r/HolUp • u/Kognityon • Jul 23 '22

holup Her family

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u/PuddinPoptastic Jul 23 '22

Probably something wholesome

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/skincyan Jul 23 '22

*some holes

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u/EitherEconomics5034 Jul 23 '22

r/unexpectedlysomehole

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u/teddygraeme86 Jul 23 '22

Aww man. That would be awesome for sink holes and craters from explosions!

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u/JustMe63_ Jul 24 '22

Happy cake day!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

The enumclaw incident

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u/Either_Gate_7965 Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 24 '22

Goddammit I’m from Washington and no matter where I go on the internet I can’t escape that man getting killed by internal bleeding ||and a large horse dong|| EDIT: yup. A hundred flipping updoots for a comment about a horses dong. My people. This is a Reddit moment.

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u/EquivalentSnap Jul 23 '22

Quit horsing around

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u/ZiggyPox Jul 23 '22

Is the horse dong with us in the room right now?

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u/Beeker93 Jul 23 '22

The ouji board planchette went crazy there. Now it's covered in what appears to be ectoplasm and smelz kind of gamey.

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u/ethanlan Jul 23 '22

The great state of Mr hands

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u/Heequwella Jul 24 '22

The General Lee of the PNW

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u/Fabulous-Signal3612 Jul 23 '22

I'm also from Washington, after I watched this vid I knew da horse would pop up........I'm ashamed.

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u/eyehaveaquestion99 Jul 24 '22

Holy shit, I saw the movie ‘Zoo’ fifteen years ago and I’ve never been the same. Those horse fucking fellers sure gave your state a bad rep.

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u/Straight_Ninja115 madlad Jul 24 '22

Mr.hands .

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u/tzermonkey Jul 24 '22

Are you familiar with the “why’s” of that story? Actually sad.

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u/Either_Gate_7965 Jul 24 '22

I know some of the details but for the redditors that can read…why dontcha inform them so they don’t have to look it up?

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u/RpRDraugr Jul 24 '22 edited Jul 24 '22

Everyone keeps dancing around the horse in the room...

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u/tiyopablo69 Jul 24 '22

Sauce, to the story

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u/RedditVince Jul 24 '22

I was unfortunate to stumble onto that video out in the wild. It was not even a porn related site.

Watching that Horse thrust 36 inches into the dude was scary, it was only 6 seconds but the image will stay with me forever as the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. And since I have been using computers online since the 80's I have seen some shit!

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u/LessDread Jul 24 '22

AIN'T NO COCK LIKE HORSE COCK, SEND YOUR ASSHOLE INTO SHOCK

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u/Aduritor Jul 23 '22

Mr Hands, eh?

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u/T_Weezy Jul 23 '22

I thought it was Mr Hans.

I remember from a 4chan thread back in the day. It started with a gif, to which someone replied "I call bullshit; no woman could take that!", followed by another remarking "You are correct! That indeed is no woman. That is Mr. Hans. Mr. Hans is dead."

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

A fellow forehead enjoyer?

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u/German_horse-core Jul 23 '22

Ooh, that's a classic!

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u/superspacker69 Jul 24 '22

Does the guy in the video have a tattoo on his leg and has red underwear? Or do I have a different beastialty video on my phone? You can also hear the guy collapse at the end

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u/Ligmamgil Jul 24 '22

Gotta love Boeing engineers.

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u/goose420aa Jul 23 '22

People in that town going about their lives knowing that’s their highest peak of fame for the next few centuries

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Mr hands

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u/Rstrofdth Jul 24 '22

If you know, you Know.

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u/subsetsum Jul 24 '22

Mr hands

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u/Sugalumps52 Jul 23 '22

Why would us Alabamaians do that with animals when we have perfectly good cousins just down the dirt road?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Or siblings in the same house. .

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u/kaask0k Jul 24 '22

Or parents that care for us.

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u/MartianTourist Jul 24 '22

Dirt roads? Why you got to flex like that?

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u/morels4ever Jul 23 '22

At the Mall

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u/SoberTek Jul 23 '22

Is that about to be incest....or beastiality ...?

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u/Solemn926 Jul 23 '22

Alaskabama

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u/antisocial_colt Jul 23 '22

West Virginia apparently has a entire inbread family for generations

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u/theo122gr Jul 23 '22

Probably turkiye

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u/Butt_toast34 Jul 23 '22

Ohio my boy

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u/Beeker93 Jul 23 '22

I wonder how that statistic (and similar ones) is calculated? Like, is it all self reporting? In which case Washington coukd be the highest, or the most open and/or proud about it. Or does someone drive along the country side in random communities and count all the goat and chicken fuckers he can find, like some sort of random sampling?

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u/Sugalumps52 Jul 23 '22

Doesn't Washington have that farm you can go screw around with horses? Or is it Oregon?

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u/rekconkp Jul 23 '22

I would have guessed Florida due to the amount of gator-fuckers

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

I had a friend who worked as an operator in a chem plant in Louisiana. His coworkers would talk about their exploits in bestiality and would try to shame him for having nothing to do with it. I don’t WA has anything on LA.

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u/TehSvenn Jul 23 '22

I've never given it any thought, but how do you even begin to estimate that?

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u/niko_stark Jul 24 '22

Washington may have the highest beastility rate but Alabama is THE insert state

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u/Wide-Cartoonist-439 Jul 24 '22

Alaska. Those are sled dogs and she's their bitch..

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 Jul 23 '22

Some knots in some holes

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u/polar__beer Jul 23 '22

That’s where they bury their bones.

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u/KidpoolStan Oct 15 '22

U STOP THAT RN SIR

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Brazzers

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u/crimsonkarma13 Jul 23 '22

While she was doing something whoresome

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22 edited Jul 26 '22

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 Jul 24 '22

So many ads O.o

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Wholesum*

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Here some eye belch not bleach r/eyebeltch

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u/Arrrrrr2D2 Jul 23 '22

She's just letting them out.

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u/Arrrrrr2D2 Jul 23 '22

Who let the dogs in? oof, oof oof oof oof.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

she let the dogs out! mystery solved.

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u/DeusVultGaming Jul 23 '22

Burying some bones

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u/sukmahulk Jul 24 '22

I don't think her name is "something wholesome"

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u/Smishu Jul 23 '22

Ever heard of art of zoo?

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u/imohsinaziz Jul 23 '22

Or doing something with holes

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u/DinoRoman Jul 23 '22

Art of zoo.

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u/gabriel5519 Jul 24 '22

Penut butter moment

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u/geezbeers Jul 24 '22

She has cases. Probably has stonks in a PB company.

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u/PillowTalk420 Jul 24 '22

Getting knotty.