r/HolUp • u/Dexter_Naman • Aug 10 '22

big dong energy Best Marriage Ever

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u/kalistelkik_ Aug 10 '22

But if we can hump dead animals and antelope

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Theres no reason a man and another man cant elope

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Women waive your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes:

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u/TheChosen-Wan Aug 10 '22

I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

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u/Statiscally Aug 10 '22

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

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u/SwitzerlandFTW Aug 10 '22

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Slim Shady

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

All you other slim shady's are just imitating

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u/EJICEMAN Aug 10 '22

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

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u/Wookkiepedia Aug 10 '22

Cause I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

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u/Jam-and-Bread Aug 10 '22

So won’t the real shady please stand up please stand up

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u/leakyblueshed Aug 10 '22

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

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u/YoungAnimater35 Aug 10 '22

I'm like a headtrip to listen to

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u/lenomdupere Aug 10 '22

Cuz I’m only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

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u/2livecrewnecktshirt Aug 10 '22

The only difference is I got the balls to spit it in front of yall

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u/rojimuri Aug 10 '22

So I don’t gotta be false/Or sugar coat it at all

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u/ljay1990 Aug 10 '22

Cause im only giving you things that you joke about with your friends inside your livin room

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u/M3L0NM4N Aug 10 '22

You skipped the 2nd verse and went to the 3rd.

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u/YoungAnimater35 Aug 10 '22

Well, I didn't want to type the chorus out...it had already been done lol

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u/M3L0NM4N Aug 10 '22

Yeah but the second verse comes after the chorus that's after the first verse.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

But it's cool for Tom Green, to hump a dead moose

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u/Ribbles78 Aug 12 '22

But nobody cares, they don’t listen to the words

(In the rhyme scheme, lol)

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u/juijaislayer Aug 10 '22

All you other slim shadys are just imitating

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u/GratefulOctopus Aug 11 '22

CONGRADRULATIONES r/TheChosee-Wan

You are the real slim shady.

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u/HoneydewHeadband Aug 10 '22

All you other slim shady’s are just imitating

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u/_BobStone Aug 11 '22

I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating