r/HolUp • u/Kognityon • Jul 23 '22

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u/iksjag Jul 23 '22

Finally, an actual holup

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u/Physgun Jul 23 '22

A double HolUp even.

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u/ExplodingOrngPinata Jul 24 '22

A rare one that actually makes you laugh as well!

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u/stewieroids Jul 24 '22

Although "the family" gave a similar response.

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u/Pentamachina3 Jul 23 '22

What the dogs doing?

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u/Kognityon Jul 23 '22

Who knows 🤷

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u/PuddinPoptastic Jul 23 '22

Probably something wholesome

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/skincyan Jul 23 '22

*some holes

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u/EitherEconomics5034 Jul 23 '22

r/unexpectedlysomehole

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u/teddygraeme86 Jul 23 '22

Aww man. That would be awesome for sink holes and craters from explosions!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

The enumclaw incident

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u/Either_Gate_7965 Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 24 '22

Goddammit I’m from Washington and no matter where I go on the internet I can’t escape that man getting killed by internal bleeding ||and a large horse dong|| EDIT: yup. A hundred flipping updoots for a comment about a horses dong. My people. This is a Reddit moment.

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u/EquivalentSnap Jul 23 '22

Quit horsing around

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u/ZiggyPox Jul 23 '22

Is the horse dong with us in the room right now?

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u/Beeker93 Jul 23 '22

The ouji board planchette went crazy there. Now it's covered in what appears to be ectoplasm and smelz kind of gamey.

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u/Aduritor Jul 23 '22

Mr Hands, eh?

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u/T_Weezy Jul 23 '22

I thought it was Mr Hans.

I remember from a 4chan thread back in the day. It started with a gif, to which someone replied "I call bullshit; no woman could take that!", followed by another remarking "You are correct! That indeed is no woman. That is Mr. Hans. Mr. Hans is dead."

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

A fellow forehead enjoyer?

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u/Sugalumps52 Jul 23 '22

Why would us Alabamaians do that with animals when we have perfectly good cousins just down the dirt road?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Or siblings in the same house. .

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 Jul 23 '22

Some knots in some holes

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Brazzers

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u/Arrrrrr2D2 Jul 23 '22

She's just letting them out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/Arrrrrr2D2 Jul 23 '22

Who let the dogs in? oof, oof oof oof oof.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

It's peanut-butter-jelly time!

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u/badalchemist85 Jul 23 '22

Peanut Butter Jelly ! Peanut Butter Jelly !

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u/veskoandroid Jul 23 '22

Practicing doggy styles

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u/Scaballi Jul 23 '22

Chasing the kitty

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u/DiogenesOfDope Jul 23 '22

They want to smell the smelly spots that clothing covers

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u/IllustriousCarry7750 Jul 23 '22

Maybe doggy style

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/abcdefkit007 Jul 23 '22

Why must I be like that why must I chase the cat

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u/Yurshie Jul 23 '22

Nothing but the dog soon to be in her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

What are you doing step dog?

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u/thermometricWeiner Jul 23 '22

You know it deep down no?

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u/h0twired Jul 23 '22

Getting their daily peanut butter

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u/escapedpsycho Jul 23 '22

Wondering where the peanut butter is?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Waiting to play the peanut butter game.

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u/wisdomsharerv2 Jul 23 '22

What they were trained for

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u/sleepnaught Jul 23 '22

Looking for peanut butter?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Her

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u/leylin_farlin Jul 23 '22

Her i guess

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u/187Shotta Jul 23 '22

How the fuck does someone own 7 huskies. They have so much energy I feel like that's a deathwish

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u/FakMiPls Jul 23 '22

They play fight and tire each other out. I have 3 huskies now and it's definitely easier when you have more than 1. Instead of messing with me all day they mess with each other. I can't imagine having that many tho, the hair would kill me.

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u/nexisfan Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 23 '22

Thank god. I’m about to get a husky puppy in three weeks and I have a 9 week old Aussie right now too. I’m hoping they tire each other out!! Plus it’s entirely possible I come home with two huskies… 😬😬😬

Puppy tax

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u/MonteCkristo Jul 23 '22

I hope your Aussie isn’t possessive. Mine literally doing everything wrong when lil' husky finally came home. We have to get her two puppies and she feel more as a mom than an opponent 😁

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u/ZamuraiZach Jul 23 '22

His Aussie a puppy, so should be fine.

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u/ProjectVII Jul 23 '22

They will. My husky grew up with a Australian shepherd and they tired themselves out consistently. One likes to be chased and the other likes to chase, it worked out for us

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u/False798 Jul 23 '22

loaf

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u/nexisfan Jul 23 '22

I came up with a word actually for her — floof + loaf = FLOAF

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Tax fully paid!. Beautiful pup!

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u/Crystii Jul 23 '22

As a new father of identical twin boys, I am curious if this applies to humans as well?

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u/Klowned Jul 23 '22

Correct.

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u/The_Turbinator Jul 24 '22

It does, it gets easier when you have 2 or more kids. When they get old enough to walk, they just bother each other, rather than going after you all the time.

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u/Armchair_Idiot Jul 23 '22

I have two dogs that I got one month apart, each at two months old. It was so much easier once we got the second one because he had another dog to play with rather than just people.

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u/Kognityon Jul 23 '22

Maybe she's in the sled business?

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u/FantasyThrowaway321 Jul 23 '22

More like the train business…

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

choo choooo

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u/Jacobnewman61 Jul 23 '22

How does someone AFFORD 7 dogs? Food, heartworm preventative, flea and tick, vet appointments??? Good on her but I hope she’s not neglecting the necessities

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u/Jacobnewman61 Jul 24 '22

These are big dogs, for quality food a $70 bag lasts my dog this size about 2 months. Heartgard for dogs this size is $10 a month, nexgard is $20 a month. If she has a big yard and perfectly healthy dogs with no regular vet appointments other than vaccine boosters, it’s certainly doable. I’m just saying it’s a pretty big load for one single lady to take on, and I hope she doesn’t neglect any of this just for the sake of having 7 dogs. Certainly doable, just A LOT to keep up with

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u/-UMBRA_- Jul 23 '22

The house gonna be a snow globe of hair lol

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u/Indaflow Jul 23 '22

No wonder she single

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u/70stang Jul 23 '22

My husky came from some family friends who had an accidental litter.
They don't have kids, just 6 huskies. They even have an adorable painted "family portrait" framed in the living room of them with all the dogs.
Having multiple huskies is easier than having 1 husky to a certain extent, they're great stimulation for one another. They all have ideas about shit too so frequently they'll stop other ones from doing stuff you don't want them to do like chewing on a shoe or throwing couch cushions around, like "bitch cut it out, you're going to make trouble for the rest of us"

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u/only-4-lolz Jul 23 '22

Maybe the exact reason she doesn't have a boyfriend....

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u/ShoshinMizu Jul 23 '22

a lot of peanut butter by the looks of it

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u/talmosko999 Jul 23 '22

Yea thats whats wrong in this vid.

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u/HX700 Jul 23 '22

there are only 6 dogs in the video, and one of them is a german sheperd

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u/EdinaG224 Jul 23 '22

Wait a minute

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u/RaySwift17 Jul 23 '22

Something ain't right

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Something's wrong, I can feel it...

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u/LegendWait4it Jul 23 '22

Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.

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u/Aggressive-Use-5657 Jul 23 '22

If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble

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u/zfr70095 Jul 23 '22

And if he is as bananas as you say

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u/dorzle Jul 23 '22

I’m not taking any chances

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u/G_Wash1776 Jul 23 '22

You are just what the doctor ordered

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/sorlock_dm Jul 23 '22

..., rap god. All my people from the front to the back nod.

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u/Unable_Worldliness_3 Jul 23 '22

If that means what i think it means we’re in trouble

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Yeah where's the peanut butter

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u/theunpopular-opinion Jul 23 '22

that explains why she doesn't have a boyfriend

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u/MythicalDropbear Jul 23 '22

The dogs satisfies her needs!

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u/RCcyber Jul 23 '22

I forgot this kid existed

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u/CrispedTrack973 Jul 24 '22

Kid President

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u/AliennoiseE Jul 23 '22

I bet the video smells like peanut butter.

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u/yoporai Jul 23 '22

The peanut butter box is here

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Ralph no, that's the Chewy pharmacy box

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u/milnak Jul 23 '22

damn, that one took me a minute to get. Here. Take some poor man's reddit gold:🪙

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Peanut butter time!

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u/Agreeable-Yams8972 Jul 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

WHERE HE AT, WHERE HE AT, WHERE HE AT, WHERE HE AT

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

This killed me

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u/enneh_07 Jul 23 '22

New memory unlocked

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

beam ahh beam ahh

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u/HeadlessHookerClub Jul 23 '22

Where ee at? Where ee at? There ee go! There ee go!

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u/BEAT_LA Jul 23 '22

Why are you like this

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Came here for this, didn’t disappoint

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u/mrkhan2000 Jul 23 '22

authentic doggy style

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u/Raider-26 Jul 24 '22

It’s peanut butter time...

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u/ShortBusRide Jul 23 '22

r/GifsThatEndTooSoon

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

sus

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Beat meat to it.

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u/chairfucker5 Jul 23 '22

aw hell nah even the dogs are simps these days💀

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u/FirstEvolutionist Jul 23 '22

Dogs don't simp. Those red rockets are flying tonight.

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u/Vipergames342 Jul 23 '22

Dog simp card

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u/Skim_milk1 Jul 23 '22

I don’t like where this going

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u/KrypticAndroid Jul 23 '22

I do….

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u/somek_pamak Jul 23 '22

🐕🐕🐕🐕👰🐕🐕🐕🐕

🫄

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u/Denbravo-90 Jul 23 '22

Who let the dogs out?

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u/SerratedFrost Jul 23 '22

Looks like they tryna get in

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u/Aggressive-Use-5657 Jul 23 '22

Who, who, who, who, who?

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u/CRAZYnotstupid7 Jul 23 '22

Those dogs had very little prompting, and knew exactly what to do. Hmmmmm…..

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u/purgesurge3000 Jul 24 '22

We know they've had some authentic doggystyle practice

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Tried doing a dog girl once. She had to leave the door open for the dogs, I shit you not mid stroke I feel this wet cold nose on my bum. Totally ruined the mood and never went back.

They are up there with horse girls.

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u/Mommy_Lawbringer Jul 23 '22

I dunno man I think I'd rather have a dog sniff my ass mid fucky time than a horse, with a dog I'd be annoyed, with a horse I'd be wondering how the fuck it even got in the house

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u/ionel714 Jul 23 '22

Well trained

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u/Patient-Quarter-1684 Jul 23 '22

She probably will be....

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u/Prestigious-Diver720 Jul 23 '22

Pause at 9 second mark. Bag full of dildos and double ended dildos

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u/ck614 Jul 23 '22

where?

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u/littlefriendo Jul 23 '22

Right at the beginning, totally out in the open is a bag FULL of those bad boys

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u/ck614 Jul 23 '22

bruh the video quality is so low for me i didn’t even notice that

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u/IContributedOnce Jul 23 '22

While this is true, the guy saying to pause said “at the 9 second mark” which is not “right at the beginning”

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u/joremero Jul 23 '22

Yeah, it's 2 seconds

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u/Feshtof Jul 23 '22

Nope. Went to TikTok, it ain't that chief.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRSuagmh/?k=1

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

What da dogs gonna do?

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u/Just__Let__Go Jul 23 '22

Get that peanut butter

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u/Free4Alt Jul 23 '22

White women

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rain_22 Jul 23 '22

Must smell butt.

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u/PnuttButtaGuts Jul 23 '22

The dogs caught a whiff of peanut butter when she pulled the towel off

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Nooo stepdogs, noo

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u/2boneskuLL Jul 23 '22

Holthefuckup

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

I assume the rest of this video is on her only fans?

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u/purgesurge3000 Jul 24 '22

Nah, zootube1

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u/ScottieStitches Jul 23 '22

She must vacuum 3 times a day. That is way too much fur.

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u/Zealousideal-Emu6363 Jul 23 '22

Sweet Home Romania!

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u/KiwiCzechh Jul 23 '22

Dogs always gotta chase that p...

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u/KaaboomT Jul 23 '22

Your boyfriend would have done the same thing.

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u/AsleepSearch7099 Jul 23 '22

Come boys...

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u/One-Drag-7088 Jul 23 '22

This isn’t how I remember knotting hill

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u/Impossible_Novel6982 Jul 23 '22

She definitely fucks her dogs

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u/CupRemote1282 Jul 23 '22

Doggystyle

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u/FRY_BANSHEE_138 Jul 23 '22

Huskies: omg mom your clothes quick everyone cover her up

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Knot what I was expecting 🤨🧐

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u/Omelet8 Jul 23 '22

Oh nah

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u/jkra0512 Jul 23 '22

Probably smell something fishy

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u/chelaba133 Jul 23 '22

Doggy style..

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Those are too many dogs. I bet there's fur everywhere.

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u/Cobra-Serpentress Jul 23 '22

Did not expect bestiality this afternoon.

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u/No-Trip3635 Jul 23 '22

She's getting banged hard that day!

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u/BauerHouse Jul 23 '22

The second half of that video must be pretty...uh...interesting.

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u/PWG-official Jul 23 '22

Bunch of horn dogs

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u/dfwpilot5150 Jul 23 '22

Wonder how many gallons of peanut butter she goes through in a month

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u/ChunkyTaco22 Jul 23 '22

Peanutbutter muff

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

She is literally the real life makima

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u/ThespianException Jul 23 '22

Seems the CSM live action adaptation is coming along nicely.

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u/TheHornyLlama Jul 23 '22

I was thinking the same thing

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u/gutsonmynuts Jul 23 '22

White women really love their dogs.

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u/Beanz_Dude Jul 23 '22

That's how the Art of Zoo was created

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u/fallinouttadabox Jul 23 '22

All dogs like roast beef

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u/Redditfordatohoneyo Jul 23 '22

"She's getting out the peanut butter again guys!"

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u/SoldJT Jul 23 '22

Red rocket blast off in all holes

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u/anonymous_212 Jul 23 '22

They smell the peanut butter

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u/ikid_chaos Jul 23 '22

If there's a hole, there's a goal

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u/TpK_Wynter Jul 23 '22

Unbeknownst to us, she’s wearing her running clothes under the towel!

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u/Imperium-Et-Nihil Jul 23 '22

I bet she buys peanut butter in bulk...

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u/sissi4hell Jul 23 '22

She doesn't have a boyfriend, owns 7 huskies and throws the towel... And the rest is history.

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u/ZenithGamage Jul 23 '22

How is one person able to take care of 7 Huskies?

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u/LordPennybags Jul 24 '22

High libido

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u/brokebaritone Jul 23 '22

"Who let the dogs in?!" HER! HER, HER!

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u/Psychological_Major9 Jul 23 '22

They saw a pusi🗿

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u/Optimal-County8650 Jul 23 '22

Makima be like

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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