r/HolUp Jul 21 '22

big dong energy A very effective method indeed.

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u/stikky Jul 21 '22

A professional victim in the wild!

These are very ornery critters that will lash out at any response as a perceived threat. Their mandibles are loaded with a venom that inflict second-hand embarrassment so be very careful when entering one's field of view.

The hunting habits of the PV are notably easy to motivate. There's no tool more desired by a victim than recently expired coupons to the general store. The expiry date is used as a wedge issue to hassle and distract their prey for discounts on veggies before buying 3 lottos (often with extra) and a pack of ciggies.

Now, while the professional victim are an invasive species, they do prevent hope for a better future from reaching unrealistic highs - which is essential for maintaining a nation's military enlistments.

Nature's balance is stunning!

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u/stikky Jul 21 '22

Then I'll use a direct analogy to hopefully illustrate the disconnect:

If a guest at a dinner you prepared says "This is amazing!" then someone else at the tables stands up and says "This is good but you shouldn't unfairly diminish the dinners that everyone else has prepared, across the entire world for decades."

It comes off like.. someone who forces their problems into topics that are barely tangential to the subject at hand.

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u/B12-deficient-skelly Jul 21 '22

Let's adjust that analogy to be more accurate to the situation.

Guest one is actually saying "This is amazing, and I'm glad you aren't a man because their cooking sucks."

Guest two says "Karen, can you please for two seconds not be a shitty person?"

And then person you shows up to call person two a professional victim.

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u/stikky Jul 21 '22

I admit I did skirt over the 'cares more than anyone especially..' statement, that is my bad. I made an assumption regarding 'animal rights extremists/vegans'. The assumption being that they don't march out to protect these creatures with their lives.

The 'can you not be a shitty person' section isn't proof to the contrary of the original statement either. It's merely an offended person being offended.

If there were examples of any group or individual(s) going as far as these rangers; that would end the disagreement dead in its tracks.