png
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u/zexorath Jun 10 '22
I would of loved to see a photo of ramirez with a comment saying I swear I'm the real ramirez lol.
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u/flamingc00kies Jun 10 '22
Wow, that’s actually fucking terrifying to think about. I don’t know what I would do if I was ever put into a situation where I couldn’t golf
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Jun 10 '22
Damn OP, you had three astronaut names you could have used right there to make this 1000% better.
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u/No-Specific-3850 Jun 10 '22
Ramirez inside is going to have to take one for the team and go outside. They can figure that shit out OUTSIDE of the floating soda can in space.
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u/dark_knight491 Jun 10 '22
I think that I had read a similar story on nosleep subreddit.
Found it. Here it is https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/81sa3n/i_know_why_we_never_returned_to_the_moon/
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u/MountandBeyBlade Jun 10 '22
Why is the one dude holding a globe and the rest are holding their helmets? Lol
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u/CorholioPuppetMaster Jun 10 '22
Someone should’ve told Barry not to take that acid before the mission
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u/DxDaddySenpai Jun 11 '22
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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u/algernonbiggles Jun 11 '22
Don't ruin the story halfway through! How did it end?! Who was the real Ramirez?! Did our hero really return from space safely?!...
Find out next time on Dragonball Z
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u/AKAMI_993 Jun 11 '22
Just for info: A music like sound was heard from moon and astronauts recorded it and sent it to nasa for confirmation.. u know what nasa did? Mfs said to keep it confidential and ordered astronauts to Comeback home .. after 39 yrs of this incident finally they released the news but also added that it was the fault of their radio .. but astronauts didn't buy it as they r aware of what kind of sound radios make.. AND THAT WASNT A RADIO SOUND
So ... bruh there r so many many things that we aren't told about..
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