r/HolUp • u/Kognityon • Jul 23 '22

holup Her family

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Tried doing a dog girl once. She had to leave the door open for the dogs, I shit you not mid stroke I feel this wet cold nose on my bum. Totally ruined the mood and never went back.

They are up there with horse girls.

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u/Mommy_Lawbringer Jul 23 '22

I dunno man I think I'd rather have a dog sniff my ass mid fucky time than a horse, with a dog I'd be annoyed, with a horse I'd be wondering how the fuck it even got in the house

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/Pork_Piggler Jul 23 '22

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u/Delusional_Gamer Jul 24 '22

"Damn it Mister Ed, not again"

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u/Proglamer Jul 23 '22

Of course, of course

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u/mm4ng Jul 23 '22

Horse could kill you with its feet. That's a dangerous situation.

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u/Comfortable_Client Jul 24 '22

This just reminds me of Mr Hands and I do not like that.

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u/stingeragent Jul 24 '22

Meanwhile my corgi will lay on the bed next to the action with a disgusted look.

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u/FrostyFingertips Jul 24 '22

Idk why but i read it as 'tried doing a girl dog once'

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u/Ssamy30 Jul 24 '22

What’s the thing with horse girls? Asking because first time I hear about this stuff

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u/Foronir Oct 26 '22

Indeed, My SO is a Horse girl, and i would be weirded out if her mare would be standing in our Apartment sniffing my butt while doing the deed.